Air: So......How is this gonna go down?

Rainkeeper:.....My money is on fire.

Joy: Screaming.

Nightflyer: Venom. And lots of it.

Seashell: Death.

Air:.......Well that's dark.

*players appear*

Peril: Whatever the fuck it is, IT BETTER NOT INVOLVE INCEST, EXTENSIVE SWEARING, OR SEX!

Joy: Relax. We have officially calmed down from those dares.

Players: *sigh with relief*

Air: But we're still gonna do seven minutes in heaven again at some point.

Deathbringer: Yesssss.

Seashell: But as for today!

Nightflyer: We have a simple task.

Sunny: Nope.

Air: What?

Sunny: Nothing we ever do is SIMPLE. There's always a catch that results in somebody dying.

Rainkeeper: No catch,

Joy: Just tell your tribes about us.

Glory:......what?

Air: For example, Glory and Deathbringer have to announce to the rainforest that they have two dragonets named Joy and Rainkeeper.

Rainkeeper: And then we might come out and say hi.

Seashell: That's it!

Glory: F************************************************************

Tsunami: SHIT!

Riptide: Nami, what did the counselor say about the swearing?

Tsunami: MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!

Riptide: *sighs* I tried. Oh well. 

Joy: Let's bring our siblings into this, shall we?

Air: No.

Nightflyer: Don't you dare.

Seashell: Guys, she only said that as an excuse to see Kelp.

Joy: I DID NOT!

Seashell: *stares*

Joy:...............................Maybe...

Nightflyer: *teleports everyone where they need to be*

Sunny: *randomly appears in the middle of the desert*

Sunny: Oh.

Sunny: Okay.

In The Sky Kingdom......

Ruby: Peril! It's so good to see you!

Ruby: If this is another dare related to my son, get out.

Peril: It's not.

Ruby: Good! What can I do for you?

Peril: Well, I just uh, *coughs awkwardly* This is Air.

Air: *waves* Sup.

Peril: *insanely embarrassed*

Peril: She's my daughter.

Ruby:.................................................*freaks out*

Skywings: *start lighting beacons*

In The Sea Kingdom.......

Tsunami: Hi Mother.

Coral: Tsunami! It's been ages! How are you?

Tsunami: Um, I'm good.

Coral: And who's this?

Tsunami: This is Seashell. 

Seashell: Hi.

Tsunami: She's my daughter.

Coral:.................*death glare*

Coral: *growls* And who's her father?

Tsunami: Riptide.

Seawings: *preparing for war*

In The Nightwing Village.....

Starflight: Hi everyone

Mastermind: What's this all about?

Fatespeaker: This is Nightflyer

Nightflyer: *waves* Hello

Faithbringer: Oooooooooooooo....

Starflight: He's my son.

Mastemind: WHAT!?!?!?!?

Other Nightwings:.......

Random Nightwing: And we care why?

Starflight:......*looks at Nightflyer*

Nightflyer: *shrugs*

Rainforest.......

Glory: *sighs*

Glory: Hi everyone

Rainwings: *immediately drop into a low bow*

Rainwings: Queen Glory.

Glory:......

Deathbringer: I taught them that.

Glory: *glares at Deathbringer*

Glory: Um. This is Rainkeeper and Joy.

Rainkeeper: Hi

Joy: Hello future subjects.

Rainkeeper: Just- Just say hi, Joy.

Glory: They're my kids.

Random Rainwing: *screeches*

Mangrove: WHAT??!?!?!?!? 

Jambu: I'm an uncle?

Grandeur: GLORY, YOU ARE SO GROUNDED!!!!

Glory:......Really Grandeur? Really?

Mangrove: WHO'S THE FATHER????

Deathbringer: Hi, how ya doing? The name's Deathbringer. Yes, I did the Glory. No, I don't have any regrets.

Glory: *facetalons*

Rainwings: *start screaming and fangirling*

Joy: Oh and BTW I'm in love with a Seawing.

Rainwings: *screech more with gossip happiness*

Back at JMA....

Glory: What is my life?

Starflight: This dare seems pointless. No one even cared.

Peril: Ha! I wish no one did.

Tsunami: The seawings declared war.....

Clay: On who?

Riptide: Me.

Deathbringer: Rainwing venom really hurts.

Glory: No freaking duh. 

Joy: I think this went well.

Air: Yea.

Hosts: *vanish*

Players:..........