Air: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joy: OH MY MOONS WHY DID WE NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE?

*Jade Winglet appears*

Kinkajou: Is it my turn?

Air: No. Sorry.

Kinkajou: awwwwwwwwwwww

Joy: It's the boys again

Winter: What the f*ck is it with you people and torturing us????????

Joy: This isn't torture. If I wanted to torture you, I'd be playing tether dragon right now.

Carnelian: .................What's tether dragon?

Joy: It's tether ball but instead of a ball, you take someone, tie them up with their own tail and hook them to a vine that's on a tree and then you play tether ball while smacking them in the face!

Carnelian:........................I want to play tether dragon with everyone in this Winglet. Kinkajou's the ball first!

Kinkajou: YAY!

Turtle: NO!

Air: LONG LIVE TURTLJOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joy: Alright boys, get on stage!

*stage appears*

Air: And wear these! *hands out awesome black sunglasses*

Joy:............How many pairs of sunglasses do you own?

Air: *is wearing sunglasses* I dunno. How many cows has my dad eaten?

Moon: *is wearing sunglasses*

Kinkajou: *is wearing sunglasses*

Carnelian: *is wearing sunglasses*

Joy: what. The. HELL.

Umber: Soooooooo what are we doing?

Air: Sing Uptown Funk in awesome shades!

Me: SHADE!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *CRIES* (sorry, just finished Glass Sword....R.I.P. Shade Barrow.)

Sunny: *appears randomly* Come here little scavenger, we can cry together.

Sunny/Me: *disappears*

Turtle: What.

Air: SING!!!

Winter/Qibli/Turtle/Umber: *puts on sunglasses* *starts snapping talons to the tune of Uptown Funk* *sings song* *does a dance like Conrad Birdie*

Moon: *is bright red*

Kinkajou: *singing along* 

Carnelian/Joy/Air: *laughing their heads off*

*finishes singing*

Winter: I'M OUT! *leaves*

Joy: Winter's gone!!! Randomness time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Umber: YES! *kisses Qibli*

Qibli: *looks horrified*...................................................................................

Joy/Kinkajou: *randomly changing different colors*

Air: *starts throwing cows*

Carnelian: *starts singing in shades*

Turtle: *reciting Shakespeare*

Moon: *talking with Darkstalker*

Umber/Qibli: *making out*

Winter: *walks in*

Winter: The Fuck.