A/N: Dedicated to everyone who asked for this dare

Seashell: We do this dare so much we might as well move into heaven.

Air: With Castiel?!!?!?!?!?

Seashell: No.

Rainkeeper: Or we could move into closets.

Air: Like Dean?!!?!?!?!?

Nightflyer: Air, not everything is related to Supernatural.

Air: Fudge off! EVERYTHING'S RELATED TO SUPERNATURAL! WE HAVE A GIF FOR EVERYTHING!

Joy: What about candy?

Air:

Air: HA!

Seashell: Show me a gif that proves Destiel actually exists.

Air: *slams down a computer*

Air: Pick a number between one and a billion.

Rainkeeper: 4,806.

Air: 

Seashell:.....That proves nothing.

Air: Then you obviously have no idea what sexual tension looks like.

Nightflyer: STOP IT!

*players appear*

Joy: *slams Thor's Hammer and breaks another desk*

Hosts:......

Joy: ....Thor forgave me. For now.

Rainkeeper: Oh.

Nightflyer: Okay.

Joy: IT'S TIME FOR-

Rainkeeper: SEVEN

Air: MINUTES

Seashell: IN

Air: HEAVEN!!!!!!!!

Nightflyer: *whispers quickly like the catch in insurance commercials* 7 minutes in heaven is a dare brought to you by many scavengers and will be completed for two hours, rather than seven minutes. All named couples must participate for dare to be valid.

Deathbringer: YES!

Glory: Two HOURS?!?

Tsunami: *smiles*

Peril: *looks hopeful*

Clay:......Okay I give in.

Peril: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Starflight: *sighs*

Fatespeaker: *dances*

Riptide: *winks at Tsunami*

Moon: *facetalons*

Umber: *crosses talons*

Carnelian:*looks bored*

Qibli/Winter: *glaring at each other*

Turtle: *intrigued*

*Pear, Kelp, Geyser, and Meerkat appear*

Sunny: *gasps* You again! *tackles Meerkat*

Meerkat: Sunny!

Clay/Tsunami/Glory/Starflight: *growls at Meerkat*

Clay: You hurt Sunny,

Tsunami: You die.

Glory: *hisses*

Pear: Hey Rainy.

Rainkeeper: Pear.

Pear:....I hear Tree-bud gets therapy in the future.

Joy: Who the hell is a therapist for a sloth?

Pear: Your daughter.

Joy:......Shoulda known, shoulda known.

Kelp: So, two hours in heaven?

Joy: Yep. 

Kelp: *smiles*

Joy:.....Oh no.

*closets appear*

Moon: Who am I with?

Rainkeeper: WINTER! FOR REDEMPTION! 

Umber: DIBS ON QIBLI!

Seashell: GRANTED!

Umber: Yes!

Couples: *rush inside*

Kelp: *picks Joy up firefighter style*

Joy: *shrieks*

Joy: KELP! LEMMEDOWN!!!!!

Kelp: Nope. *carries her into the closet*

Carnelian:.......

*cricket sounds*

Carnelian: Guess I'll just wait here then.

Carnelian:......*spots Air's laptop*

Carnelian: Now HERE'S something worth my time. *starts hacking*

*two hours later*

Starflight: *quickly leaves room* *sees Carnelian*

Starflight: What?

Carnelian:......*slightly disturbed*

Starflight: What???

Carnelian: *scrolls through computer* It's ALL either Airflyer, or Supernatural.

Carnelian:.....At least 95% Destiel.

Starflight:.....What does Nightflyer see in her again?

Nightflyer: *falls out of closet*

Nightflyer: MANY THINGS! Many many things....

Nightfler: *is slowly pulled back into a closet*

Fatespeaker:.....Are we the only ones that stopped at the two hour mark?

Starflight:....I guess so.

*an hour later*

Qibli: *seriously questioning his sexuality*

Moon: *seriously questioning Winterwatcher or Moonbli*

Tsunami/Riptide: *have reluctantly left the closet*

Turtle: *wide eyed*

Kinkajou: *pink*

Turtle:.......I get it now. More of this dare. I approve greatly. 

Kinkajou: Oh shush.

Clay: AGREED WITH TURTLE! MUCH APPROVAL!

Peril: Really? THAT'S what it took for you to like this?

Clay: *nods frantically*

Seashell: This was the first time I've ever really enjoyed this dare.

Rainkeeper: *dazed* Yep! Still the best dare!

Pear: *keeps laughing*

Nightflyer: Who are we waiting on?

Air: Jelp and Glorybringer, as always.

Carnelian: AIR WTF?!!??!

Air:....What?

Carnelian: *holds up computer*

Air: .......*breaks computer over Carnelian's head*

Air: *drags her unconscious form into one of the closets and locks it*

All:......

Air:....No one can know.

Nightflyer: Okay.

Starflight:......HOW ARE JUST OKAY WITH THAT!?!?!?!

Nightflyer: Because.*wraps arm around Air*

Tsunami: Should we just leave now?

Rainkeeper: Yea. They'll be in there all day.

All: *shrugs and leaves*

*several hours later*

Carnelian: *bangs on door*

Carnelian: Guys?

Carnelian: GUYS!!?!??!