Nightflyer: You. Are. EVIL!

Joy: It's perfect.

Rainkeeper: It's the ultimate dare.

Joy: Oh yea.

Nightflyer: Oh I hate you! *whips out flamethrower* 

Me: I. Am. DESPICABLE!!! *disappears*

Air: What's going on?

Joy: NOTHING!

Nightflyer: *looks like he's about to cry* This is going to be the longest day in my life.

Rainkeeper: Dude. You are completely overreacting. 

Nightflyer: No I'm not! I DON'T WANNA DO THIS!!

Joy: TOO BAD! YOU HAVE TO!

Air: What does he have to do?

Hosts: NOTHING!!

Seashell: Hey guys what did I m- Why is Nightflyer holding a flamethrower?

Joy: Now's your chance!

Nightflyer: No!

Rainkeeper: JUST DO IT MAN!

Nightflyer: FINE! *throws down the flamethrower* 

Nightflyer: Hey Seashell, *struggling not to die* You...look....pretty, today. *gasps at effort*

Air: Wait what? WHAT?

Joy: Shhhh, ignore everything today.

Air: But-

Seashell: Thank you?

Nightflyer: *smiles* *imagining her as Air* I mean, you look nice. Really nice. I don't know how I never noticed it before.

Seashell: You're not so bad yourself

Air: *part dying, part attempting to kill them as Joy holds her back*

Rainkeeper: Kick it up a notch!

Nightflyer: Fine. *kisses Seashell*

Air: *heart shatters* But- but he- *single tear*

Joy: Oh Moons. What did we just do?

Rainkeeper: I uh, I don't think we should've done this.

Joy: Oh no. Rainkeeper! Save yourself! Don't look at her!

Rainkeeper: Wh-*looks at Air* 

Air: *looks absolutely miserable as she drowns in despair*

Joy: CLAY!!!!! HELP!!!!!

Clay: What do you- oh. Oh. OH.  I'll be right back. 

Rainkeeper: What have we done?

Clay: *bursts through the wall with a Darkstalker-sized container of Cookie-dough ice cream and gives it to Air*

Air: Thank you. *starts eating ice cream and crying*

Nightflyer: *flirting with Seashell, wanting to die*

Clay: Wish granted. *lunges at Nightflyer*

Sunny: *walks in* *sees Air nearly drowning in ice cream, Rainkeeper and Joy watching in horror as Clay beats the crap out of Nightflyer*

Sunny: Oh right, we aren't playing today. *walks away in fear*

Sunny: Hey Starflight?

Starflight: Yes?

Sunny: Clay is beating up your son as we speak.

Starflight: Okay. Wait WHAT?

Joy: *begging GlorybringerRulesAll* Is this enough drama!?!?! Please! Let it stop!!

 Seashell: *snaps talons* 

*Clay disappears*

Rainkeeper: Thank the moons. Nightflyer! it's over!

Nightflyer: It is? HALLELUJAH!!!

Air: What's over?

Rainkeeper: Nightflyer was dared to like either Seashell or Jo for a day instead of you.

Nightflyer: If I ever go to hell, I doubt it'll be worse than that. 

Joy: You might be surprised.

Nightflyer: Don't fucking care. Scvengers? Please, I'm BEGGING YOU, NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!

Seashell: So all of this today was a lie?

Joy: Yep.

Air: Really?

Rainkeeper: Oh yea. 

Nightflyer: Air? Please forgive me!

Air:.............................

Joy: Please do. If you don't believe him, then look at what happened in the beginning of this part. 

Air: *looks* Oh Nightflyer. *kisses him*

Nightflyer: *sighs with relief* You are such a better kisser than Seashell.

Seashell: Hey!

Nightflyer: But then again, I am completely bias about that.

Air: You should be.

Joy: Relationship goals.

Rainkeeper: That about sums it up.

Seashell: ...............................................................................One is the loneliest number that you'll ever doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Seashell: Twooooo can be as bad as one, but it's nowhere as lonely as the number one.

Joy: EVIL PLANS! WE ARE MAKING EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL PLANS!!!

Rainkeeper: NO MORE SINGING!