A/N: NOT FOR INNOCENT READERS

Seashell: guys I think we need to discuss a serious issue.

Joy: I agree. WHY THE HELL ISN'T KELP A HOST YET!?!?

Seashell: That's not at all what I-

Rainkeeper: WE ARE NOT GOING BACK TO THAT DISCUSSION!

Joy: But-

Rainkeeper: IT'S OVER!

Air: Actually we've gotten new comments about it...

Joy: HA!

Seashell: GUYS!!!

Nightflyer: What?

Seashell: I think we may need to put a mature rating on this book.

Hosts:......*burst out laughing*

Joy: WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?

Seashell: Because there's a lot of swearing and dirty references and with this dare and the last one we did....

Air: Seriously? Seashell, it's not like we're giving details.

Joy: Yea, if people want the details on that, then they can visit some extremely talented writers by the names of

The_Weird_Writer111

WingsofFireShips

XxoceanmonxX

Nightflyer:.....How do you even know this?

Joy:............No reason....

Joy: *whispers* Psst, I can also hook you up with Dramione, Jily, and another Starspeaker one.

Rainkeeper: Uh, maybe you should warn people as to what you're advertising.

Joy:.......Well, it's a certain kind of fruit.

Air: And Crazybubbles101 wrote the non dirty funny version!

Hosts:........

Air: What?

Nighflyer: Oh Air, you sweet little innocent thing.

Air: .........What are you talking about?

Nightflyer: Nothing.

Air:.....

Nightflyer: Luv you!

Air:..........*narrows eyes*

*players appear*

Joy: So.

Seashell: How does one explain this?

Nightflyer: Uh.....

Carnelian: Yea?

Moon: What?

Joy: Moon, Winter, and Qibli were dared to have a threesome. 

*silence*

Winter: Uh.

Qibli: Okay then....

Moon: Shall I tell them or do you want to?

Winter: Nah, no it's okay.

Qibli: You can tell them.

Winter: Yea.

Moon: Okay.

Moon:.....What if that's already been done?

Joy: Describe it in one word.

Moon: IcyHot.

Qibli: *nods*

Kinkajou: OHMYMOONS!!!!!!

Carnelian: *evil shipping laughter*

Umber: *throws up*

Turtle: Why is everyone freaked out now?

Seashell:.....Why are you not?

Turtle:.................

Turtle: Uh

Air: SPILL!

Joy: IS IT TURTLJOU?!!?!?! TELL! NOW!!!!

Kinkajou: GREAT SNAKES NO!!!! IT'S NOT TURTLJOU!!!

Hosts: Awwwwwww.

Kikajou: Sick. That's what you all are. Sick sick dragons.

Joy: Yea....

Turtle: Let's just say Tsunami needs to learn how to lock a door. 

Seashell: *screams*

Joy: *slightly disgusted*

Rainkeeper: *laughing*

Nightflyer: I know the feeling. 

Turtle: How?

Joy: .............................................................*poker face*

Nightflyer:.....No reason.

Air: Well, if the dare's already been done, then what do we do?

Seashell: End the part and go to a dare we can do without scarring anyone?

Air: Can we go back to when Peril sang an MC Hammer song?

Nightflyer: Sure.

Hosts: *disappear*

J.W.: ...................

Carnelian: What did we learn here besides some gross realizations about our classmates?

Umber: And teachers.

Kinkajou:........That Air is the most innocent host in this game?

Turtle: Yea, let's- let's go with that.

Qibli: Okay.

Winter: Kay.

All:..........*slowly backs away*