Those Villains Suck (D.O.D.)


Air: I like this one.

Joy: Where was this dare on the 100th part!?!!!?!?!?!

Rainkeeper: Uh, nonexistant?

Joy: *glares*

*players appear*

Glory: THANK THE MOONS!

Seashell: What?

Sunny: WE'RE FINALLY ALONE AGAIN!!!

Nightflyer: Huh?

Starflight: We've been with the Jade Winglet for the last five parts.

Clay: We love them, BUUUUUUUT

Tsunami: We want to strangle them on a daily basis.

Rainkeeper: WHY!

D.O.D.: BECAUSE THEY RAISED A FREAKING NIGHTMARE MONSTER AND CAUSED HUNDREDS OF PROBLEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peril: Uh, about that....

Tsunami: NOT NOW PERIL!

Clay: HEY! DON'T YELL AT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!

Air: Awwwww

Seashell: It's just like the future....

Joy: Forget about the future! Today we're going to the past!

Deathbringer: Wait what?

Rainkeeper: *starts slide show presentation like a travel agent*

Rainkeeper: Today you will all take a lovely excursion the the place where each of your enemies died and you will say as many horrible things about them as possible.

Sunny: Oooooo

Seashell: Let's begin! 

*teleports everyone to the cave where the D.O.D. grew up*

Clay: Wait, who died here?

Glory: *facetalons* Dune, Clay. Dune.

Sunny: But he's not our enemy!

Tsunami: Says you. He sucked.

Starflight: He was our second nicest guardian.

Glory: He beat me with a scroll once because I wanted to know how it ended.

Deathbringer: He's lucky he's dead.

Tsunami: I hated him.

Sunny: When we were little he started crying when I smiled at him.

Air: Well, that's logical.

Joy: This isn't horrible enough. NEXT!

Seashell: *teleports everyone to an island in the Sea Kingdom*

Seashell: Wait a second....

Riptide: What?

Seashell: I LIVE HERE!!

Starflight: You live on the island Kestrel died on?

Seashell: WHAT THE FUCK TSUNAMI!?!?!?!?!

Tsunami: I don't know! That was a future me's decision!

Sunny: Kestrel wasn't our enemy either....

Glory: Sunny, release the inner rage we all know you have and BE MAD FOR ONCE!!!

Sunny: Why?

Glory: BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD!!!

Deathbringer: Glory, calm down.

Glory: NO! I HATE KESTREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clay: She was the worst.

Peril: *glares*

Clay: I mEan WORS-BESTEST GUARDIAN IN THE WORLD! haha! Please don't kill me.

Peril: *smokes with anger*

Starflight: I despise her with all my heart.

Tsunami: She is the second most hated dragon in the worlds to me. 

Riptide: Only second? Not bad.

Nightflyer: Moving on...

*everyone appears in Seawing prison*

Starflight: Wait why are we he-

Tsunami: *shoves Peril in eel infested water*

*water evaporates, revealing bones*

Tsunami: *spits on the bones and kicks them*

Tsunami: Okay we're done here. 

Seashell: *teleports everyone to the Nightwing island, next to a lava river*

Clay:......Huh?

Fatespeaker: *Throws a rock in the lava* 

Fatespeaker: BURN YOU SELFISH DRAGON BURN!!!

Starflight: All good now?

Fatespeaker: Yes.

*everyone appears in the Nightwing tunnel*

Tsunami: This. Fucking. Dragon.

Glory: Can you resurrect him so he can die a painful death?

Nightflyer: He got exploded by a volcano. That seems PRETTY painful. 

Clay: Not painful enough

Glory: *growls in agreement*

Starflight: *spits on Morrowseer's bones*

Air: Uh, Sunny? You okay?

Sunny: *twitches*

Joy: *hands Sunny a knife*

Rainkeeper: Joy, what-

*Morrowseer is resurrected just as Sunny snaps*

Sunny: *scream in rage and attacks Morrowseer with knife*

D.O.D.: *attack Morrowseer*

Tsunami: *slowly ripping off his limbs*

Sunny: *vigorously stabbing him*

Starflight: *beating him with a scroll*

Glory: *shooting venom everywher BUT his eyes, so that he burns slowly and painfully*

Clay:......

Clay: *shoves Peril on Morrowseer*

Morrowseer: *screams and dies*

D.O.D.: *panting in fury*

Sunny: AGAIN!

2 hours of murdering Morrowseer later......

Seashell: NEXT! *teleports everyone to Burn's Stronghold*

Rainkeeper: Burn first.

Tsunami: Hate her.

Sunny: SHE TRIED TO KEEP ME IN A WEIRDLING TOWER!

Glory: THERE'S the internal monster I was talking about.

Starflight: Yes Sunny, use your anger. 

Sunny: *starts force-choking Starflight*

Starflight: TOO MUCH TOOMUCH!!!

Clay: Out of all the three Queens, I hated her the most. 

Glory: Her death was fun to watch. But Blister's was better.

Deathbringer: I FUCKING HATE BLISTER. HATE HER MORE THAN ANYONE!!!!

Glory: Same.

Clay: EVIL.

Tsunami: She sucked ass.

Air: *coughs* Morrowseer's.

Nightflyer: ...............Is there anyone you DON'T ship?

Air:................Winterwatcher? Kind of?

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

Seashell: *teleports everyone to the Skywing palace*

Starflight: Who died here?

Peril: Scarlet.

Glory: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Sunny: THAT PUTRID SON OF A BITCH!!!!

Starflight: DEATH TO HER!!!!

Clay: She better be BURNING in PERIL HELL!!!

Peril: Wait what?

Tsunami: Fuck her, fuck her kingdom, fuck her arena, fuck her opinions, fuck Vermillion's voice- JUST FUCK EVERYTHING RELATED TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- except for Cliff.

All: *nods in agreement*

Glory: I'm glad I melted her face.

Peril: Yes, thanks for that.

Glory: Any time.

Sunny: Any other dead dragons to visit?

Hosts: NOPE!

Joy: But here's a question to think about until we meet again.

Joy: Out of Qibli, Winter, and Moon, who is Senpai, and who is Yandere-chan?

Air: Wait what?

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