Three Generations of Dragons Gather For An Inappropriate Game (D.O.D.)


Rainkeeper: So Air, you OK now?

Air:......Sure.

Air: Cas is back, so I'm better. Crowley's still dead, and I'm patiently awaiting someone to shoot Ketch in the face, but other then that, yeah, I'm good.

Nightflyer: Here's an updated list of things you shouldn't mention.

Seashell:.....

Joy: Okay, three generation dare time!

Seashell:......

Seashell: IS NO ONE GOING TO ASK IF IM OKAY FROM LAST TIME?!?!!

Air: No.

Nightflyer: Air! Be nice.

Air: Nu uh. She deserved a mug to the face.

Joy: Hey, you're FINE, aren't you?

Seashell: Well, YES, B-

Joy: See? This is why we didn't ask. It's show time peoples!

*players appear*

Rainkeeper: Is everyone ready to be freaked out?

Players: *exchange glances*

Deathbringer: Sure, why not?

*Apple, Ember, Ander, Shore, Rin, Parrot, Ray, Orange, Permafrost, Stardust, Haze, Boysen, Dusk, and Cypress appear*

Players:.....

Glory: Why do I feel like we haven't met half of you?

Apple: Because you haven't.

Riptide: Oh good. 

Sunny: So many future dragons coming into this...My head hurts.

Hosts:......

Joy: Oh, then you're REALLY gonna hate the next dare.

Starflight: I believe some introductions are in order?

Orange: I'm Orange. I'm kinda/not really/totally dating Shore.

Deathbringer:.....Well done, future grandson.

Tsunami: So, I've met my children, my children's children, and now I'm meeting my children's children's future spouses?

Nightflyer: Exactly.

Peril: Well that's not confusing at all.

Clay: It's not confusing if you just accept it and don't question anything.

Air: Exactly!

Parrot: I'm Parrot. I'm a friend of Rin's.

Glory:........*bursts out laughing*

Rin: What's so funny?

Glory: So, how long have you two been dating?

Rin: WE'RE NOT DATING!

Glory/Deathbringer: *laughing crazily*

Deathbringer: Oh, you're so dating.

Ray: I'm Ray.

Fatespeaker: And you are?

Ander: He's my soulmate. And my blue-eyed guardian angel. And utter perfection. Y muy guapo. 

Ray: If I'm muy guapo, then you're bonitísimo.

Ander: Awww.

Sunny: I don't know what you said, but I bet it was cute.

Haze: Oh, HELLO young Sunny. I'm Haze. 

Sunny: Oh, do we know each other in the future.

Haze: You're dating my father.

Sunny:.........Do we get along?

Haze: No.

Sunny: Oh.

Peril: YES! Another dragon who hates Sunny! Someone high-five her for me.

Permafrost: I'm Permafrost, I'm dating Stardust.

Boysen: Boysen. Dating Haze. They call us Haysen.

Dusk: And you've met the rest of us.

Joy: So now we're all going to sit down and play Never Have I Ever!

Rainkeeper: And for the sake of time, we'll be using the actual NHIE game, and playing with Five talon-

Joy: NEVER MENTION FIVE.

Rainkeeper:....Why?

Nightflyer: BECAUSE FIVE IS A MANIPULATIVE BASTARD WHO DESERVES TO ROT IN HELL.

Rainkeeper: Okay, then....

Seashell: And seeing as the actual game is very dirty minded, we'll try to find suitable options for our game.

Joy: First card. Never Have I Ever Binged on Neflix without leaving the house for more than four days.

Starflight/Air/Nightflyer/Ander/Ray: *drops talon*

Joy: Wait, how do you even have Netflix?

Ander: The stars let us see it occasionally.

Starflight: Stole one of your computers.

Air:......

Joy:......

Rainkeeper: Um....

Seashell: Whose computer?

Hosts: *laugh nervously*

Air: Never Have I ever been stuck in the friend zone, or friend zoned somebody.

Starflight/Fatespeaker/Sunny/Peril/Shore/Orange/Stardust: *drops talon*

Rainkeeper: Never have I ever lied about my age.

Deathbringer/Peril/Riptide/Shore/Seashell/Orange/Dusk/Rin/Joy/Air/Nightflyer/Haze: *drops a talon*

Rainkeeper: What did you all lie for?

Deathbringer: Information.

Dusk: Ditto

Joy: To buy weaponry.

Haze: Same!

Orange/Shore: To sneak into a bar.

Riptide: No reason.

Nightflyer: Definitely NOT to get into Comic-con under a discount, haha.

Air: Yeaaaaa, of course not...

Seashell: I totally didn't lie on the Disney Channel website...

Rainkeeper:.......Wow.

Nightflyer: Never have I ever angrily thrown a drink in someone's face.

Glory/Deathbringer/Tsunami/Orange/Haze/Ander/Rin/Apple/Joy/Air/Fatespeaker/Ray: *drops one*

Nightflyer:.....Wow.

Rainkeeper: Apple? Really?

Apple: I was frustrated okay!

Joy: Wait, Air, when did you throw a- Oh, right, yesterday....

Air: Yeah. 

Seashell: Never have I ever seen a ghost.

Glory/Clay/Peril/Tsunami/Riptide/Deathbringer/Joy/Rainkeeper/Air/Nightflyer/Sunny/Starflight/Fatespeaker/Haze/Stardust: *drops one*

Seashell: How the-

Air: SEE! I TOLD YOU GHOSTS WERE REAL!!

Glory: We all spoke with someone using that emerald Firefly enchanted.

Seashell: Oh right...

Air: Never have I ever eaten something out of the garbage.

All: *glances at Clay*

Clay: *shamefully drops talon*

Joy: Never have T ever Been kicked in the nuts.

