Rainkeeper: This idea was so glorious that we just had to do it first.

Joy: .....I'm scared.

Seashell: *laughs* Oh this will be PERFECT!

Nightflyer: Why the hell are we entrusting Joy with three young dragonets?

Air: Because she's their mother in the future so we assume she won't kill them.

Joy: Can't Kelp do this with me?????

Other hosts: Nope!

*Shore, Rin, and Ander appear*

Ander: Greeting fellow species.

Shore: ....This is going to be a weird week.

Air: IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT ALREADY THE DARE IS FOR JOY TO SPEND A WEEK WITH HER FUTURE DRAGONETS!

Seashell: AND NO KELP!

Rainkeeper: Have fun!

Other hosts: *disappear*

Joy: Oh great moons.

Rin:....So you're our mother, but at our age?

Joy: Yes.

Rin: Cool.

Ander: Interrogative. *tilts head like snake charmer*

Shore: Do you even know what the word means? 

Ander: No, but it sounds fitting of the occasion. 

Joy: So....

*awkward silence*

Shore: I know! How about we ask you stuff about the past, and you ask us things about the future!

Rin: I can roll with that.

Joy: Same.

Ander: Gratum. 

Shore: You start.

Joy: Okay....

Joy: Why Latin?

Ander: Second most common language of the stars.

Joy: What's the first?

Ander: Music.

Joy: Ah.

Rin: I know a music related death threat!

Joy: Oo! Do tell.

Rin: I wish a piano would fall on you. Death in the key of B-flat.

Joy: *bursts out laughing*

Ander: *laughs robotically and manically at the same time*

Joy: Three moons, you really are my daughter.

Rin: Thank you.

Ander: We are all very much your children.

Joy: Prove it. 

Shore: I snuck out and went to a Jazz club in the bad part of Sandwing territory.

Joy: And?

Shore:....And I was with a girl?

Joy: *grins*

Ander: *stares mesmerized at the wall*

Ander: I once beat a man with a tree branch.

Ander: And a rock.

Ander: And rabid monkeys.

Ander: It was his mistake to keep coming back.

Joy: *hugs them*

Joy: Oh yea. My kids.

Shore: Any more questions?

Joy: Hmmm *grins evilly*

Joy: So. Tell me about your love lives.

Ander: Nonexistent until further notice.

Rin:.....................No comment.

Shore: Ditto.

Joy: Spill.

Rin: Shore has practically every girl in school drooling over him. He had a girlfriend for like, a minute. But now he's settled on his best friend instead.

Shore: I HAVE NOT-DO NOT!! AND JUNIPER WAS MY GIRLFRIEND FOR MORE THAN A MINUTE! AND I HAVE NOT SETTLED ON ORANGE!

Rin:....moons that last part sounds wrong.

Joy: *nods*

Ander: Denial leads to tenebrae, desperandum, and mortem.

Joy: Huh?

Rin: Darkness, despair, and death.

Joy: Oh.

Shore: Well Rin has a boyfriend and sneaks out to see him every night! They even have a secret cave that I'm afraid to ask about.

Joy:....

Rin: EW SHORE! All we do is hang out! I swear!

Ander: And kiss. 

Rin: ANDER!

Ander: *shrugs* Tis truth, be it not?

Joy: *hugs Rin*

Joy: OMG. This one's my favorite.

Shore: What about us?

Joy: You're cool, but I like this one.

Joy: She's like a mini me!!!

Rin: HA! I KNEW I WAS THE FAVORITE!

Shore: Well....DAD LIKES ME BETTER!

Ander: Ah, not true. I'm his favorite.

Shore:....Seriously?

Joy: I can really see that. 

Joy: Very well.

*one week later*

Hosts: *appear*

Rainkeeper: Hey they're all still alive!

Seashell: Congrats Joy, you survived the dare!

Joy: *has a stick balanced on her head*

Joy: Kay.

Air: Now they can go back to the future.

Joy: Wait what?

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Shore, Ander, and Rin disappear*

Joy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Nightflyer: What?

Joy: THEY'RE PERFECT!!!

Rainkeeper: You know you'll see them in the future right?

Joy: But they're so disobiediant! I love them!

Air: That's a good thing.

Joy: *sulks* I want Kelp.

*Kelp appears*

Kelp: What happened now?

Nightflyer: Joy spent a week with your kids.

Kelp: *eyes widen*

Joy: THEY ARE AWESOME! MANDARIN IS MY FAV!

Kelp:....You're not supposed to have a favorite.

Joy: TOO BAD!