Nightflyer: This will be REVOLTING.

Rainkeeper: Hey, at least you have a CHANCE to get your girlfriend.

Air: I am very sorry.

Seashell: How is Joy so calm over this?

Joy: Un momento *chugs a beer*

Joy: Kay! Got the bottle!

Rainkeeper: I thought you said you ere never gonna drink again?

Joy: That was until I realized that the easiest way to kiss random people is to be drunk. VERY drunk.

Seashell:........ You're drunk right now, aren't you?

Joy: No officer!

Air: I love police officers! They have doggies and pretty lights!

Rainkeeper:.............How do you even know that?

Joy: Remember the brownies they make with a bunch of drugs?

Rainkeeper: Oh dear moons.

Air: They put me in a cage!

Hosts: *facetalons*

*players appear*

Winter: What now?

Seashell: We're playing Spin the Bottle!

Deathbringer: Woo-Hoo!!!

Deathbringer: Wait.........CRAP.

All: *sits around in a circle*

Nightflyer: *puts bottle in the middle*

Moon: I don't know this game.

Rainkeeper: So basically, you spin the bottle and kiss the person it lands on.

Moon:..........Gross.

Seashell: We're going to go around until everyone has spun.

Air: Who wants to start?

All:..........

Carnelian: Eh, what the hell. *spins bottle*

[BTW I'm using a random wheel to choose so this is just as random for me as it is for you]

*Bottle lands on Tsunami*

Carnelian:................. So that's how this day's gonna go. Wonderful.

Tsunami: EW.

Joy: You can drink first if you want.

Tsunami: *disgusted* No thanks *grossly kisses Carnelian*

Tsunami: *gags and kisses Riptide*

Tsunami: Better.

Carnelian: *shudders*

Umber: My turn! *spins bottle*

*bottle lands on Carnelian*

Umber:.......Really? *kisses Carnelian*

Carnelian: AAAAAnd I'm done.

Turtle: My turn I guess. *spins*

*bottle lands on Seashell*

Turtle:...........NOPE NOT HAPPENING. *spins again*

*bottle lands on Qibli*

Turtle: OH COME ON! 

Qibli: *groans*

Umber: *grows more depressed*

Turtle: *kisses Qibli*

Turtle: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Qibli: EW!!!!!!!!

Kinkajou: My turn! *spins*

*bottle lands on Rainkeeper*

Kinkajou:.........

Rainkeeper:..........

Rainkeeper: Well this is awkward.

Tsunami: Hey, if I had to kiss Carnelian, then Kinkajou can kiss Glory's son.

Kinkajou: *grimaces and kisses him*

Glory:......My best friend just kissed my son. 

Glory: This game is officially WEIRD.

Qibli: Might as well get this over with. *spins*

*bottle lands on Winter [Not even joking LMAFO]

Qibli:.....Well, the bottle wants what it wants.

Winter: Don't you da-

Qibli: *grabs Winter and kisses him*

Winter:....................*mortified*

Moon: My turn! *spins*

*bottle lands on Fatespeaker*

Fatespeaker: What the actual Fuck.

Moon: That's nasty. *kisses her*

Both: *shudders*

Winter: *spins*

*bottle lands on Kinkajou*

Winter: Shit.

Turtle: No. Spin again.

Kinkajou: Relax Turtle, it's fine.

Turtle: IT IS NOT FINE! I HATE THIS GAME!

Winter: *kisses Kinkajou*

Winter: *is confused*

Kinkajou: *shrugs and kisses Turtle* Better?

Turtle:..............Maybe.

Sunny: I'll go! *spins*

Clay: I do not see an option here that would be good for you.

*bottle lands on Umber*

Clay:................WTF.

Umber: Doesn't matter. I'm gay.

Sunny: Still gross but okay. *kisses him*

Glory: My turn! *spins*

Deathbringer: *glares at bottle*

*bottle lands on Peril, who is sitting next to Deathbringer*

Deathbringer: OH COME ON! ONE AWAY!!!

Glory:..............Uh.

Peril: Just blow a kiss or something otherwise I'll accidentally kill you.

Glory: I got it. Clay!

Clay: Yea?

Glory: Kiss Peril for me. And Deathy?

Deathbringer: Yea?

Glory: Kiss me in place of Peril.

Deathbringer: With pleasure! *kisses her*

Starflight: Okay, here goes nothing *spins*

*bottle lands on Riptide*

Starflight: *stares at bottle in extreme confusion*

Riptide: What the fuck?

Tsunami: *sighs* Just do it.

Starflight: *kisses him*

Riptide/Starflight: *recoils in disgust*

Riptide: SOMEONE ELSE GO PLEASE

Deathbringer: I'll go! *spins*

*bottle lands on Sunny*

Deathbringer: Oh.

Sunny: *makes face*

Glory: *fumes*

Deathbringer: *kisses Sunny*

Sunny:..................Holy Shit Glory.

Glory: What?

Sunny: You've got it MADE.

Glory: SHUT UP.

Fatespeaker: My turn! *spins*

*bottle lands on Seashell*

Fatespeaker:...........WHY.

Seashell: Ugh. *kisses her*

Both: EW!!!!!!!!!!!

Riptide: I'll go *spins*

*bottle lands on Glory*

Riptide: ............um.

Glory: Screw it. *kisses him*

Deathbringer: GLORY!

Riptide: *shudders*

Glory: Three moons Tsunami. You LIKE that?

Tsunami: Bug off *spins*

*bottle lands on Deathbringer*

Tsunami:........................Well this is one form of payback.

Deathbringer: Why universe *kisses her*

Tsunami:...........Riptide's better.

Glory: Not even close. Deathy's the best.

Sunny: *silent nods*

Glory: *hits Sunny*

Clay: My turn! *spins*

*bottle lands on Peril*

Clay: WOOHOO! *kisses her*

Peril: Okay, *spins*

*bottle lands on Winter*

Peril: Fuck.

Winter: How about Moon kisses me in your place?

Peril: Nah, I want you to suffer *kisses him*

Winter: *screams*

Seashell: I'll go! *spins*

*bottle lands on Seashell*

Seashell:.................Oh.

Seashell: ............One is the loneliest number.......

Rainkeeper: My turn *spins*

*bottle lands on Air*

Rainkeeper: Shit.

Nightflyer: Not happening.

Air: Nightflyer,

Nightflyer: No.

Air: It the ga-

Nightflyer: NO. *throws lamp at Rainkeeper*

Rainkeeper: *dodges it and kisses Air*

Nightflyer: *freaks*

Air: EWGROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Fatespeaker: Nightflyer calm down, it's just a kiss.

Nightflyer: *Growls protectively* No one kisses my little sunset but me.

Air: I know! *hugs him*

Joy: I'll go! *spins*

*bottle lands on Riptide*

Joy: *nearly throws up*

Joy: No way. *spins again*

*lands on Qibli* 

Joy: *rolls eyes and kisses him*

Air: My turn. *spins*

*bottle lands on Nightflyer*

Air: YES! *kisses Nightflyer*

Nightflyer: *spins and lands on himself*

Nightflyer: did everyone go?

Sunny: Yep!

Joy: Good *cocks gun*

Rainkeeper: Joy, what-

Joy: *shoots bottle*

Joy: Dare down. 40 to go.