Dedicated to TheNSSR

Air: Okay! I have read enough Destiel fanfiction to become a sane dragon again. LET'S HOST THIS GAME!

Nightflyer: That's wonderful to hear.

Joy: YES! SHE'S BACK!

Air: We've only got 4 days til St. Patricks Day. I COULDN'T STAY AWAY!

Rainkeeper: Woo-Hoo!

Seashell: Let's start it up!

*players appear*

Joy: *puts o Army general hat, is wearing war medals*

Joy: STAND AT ATTENTION YOU FILTHY MAGGOTS!

Deathbringer/other hosts: *snaps to attention in a soldier pose*

Other players: *lines up in confusion*

Joy: Listen up! We all have a very important mission today!

Joy: Your goal, is to find and kill, by any means necessary, 

Joy: The Ghilleman.

All: *gasps*

Sunny:...... Who's that?

Joy: HE IS A FIERCE WARRIOR NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED. He has never been caught. Until today.

Carnelian: What does he look like?

Joy: See for yourself. *pulls down chart*

Clay:........ I don't see him. There's just a bush.

Joy: EXACTLY!

Nightflyer: That is what makes finding him so difficult.

Glory: You are all crazy. I can see him just fine.

Kinkajou: Yea. He's even holding one of those weird things Joy has a lot of.

Joy: The Ghillieman is armed, a camouflage expert, and a trained assassin.

Riptide: Well, you're armed, we have two Rainwings, and Deathbringer. 

Turtle: Plus, you know, we're freaking DRAGONS.

Peril: We got this.

Joy: Suit yourself. 

Joy: He could be hiding anywhere in Pyrrhia OR the human world.

Joy: Your mission starts now.

All: *splits up and starts searching for the Ghillieman*

*In the Rainforest with Peril and Air*

Peril: Hmmmmmmm *sets rainforest on fire*

Peril: Now if he's in there, he'll burn to death!

Air: That's...... horrible logic.

*In the Bay of a Thousand Scales with Tsunami and Riptide*

Tsunami: He's a scavenger, so he can't be underwater.

Riptide: Let's search the islands.

Tsunami: ALL of them!?

Riptide: Of course!

*In some random fields with Clay and Sunny*

Sunny: Clay, did you find anything?

Clay: *looks around*

Clay: Nope!

Ghillieman: *attacks Clay*

Clay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Sunny: Clay?

*silence*

Sunny:.... CLAY?

Sunny:...........Oh great. Peril's gonna kill me.

*In a scavenger store with the Jade Winglet*

Qibli: ......What is all this stuff?

Moon: C'mon guys, you've all been to a store before.

Winter: But never to this..... "Staples" place. There's so much paper....

Turtle: Just look for the ghillieman.

Carnelian: How are we suppose to find him if we can't even see him?

Umber: Kinkajou can see him.

Kinkajou: Very true. Let's just split up and if you see anything suspicious, ask me!

*5 minutes later*

Moon: Hey Kinkajou? Do these binders look weird to you?

Kinkajou: *looks*

Kinkajou: HOLY SHIT MOON RUN IT'S HIM!!!!

Ghillieman: *grabs Moon*

Moon: *screams*

Winter/Qibli: *appear out of nowhere and tackle the Ghillieman*

Turtle: KILL HIM!!!! 

Winter: WITH WHAT! IT'S NOT LIKE WE BROUGHT WEAPONS!!!

Umber: I got it! 

Umber: *starts hitting the Ghillieman with a three-hole puncher*

Ghillieman: *dies*

JW: *sighs in relief*

All: *returns to JMA*

Peril: .......Where's Clay!?!?!?!

Glory: HM, I DON'T KNOW.

Glory: WHERE'S MY FREAKING RAINFOREST!?!?!?!!?

Deathbringer: Glory, calm down.

Glory: SHUT UP!

Sunny: The Ghillieman might've gotten to Clay....

Peril: YOU LET HIM DIE!?!?!?!

Sunny: I did not!

Joy: Well, the Ghillieman's dead. That' all that matters.

Peril/Glory: ALL THAT MATTERS!!?!?!?!?!

Glory: MY KINGDOM BURNT TO THE GROUND!

Peril: MY CLAYBEAR IS DEAD!

Seashell: Oh for the love of *snaps talons*

*Clay appears, Rainforest goes back to normal*

Peril: CLAY! *hugs him*

Rainkeeper: *shakes head*

Rainkeeper: What would you do without us?