Seashe: Oh, this will be goooooooooooood.

Rainkeeper: I know right?

Joy: *groans*

Rainkeeper: What?

Joy: My fucking head hurts, that's what!

Air: I don't want to talk about that last dare.

Nightflyer: *smiles* I do.

*players appear*

Seashell: We have a hilarious dare for you today!

Rainkeeper: But no one here understands time travel or the concepts  of space and time, so we're gonna bring in future Moon and just hope that the world doesn't explode.

Niightflyer: Good times.

Players:..............

Glory: Okaaaaaaaaaay.

Winter: What's the dare?

Air: You just have to meet someone.

*Stardust appears*

Stardust: Hello.

Clay: Shit not another one.

Tsunami: Who does this one belong to?

Joy: Shut up and let the hybrid talk.

Carnelian: Hybrid? Well that helps.

Stardust: Hi, I'm Stardust. I'm Moon's son.

Moon: *eyes practically pop out of head*

Moon: Fuck.

Winter/Qibli: *practically trampling each other to get to him*

Winter: *grabs Stardust*

Qibli: WHO THE HELL IS YOUR FATHER!?!?!?!?!?!

Glory: Well this is amusing.

Sunny: I'm liking this.

Stardust: I don't know.

Winter: *releases him*

Winter: OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Qibli: Fucking shit. 

Joy: LANGUAGE!

 Winter: Do you know ANYTHING that might help us determine who your father is?

Carnelian: Literally ANYTHING.

Stardust:........

Stardust: Well, I was conceived in a three-way....

Moon: Seriously. 

Moon: Seriously?

Moon: THAT'S what I tell my child?

Moon: OUT OF EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD-

Stardust: Actually I found that out through my godmother.

Moon: And whose that?

Stardust: Joy.

Joy: Yea, I would be the one to tell him that.

Moon: *attacks Joy*

Qibli: So......................A three-way.

Winter: Not happening.

Qibli: But-

Winter: Nope.

Stardust: Yep.

Winter: Never.

Stardust: It happens.

Qibli: I'm liking the looks of this future. 

Starflight: You know, we could settle this matter with a small DNA test.

Winter: I'm in!

Qibli: Let's do this!

Stardust: *shrugs* Okay.

*one DNA test later*

Starflight: Okay, so he is definitely Moon's son.

Air: *rolls eyes* We already knew that

Moon: I didn't. 

Stardust: Hello Mother.

Moon:.................*screams*

Kinkajou: JUST TELL US WHO THE FATHER IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starflight: It's-

*future Moon appears*

Moon: Nope. *steals test results and wipes it from Starflight's head*

*future Moon disappears*

Winter: *goes on a long swearing tangent* 

Qibli: *screeches*