Air: *scowls* I hate it when he comes here.

Rainkeeper: I like it.

Nightflyer: *sighs*

Joy: What?

Nightflyer: Now I can't flirt.....

Air: *whacks Nightflyer*

Joy: Why do you like it?

Rainkeeper: *is randomly sharpening a stick*

Rainkeeper: Squelch and I have an understanding.

Joy:..............Okaaaaaaaaaaaay.

*Squelch appears*

Squelch: Woah, I'm here again!

Air: Unfortunately.

Squelch: *tackles Air*

Squelch: Come on, you miss your little brother when I'm not here....

Air: I really don't.

Rainkeeper: Sup Squelch.

Squelch: Nutin much. You? 

Rainkeeper: Nothin *fist-bumps Squelch*

Seashell: WTF is this relationship?

Joy: You start shipping them and I throw you off a cliff.

Seashell:.................I have wings....

Joy: Then I'll cut your wings off first.

Seashell: Then Darkstalker will catch me.

Joy: Then I'll get Kinkajou to destroy him with pineapples first. 

Seashell:.....Dammit. 

Squelch: What am I even doing here?

Joy: We need you to kidnap Flower.

Rainkeeper: Without Smolder noticing.

Squelch: ..............So you want me to kidnap a scavenger, that is with Smolder at all times, without him noticing?

Air: Yes.

Squelch:......Okay. I'm in.

Joy: We should give you more dares.

Air: Do it, and I'll kill you.

Nightflyer: Air, calm down.

Squelch: I'll do it if Nightflyer quits flirting with my sister.

Nightflyer: I am not flirting!

Squelch: Not flirting my ass. Now back off.

Air: Squelch, I will harm you.

Squelch: I'm just protecting you.

Nightflyer: *growls*

Squelch: *growls back*

Air: *growls louder than both of them*

Seashell: Let's get this started, shall we?

*teleports everyone to the Sand Kingdom*

Squelch: *silently sneaks up behind Smolder*

Flower: *is on Smolder's shoulder, sees Squelch*

Flower: *starts making frantic scavenger noises*

Smolder: Huh? What is it Flower?

Flower: *More gibberish and pointing*

Smolder: *turns around*

Smolder: *sees nothing*

Squelch: *has kidnapped Fluffy*

Squelch: AH! SHUT UP YOU STUPID SCAVENGER!

Fluffy: *screeches*

Air: Scavenger author, can you translate?

Me: Fluffy is shouting I WANT HOLLER PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Air: Thank you.

Me: REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, GOODBYE! *vanishes*

Air:.......What?

Squelch: How do I get Flower to be quiet?

Joy: *tosses him a flask and a rag*

Joy: Chloroform. Use it well.

Air: Did you seriously just give my brother chloroform?

Joy: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.

Air: *facetalons*

Squelch: *sneaks up behind Flower*

Squelch: *hits her with the chloroform flask*

Joy: *sighs* That not how you.......just......Why?

Squelch: *switches Flower with Fluffy before Smolder notices*

Squelch: Run!

*teleports back to JMA*

Squelch: Now what?

Rainkeeper: We wait.

Sand Kingdom.....

Smolder: *glances at Flower*

Smolder: *stops dead*

Smolder: *grabs scavenger by the throat*

Smolder: You're not Flower.

Fluffy: *screams*