Rainkeeper: The AMOUNT of dares we have to do-

Seashell: Is practically equal to the number of reads on this book. 

Air: WE'RE IN THE TOP 1,000 FANFICTION BOOKS!!!

Nightflyer: THAT'S AMAZING!!

Joy: Now, what are we doing today?

*Macaw appears*

Rainkeeper: Letting you murder Macaw.

Joy: WAIT REALLY?!!?!

Seashell: Yep.

Joy: YES! 

Joy: *pulls out squeaky toy  hammer*

Joy: Wait what? This isn't a katana...

Joy: *whips out Lincoln log*

Joy: WTF?

Joy: *dumps out bag of weapons*

Joy: *bag is full of toys*

Joy: WHO DID THIS!?!?!?!!?!?

Rainkeeper: *holds up rag doll*

Rainkeeper: Consider me impressed.

Joy: *holds up Sam Winchester action figure*

Joy: Air.

Air: *struggling not to laugh*

Joy: *whips doll at the wall, shattering it*

Joy: *grabs Air by the throat*

Joy: WHERE ARE MY WEAPONS?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!

Air: AH!

Nightflyer/Rainkeeper: *trying to pull Joy away*

Rainkeeper: Joy, HEEL. HEEL!!!!

Nightflyer: RELEASE MY GIRLFRIEND!

Air: THE DARE SAYS YOU HAVE TO KILL MACAW WITH TOYS! 

Joy: BUT WHERE ARE MY KNIFES AND GUNS!?!?!?!!?!?

Air: In a warehouse in Kansas....

Joy: *releases Air* *shakes Rainkeeper and Nightflyer off her*

Nightflyer: Air, you okay? *hugs Air*

Air: Yea.

Joy: *sorts through pile of toys*

Joy: *holds up plastic barbie doll*

Joy: This'll work. 

Joy: *jabs Macaw*

Macaw: OW! What the heck is that?

Joy: Not sharp enough.... 

Joy: AHA! *grabs plastic food set*

Joy: *ties Macaw to a chair*

Joy: *jams plastic food down Macaw's throat*

Macaw: *chokes to death*

Seashell: That's a brutal way to die...

Rainkeeper: Would not have thought of that...

Joy: Where there's a will, there's a way. 

Joy: *disapears*

Joy: *appears in Kansas warehouse*

Joy: *laughs evilly* YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!!!

Joy: There's my precious.

Joy: *grabs all the weapons*

Joy: *appears back at JMA*

Air: Joy, how many weapons do you HAVE exactly?

Joy: Not enough.

Hosts:........ um....

Joy: *silently adds plastic food to her list of murder weapons*

Joy: Are we done here?

Seashell: For today? Yes.

Joy: Wonderful. I have a Deadpool movie to film.