Kelp: *reads dare*

Kelp:.....................*writes will*

Seashell: Oh come on. It's not THAT bad.

Kelp: SERIOUSLY!?!?!?! IT'S A FREAKING DEATH SENTENCE!!!!!!

Rainkeeper: I have to agree.

Air: I second that.

Nightflyer: Third it.

Seashell: Ugh. Fine. BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO DO IT!

Kelp: Of course I do. Why do you think I wrote a will?

Joy: *appears*

Joy: Oh hey Kelp! What's going on?

Hosts: NOTHING!!!

Rainkeeper: We're just gonna....

Air: Leave you two alone in here...

Seashell: To do anything you'd like.

Nightflyer: Anything.

Hosts(minus Joy): *disappear*

Joy: Well, that was weird. Don't you agree Kelp?

Kelp: *gone*

Joy: *looks around* Kelp?

Joy: .....Great.

Kelp: *sneaks up behind Joy* *shoves chloroform rag in her face*

Joy: *neatly flips him to the ground, holding a chakram up to his throat*

Joy: Kelp? What are you doing?

Kelp: *gulps* Nothing?

Joy: Okay, Well, don't sneak up on me like that.

Kelp: Will do. *smiles nervously*

Joy: *releases him*

Later...

Kelp: *tries to shoot her with sleeping dart* 

Joy: *catches dart* Kelp, what the hell?

Kelp: Uhhhhh *runs away*

Kelp: *tries to tie her up* *attempts to put NyQuil in her food* *tries the sleeping dart again* *pours chloroform into a dehumidifier* 

Joy: *unties the ropes, throws out the food cause it tastes weird, catches sleeping dart, opens window*

Kelp:..........Well, it's my worst plan yet, but it's all I've got left. 

Kelp: *attacks Joy*

Joy: KELP!!!! THAT'S IT! *attacks Kelp*

Rainkeeper: *walks in*

Joy/Kelp: *screaming and choking each other on the ground*

Rainkeeper:.....SEASHELL! IT FINALLY HAPPENED!

Seashell: Really? *bolts into the room* YES!!

Nightflyer: *walks in* Hey Kelp, time's up so you can stop now.

Joy: *has Kelp pinned to the ground* Stop what?

Air: He got dared to kidnap you.

Joy: Seriously? Why didn't you tell me? I would've just gone along with it.

Kelp:....................................................*screams*