Nightflyer: *looks ready to snap*

Seashell: *walks in*

Seashell: HOLY CRAP HE'S MAD. 

Joy: Air, what did you do?

Air: Nothing!

Nightflyer: I've been trying to teach her.

Rainkeeper: Oh moons no.

Joy: Please stop.

Rainkeeper: For the sake of Airflyer, do not teach Air.

Seashell: So how's it working out?

Nightflyer: *holds up picture of a moose*

Nightflyer: What animal is this?

Air: That is a wild Sam Winchester in its natural habitat.

Nightflyer:.......No, it's a moose.

Air: Same thing.

Nightflyer: What's the plural form of Moose?

Air:.... Jared Padaleckis?

Nightflyer: NO. What about the plural form of Ox?

Air: .....I have no idea.

Nightflyer: RAINKEEPER WHAT'S THE PLURAL FORM OF OX?!!?!

Rainkeeper: Oxen.

Nightflyer: THANK YOU. Now, Air, what's the plural form of Box?

Joy: DON'TYOUDARE.

Air:. ......... Boxen.

Nightflyer: *loses shit*

Rainkeeper: Nightflyer, you should know by now never to teach Air. It's on the list of this to never do in life.

Joy: OOOO What else is on there?

Rainkeeper: Don't read the comments section of Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People.

Seashell: We made that mistake. Don't repeat it.

Air: Also never take a selfie with a buffalo. It doesn't end well...

*players appear*

Joy: This'll be an easy dare. *tells Winter the dare*

Winter:...... Okay.

Kinkajou: Does this dare involve me or Carnelian?

Seashell: Nooooo

Carnelian: OKAY THEN BYE!

Kinkajou/Carnelian: *leaves*

Air:......But.....DARE....

Joy: *disappears*

Joy: *returns two seconds later dragging in Kinkajou and Carnelian*

Joy: Where were you two headed?

Umber: They're in the process of interviewing nearly the entire Skywing tribe.

Nightflyer: WHY?

Kinkajou: BECAUSE WE NEED UMBER TO HAVE A GAY SKYWING BOYFRIEND!

Carnelian: AND IT CAN'T BE FLAME CAUSE HE'S A BITCH.

Kinkajou: So now we have to interview everyone.

Umber: Did it ever occur to you that I might LIKE being single?

All:........

Seashell: Umber, you're in a fandom. Being single isn't allowed.

Air: Neither is being dead, unless we hate you.

Carnelian:...... But I thought everyone hated me....

Nightflyer: Eh, it's debatable.

Rainkeeper: Either way, DARE TIME!

All: *goes to the library*

Turtle/Moon: *dives after scrolls*

Nightflyer: Sup Starflight!

Starflight: Oh three moons please don't hurt my library.

Air: We would NEVER!

Joy: ......Riiiight. Never....

Winter: *whistling and walks by Qibli*

Winter: *knocks of scroll rack onto Qibli*

Qibli: AH!!!!!!!!!!

Winter: *laughs*

Moon: QIBLI! *tries to help him*

Moon: Stupid heavy scroll racks! Darkstalker help him!

Darkstalker: *appears* *picks up scroll rack like it's nothing and throws it*

*scroll rack hits another shelf and knocks everything down, destroying the library*

Starflight:.............*twitches*

Nighflyer:.........Run.

*music starts playing as the hosts run away*

Starflight: *snaps and screams*

Starflight: WHY YOU LITTLE- *choking Winter*

J.W.: *tries to escape in fear*

Joy: *locks door to the library, muffling the Jade Winglet's screams*

Hosts:.......

Rainkeeper: SO! What's next on our dare list?