Deathbringer/Riptide/Starflight: *drops talons*

All: *glances at Glory and Tsunami*

Deathbringer: Our own fault.

Riptide: We should've known better then to get them mad.

Starflight: I deserved it.

Seashell: Never have I ever had to call someone to bail me out of jail.

Joy/Air: *drops talon*

Clay: Air!

Air: *points at other hosts* It's their fault! They're the one who trusted me to get rid of drugs that one time we had flakka brownies!

Joy: Yeah, we're still real sorry about that.

Nightflyer: And you're leaving out the time you beat up Eric Kripke.

Air: He deserved it.

Nightflyer: Agreed.

Air: And I'm also out of the game. 

Rainkeeper: Never Have I ever spit in someone's face.

Joy/Nightflyer/Seashell/Tsunami/Glory/Peril/Clay/Riptide/Deathbringer/Fatespeaker/Sunny/Orange/Shore/Rin/Ander/Permafrost/Haze/Boysen/Cypress/Dusk/Apple/Parrot/Ray: *drops one*

Rainkeeper:.....Wow.

Haze: What can I say? Dragons are very spit-on-able.

Joy: I'm out.

Deathbringer/Nightflyer: Me too.

Nightflyer: Never Have I ever stolen someone's identification.

Joy: Can I go negative points?

Nightflyer: No.

Air: Oh, good.

Seashell: Never have I ever tried to contact a deceased person.

Clay/Peril/Riptide/Tsunami/Glory/Starflight/Fatespeaker/Sunny/Rainkeeper/Haze/Boysen: *drops one*

Peril: I'm gone.

Riptide/Starflight/Fatespeaker/Haze: Same here.

Seashell: Never have i ever started a serious fire.

Haze: Oh NOW you bring up that one.

Clay/Tsunami/Ember/Parrot/Rin: *drops one*

Air: Clay? Really?

Clay: Well, technically it was Peril who set the tree on fire, but I'm the one who accidentally shoved her into said tree.

Peril: 'accidentally shoved' Suuuuure.

Clay: Shut up.

Tsunami: Well, me and Clay are out.

Air: Never have I ever dumped someone.

Shore/Glory/Sunny/Seashell/Rin/Parrot: *drops one*

Glory: And I'm gone.

Rin/Sunny: Same.

Shore: Wait, Rin? Who'd you dump?

Rin: I had several relationships before Parrot, I'll have you know.

Nightflyer: Never have I ever said "I'm never drinking again"

Joy: Done it.

Rainkeeper: Same.

Ander/Parrot/Rainkeeper: *drops one*

Joy: Wait, Ander, you DRINK?

Ander: Once, during the war, because I couldn't stand to listen to the Day Stars talk about battles anymore. It tasted AWFUL, and I've never done it since.

Nightflyer: Never have I ever seriously tried to communicate with my pet to see if I could.

Seashell/Apple/Ander/Stardust/Ray/Rainkeeper: *drops one*

Ander: I'm out.

Apple: I swear Tree-Bud understands me.

Rainkeeper: Oh, I guarantee it. The sloth knows too much.

Joy: Never have I ever gone to a psychic.

Ray/Stardust/Permafrost/Dusk/Apple/Shore/Orange: *drops*

Ray: Out.

Shore: Me too.

Orange: Me three.

Seashell: You've all been to a psychic?

Apple: Yeah.

Dusk: They're kinda cool.

Rainkeeper: Never Have I ever tried to move something with my mind.

Ander: You haven't? I have. I swear I got close once.

Stardust: I HAVE moved things with my mind *drops one*

Air: *whispers next one to Sunny*

Sunny: Wait, why do I have to say it?

Seashell: Because it's happened to all us hosts, so we're not allowed to say it.

Sunny: Oooooh.

Sunny: Never have I ever been thrown out of a bar.

Parrot/Dusk/Rainkeeper/Seashell: *drops one*

Air: Who's still left?

Nightflyer: Permafrost and Boysen have 3, Dusk has 1, and Cypress and Ember both have 4.

Seashell: Never have I ever played video games for an entire day without leaving the house.

Boysen/Dusk/Ember: *drop one*

Nightflyer: Never Have I ever been at the center of a rumor.

Permafrost/Cypress/Ember/Boysen: *drops one*

Air: Uh, we're running low on cards here!

Rainkeeper: How is that even possible? There's over a hundred cards in there!

Nightflyer: Yeah, but we're only doing the clean ones.

Joy: *flipping through the cards*

Joy: So many of these are about se-

Seashell: EW!

NightflyeR: Oh, here's one.

Nightflyer: Never have I ever hugged a stranger by acident.

Permafrost/Boysen: *drops one*

Joy: Never have I ever lost a fist fight.

Cypress/Ember: *drops one*

Nightflyer: Never Have I ever eaten a whole gallon of ice cream at once.

Permafrost/Ember: *drop one*

Joy: That's it. That's all the cards.

Seashell: And we have a WINNER!

Joy: Congratulations Cypress, for having the least life experiences out of all of us!

Cypress: Um, thank you?

Air: And that's all for today!

*players disappear*

Rainkeeper: But before we go, we have a question for you all.

Joy: From now on, anytime there's a dare for us hosts-

Nightflyer: Or, you just want it,

Air: The game will be hosted by five members from Listen And The Stars Shall Speak!

Seashell: So, we need YOU to tell us which five members you want to have host the game!

Joy: Generally, we're going to need someone smart-

Nightflyer: Hi.

Joy: Someone that's overly obsessed with something-

Air: Wazzup.

Joy: Someone responsible,

Rainkeeper: Hello.

Joy: Someone with weapons and slightly murderous,

Joy: That's me, duh.

Joy: And, finally, a Seashell.

Seashell: Hi. 

Rainkeeper: Tell us who you want to see!

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