Joy: Well. This is it.

Air: THE LAST DARE! *sniffles*

Rainkeeper: Yep! We'll use the next part to tally up all our references, and then move to book 2!

Nightflyer: Woo-Hoo!

Seashell: Let's get this show on the road!

*players appear*

Joy: EVERYBODY GUESS WHAT!?!?!?!

Players:.....

Moon: What?

Glory: Are you all finally going to go back to your own timelines and leave us in peace?

Hosts:........AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Nightflyer: No.

Air: IT'S THE LAST DARE!!!!! of book 1.

Peril: How many of these books are there going to be?

Seashell: We dunno.

Joy: As many as we need, I guess.

Rainkeeper: So, for the LAST DARE, we're gonna-

*Clearsight and Darkstalker appear*

JW: AAAAAAAAAAAH DARKSTALKER!!!!

Kinkajou: BACK FOUL BEAST! *throws pineapple at Darkstalker*

Seashell: Wait....Darkstalker wasn't on the schedule today... *flips through Dare calendar*

Joy: *crosses arms* How'd you get out of your cage?

Darkstalker: My lovely Clearsight let me out!

Clearsight: A decision I deeply regret. *glares at Darkstalker*

Darkstalker: *sighs* Are you seriously still mad at me?

Clearsight: YES.

Darkstalker: Yeah, well whataya gonna do? I'm free, and now I can rule the world!

Clearsight: This. THIS is why I locked you up.

Darkstalker: Yeah, well too bad! If you don't like me anymore, then I'll find someone else to be my Queen!

Clearsight: Like who?

Darkstalker: Liiiike...............*looks around*

Darkstalker: Moon!

Moon: Oh no. We're NOT doing this again.

Clearsight: Fine, you've moved on, then I will too.

Darkstalker: Oh ye-

Clearsight: *kisses Deathbringer*

Glory: HEY!!!!

Joy/Rainkeeper: *screeches in disgust*

Seashell: Oh riiight, I forgot about this dare...

Glory: *punches Clearsight*

Glory: GET YOUR TALONS OFF MY MAN BEFORE I MELT YOUR BRAIN!

Deathbringer: Awwww, you're so cute when you're mad.

Clearsight: Fine. *kisses Riptide*

Tsunami: *growls loudly and raises spear*

Clearsight: *kisses Clay*

Peril: YO- HE'S MINE! *sets Clearsight's tail on fire*

Clearsight: OW! *kisses Starflight*

Fatespeaker: *sighs* Again?

Starflight: Please go away....

Clearsight: *kisses Winter*

Moon: UH, NO!

Clearsight: What, so you get Darkstalker AND this one?

Moon: The Sandwing too.

Clearsight: Fine. This one's cuter anyway. *kisses Qibli*

Umber: HEY, BACK OFF!

Clearsight: Would you rather I kissed you?

Umber: If you REALLY must, but I'm gay so...

Clearsight: Eh, why not. *kisses Umber*

Darkstalker: Um, Clearsight, you can STOP NOW.

Clearsight:......One more. *kisses Turtle*

Kinkajou: *screeches and violently shoves a pineapple up Clearsight's snout*

Clearsight: OW!!!

Darkstalker: Painful, isn't it?

Clearsight: Oh SHUT UP!

Darkstalker: YOU JUST KISSED EIGHT OTHER GUYS- AND I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD SHUT UP!?!?

Seashell: Well, dare's done. *checks off list*

Nightflyer: *sets up ballistic shields*

All: *hides behind shields*

Darkstalker/Clearsight: *still fighting*

Air: *studies the argument*

Air: So, I'm sensing there's a lot of unresolved problems in this relationship...

Darkstalker/Clearsight: *slowly turns and glares at Air*

Nightflyer: *pulls Air behind the shields*

Darkstalker/Clearsight: *explodes and starts throwing things*

Joy: Ah, a murderous mountain sized animus and his furious girlfriend fighting and throwing lamps at each other.

Air: What better way to end the first book of Truth or Dare?