Joy: What are we doing today?

Nightflyer: Oh, nothing much

Rainkeeper: Hey, Air? Did you ever let those to scavengers out of the closet?

Air: You mean Dean and Castiel? No.

Seashell: Air! Scavengers need food too!

Air: Castiel doesn't. 

Joy: I'll let them out. *opens closet*

Hosts: *shove Joy in the closet and lock the door behind her*

Joy: What the- GUYS!! WHAT THE HELL?

Air: Sorry, Joy! But a bug gotta do what a bug gotta do!

Joy: LET ME OUT!

Rainkeeper: No! You have to stay in for the whole day!

Joy: *sighs* Fine. This really isn't much of a dare!

Nightflyer: Then you clearly haven't looked around.

Joy: What is there to se- *screams bloody murder*

Macaw: Hello Joy, lovely, lovely Joy.

Joy: LETMEOUTLETMEOUTLETMEOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seashell: No can do!!!

Joy: *screaming and banging on the door*

Macaw: Aw, calm down Joy. It's not that bad. How about we do a bit of seven minutes in heaven to pass the time?

Some random Icewing at the very tip of Pyrrhia: *looks up and frowns*

Coral: *does the same* 

Random Icewing: Did somebody just....

Coral: Scream?

Air: Thoughts?

Rainkeeper: WHAT?

Seashell: Calm down.

Rainkeeper: I CAN'T CALM DOWN, I CAN'T HEAR.

Nightflyer: Oh great.

Macaw: OH, come on Joy. you love me!

Joy: *punches Macaw in the face* *knocks him out*

Joy :Thank. The. Moons. CAN I GET SOME ROPE IN HERE?

Hosts: NO!

Joy: Fuck.

*two hours later*

Macaw: Ow. Is that any way to treat your future husband?

Joy: *words cannot describe the level of disgust written on her face*

Joy: YOU COULD DIG UP MY DEAD CORPSE A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW AND I'D STILL KICK YOUR ASS RATHER THAN MARRY YOU!! I'D KISS DARKSTALKER BEFORE YOU!!

Darkstalker: Sorry, you're not really my type. 

Macaw: Ah, but you wouldn't mind getting close to my ass I hear?

Queen Coral: Okay, somebody is definitely screaming.

*a few more hours later*

Air: *checks camera* *bursts out laughing*

Nightflyer: What? *looks at camera* 

*sees Joy shaking Macaw by the neck and screaming*

Nightflyer: Nice.

*one day later*

Rainkeeper: *unlocks door*

Joy: *collapses on the ground* Sweet. Sweet. FREEDOM!

Air: *drags out Macaw's corpse*

Air: Where can we bury this?

Seashell: Just throw him in the ocean and let the Icewings deal with him. 

Joy: WHERE'S KELP!

Seashell: why?

Joy: I need Kelp.

Rainkeeper: Okay. *gets Kelp*

Kelp: What am I-

Joy: *kisses Kelp*

Kelp: Please bring me here more often!