Air: So....smokeberries?

Joy: Smokeberries.

*players appear*

Winter: What method of torture will you be using today?

Joy: None!

Qibli: Wait what.

Joy: *in a sweet innocent voice* We figured that since we've put you through so many horrible things that we could find a way to repay you. So, we hope you'll accept these berries as an apology.

Moon: Aw, that is so sweet!

Qibli: And so suspicious. Are they poisoned?

Air: No.

Qibli: toxic?

Joy: No.

Qibli: Stolen?

Air: Nope!

Qibli: bought from a shady dragon?

Joy: Nope!

Qibli:...........................Will inflict any kind of death, illness, pain, suffering, temporary paralyzation, or hallucination on those that eat it?

Both: Not at all!

 Qibli: Okay, they may actually be telling the truth. But just in case.....Winter. Eat one.

Winter: Why do I have to eat one!

Qibli: Because you're you.

Air: Let's put it to a vote. Raise your hand if you think Winter should test the berries.

*Qibli, Joy, Air, Carnelian, Turtle, Kinkajou, Umber, and Moon all raise their hands*

Winter: Seriously!!?!? Fuck you! *eats berry*

Winter: They're fine.

All: Okay! *Carnelian, Umber, Kinkajou, Turtle, Moon, and Qibli eat berries*

*5 minutes later*

Joy: Oh, by the way, those were smokeberries. A.K.A. dragon drugs.

Moon/Kinkajou: SMOKEBERRIES!!?!?!?!?

Air: Let it begin!

Joy: Umber, thoughts?

Umber: *stares at wall* The wall is moving.

Air: No it's not...

Umber: THE WALL IS FUCKING MOVING!

Joy: um....I'm gonna say traditional stoner.

Joy: Turtle?

Turtle: *laughs uncontrollably* 

Kinkajou: WHAT! WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

Turtle: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!!!!

Joy: Comedian. Kinkajou?

Kinkajou: *starts singing* Sunrise, sunset. Sunrise, sunset. SWIFTLY FLOW THE DAYS! 

Joy: I think that's a-

Kinkajou: SEEDLINGS TURN OVERNIGHT TO SUNFLOWERS! BLOSSOMING EVEN AS WE GAZE! 

Joy: I don't know what this is. 

Kinkajou: SUNRISE, SUNSET. SUNRISE SUNSET! SWIFTLY FLY THE YEEEEEEARS! ONE SEASON FOLLOWING ANOOOOOOTHER! 

Joy: OKAY! We get it! Qibli?

Qibli: What am I supposed to fe-WHAT THE FLIPPING FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT!

Joy: ah, an easy one. Qibli's a-

Kinkajou: LADEN WITH HAPPINESS AND TEEEEEARS!

Joy: SHUT UP! Paranoid. Qibli's a paranoid. 

Air: Moon?

Moon: *starts humming Sunrise Sunset* Hm? Oh, Pi is 3.1415926536897932384626433832795028......

Joy: Professor?

Kinkajou: What words of wisdom can I giiiiiive them? How can I help to ease their waaaaaay? NOW THEY MUST LEARN FROM ONE ANOTHER! 

Joy: KINKAJOU! SHUT THE FUCK UP! 

Kinkajou: DAY BY DAAAAY!!!!!

Joy: I swear....Carnelian?

Carnelian: Fuck this. Fuck you. Fuck it all. FUCK THAT WEIRD SOUND COMING FROM THE WALL!

Air: Hey that rhymes!

Joy: Paranoid?

Kinkajou: They look so natural togeeeeeeether. Just like two newlyweds SHOULD BEEEEEEEEE

Joy: KINKAJOU I AM WARNING YOU! Winter?

Winter: *laughs*

Joy: Comedian-

Kinkajou: IS THERE A CANOPY IN STORE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE

Turtle: YES!

Kinkajou: SUNRISE, SUNSET! SUNRISE, SUNSET! SWIFTLY FLY THE YEAAAAAAARS! 

Joy: THAT'S IT! *attacks Kinkajou*

Kinkajou: *punches Joy square in the face, knocks her out* ONE SEASON FOLLOWING ANOTHER!

All but Joy: LADEN WITH HAPPINESS! AND teeeeeeeeeeeears.

Me:.................................................................................*applauds*