Those Villains Suck (D.O.D.)
Air: I like this one.
Joy: Where was this dare on the 100th part!?!!!?!?!?!
Rainkeeper: Uh, nonexistant?
Joy: *glares*
*players appear*
Glory: THANK THE MOONS!
Seashell: What?
Sunny: WE'RE FINALLY ALONE AGAIN!!!
Nightflyer: Huh?
Starflight: We've been with the Jade Winglet for the last five parts.
Clay: We love them, BUUUUUUUT
Tsunami: We want to strangle them on a daily basis.
Rainkeeper: WHY!
D.O.D.: BECAUSE THEY RAISED A FREAKING NIGHTMARE MONSTER AND CAUSED HUNDREDS OF PROBLEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peril: Uh, about that....
Tsunami: NOT NOW PERIL!
Clay: HEY! DON'T YELL AT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
Air: Awwwww
Seashell: It's just like the future....
Joy: Forget about the future! Today we're going to the past!
Deathbringer: Wait what?
Rainkeeper: *starts slide show presentation like a travel agent*
Rainkeeper: Today you will all take a lovely excursion the the place where each of your enemies died and you will say as many horrible things about them as possible.
Sunny: Oooooo
Seashell: Let's begin!
*teleports everyone to the cave where the D.O.D. grew up*
Clay: Wait, who died here?
Glory: *facetalons* Dune, Clay. Dune.
Sunny: But he's not our enemy!
Tsunami: Says you. He sucked.
Starflight: He was our second nicest guardian.
Glory: He beat me with a scroll once because I wanted to know how it ended.
Deathbringer: He's lucky he's dead.
Tsunami: I hated him.
Sunny: When we were little he started crying when I smiled at him.
Air: Well, that's logical.
Joy: This isn't horrible enough. NEXT!
Seashell: *teleports everyone to an island in the Sea Kingdom*
Seashell: Wait a second....
Riptide: What?
Seashell: I LIVE HERE!!
Starflight: You live on the island Kestrel died on?
Seashell: WHAT THE FUCK TSUNAMI!?!?!?!?!
Tsunami: I don't know! That was a future me's decision!
Sunny: Kestrel wasn't our enemy either....
Glory: Sunny, release the inner rage we all know you have and BE MAD FOR ONCE!!!
Sunny: Why?
Glory: BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD!!!
Deathbringer: Glory, calm down.
Glory: NO! I HATE KESTREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clay: She was the worst.
Peril: *glares*
Clay: I mEan WORS-BESTEST GUARDIAN IN THE WORLD! haha! Please don't kill me.
Peril: *smokes with anger*
Starflight: I despise her with all my heart.
Tsunami: She is the second most hated dragon in the worlds to me.
Riptide: Only second? Not bad.
Nightflyer: Moving on...
*everyone appears in Seawing prison*
Starflight: Wait why are we he-
Tsunami: *shoves Peril in eel infested water*
*water evaporates, revealing bones*
Tsunami: *spits on the bones and kicks them*
Tsunami: Okay we're done here.
Seashell: *teleports everyone to the Nightwing island, next to a lava river*
Clay:......Huh?
Fatespeaker: *Throws a rock in the lava*
Fatespeaker: BURN YOU SELFISH DRAGON BURN!!!
Starflight: All good now?
Fatespeaker: Yes.
*everyone appears in the Nightwing tunnel*
Tsunami: This. Fucking. Dragon.
Glory: Can you resurrect him so he can die a painful death?
Nightflyer: He got exploded by a volcano. That seems PRETTY painful.
Clay: Not painful enough
Glory: *growls in agreement*
Starflight: *spits on Morrowseer's bones*
Air: Uh, Sunny? You okay?
Sunny: *twitches*
Joy: *hands Sunny a knife*
Rainkeeper: Joy, what-
*Morrowseer is resurrected just as Sunny snaps*
Sunny: *scream in rage and attacks Morrowseer with knife*
D.O.D.: *attack Morrowseer*
Tsunami: *slowly ripping off his limbs*
Sunny: *vigorously stabbing him*
Starflight: *beating him with a scroll*
Glory: *shooting venom everywher BUT his eyes, so that he burns slowly and painfully*
Clay:......
Clay: *shoves Peril on Morrowseer*
Morrowseer: *screams and dies*
D.O.D.: *panting in fury*
Sunny: AGAIN!
2 hours of murdering Morrowseer later......
Seashell: NEXT! *teleports everyone to Burn's Stronghold*
Rainkeeper: Burn first.
Tsunami: Hate her.
Sunny: SHE TRIED TO KEEP ME IN A WEIRDLING TOWER!
Glory: THERE'S the internal monster I was talking about.
Starflight: Yes Sunny, use your anger.
Sunny: *starts force-choking Starflight*
Starflight: TOO MUCH TOOMUCH!!!
Clay: Out of all the three Queens, I hated her the most.
Glory: Her death was fun to watch. But Blister's was better.
Deathbringer: I FUCKING HATE BLISTER. HATE HER MORE THAN ANYONE!!!!
Glory: Same.
Clay: EVIL.
Tsunami: She sucked ass.
Air: *coughs* Morrowseer's.
Nightflyer: ...............Is there anyone you DON'T ship?
Air:................Winterwatcher? Kind of?
Nightflyer: *facetalons*
Seashell: *teleports everyone to the Skywing palace*
Starflight: Who died here?
Peril: Scarlet.
Glory: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sunny: THAT PUTRID SON OF A BITCH!!!!
Starflight: DEATH TO HER!!!!
Clay: She better be BURNING in PERIL HELL!!!
Peril: Wait what?
Tsunami: Fuck her, fuck her kingdom, fuck her arena, fuck her opinions, fuck Vermillion's voice- JUST FUCK EVERYTHING RELATED TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- except for Cliff.
All: *nods in agreement*
Glory: I'm glad I melted her face.
Peril: Yes, thanks for that.
Glory: Any time.
Sunny: Any other dead dragons to visit?
Hosts: NOPE!
Joy: But here's a question to think about until we meet again.
Joy: Out of Qibli, Winter, and Moon, who is Senpai, and who is Yandere-chan?
Air: Wait what?
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