Rainkeeper: So, how are we gonna do this? 

Seashell :Should they put on a show?

Air: They should do a singing competition!

Nightflyer: But are they singing or hosting?

Joy: How about they host, and everyone else enters?

Rainkeeper: Perfect. 

*players appear*

Starflight: So, what's new in the part future/ part past/ part scavenger world you all live in?

Joy: The year.

Tsunami: What?

Air: *blows on a noisemaker*

Moon: What?

Nightflyer: Happy New Year!

Seashell: We'll be starting this year off right-

Joy: With Winter and Glory hosting a singing competition!

Rainkeeper: That you all must audition for.

All: Great.

Winter: If I'm hosting, does that mean I don't have to sing?

Air: Yep!

Glory: YES! High five!

Winter: *high fives Glory*

Nightflyer: Let's begin!

*America's Got Talent stage appears with Winter and Glory sitting in the host chairs*

Joy: Here's how this works. There are two buttons- one for each host. You'll come up and start singing. If both of them press the buttons, you're out. If neither of them do, you make it to the next round. If one hits the button, then your fate is decided by a very immature person.

Qibli: What do you mean our fate?

Joy: Example A.

Rainkeeper: *waves from the stage*

Winter: *hits button*

Air: *pops up*

Air: Hi! I'm immature!

Nightflyer: Air, that's not a good thing....

Air: Yes it is! Mature is a bad thing. You've got it all mixed up in your head, Nightflyer.

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

Joy: So Air, what's Rainkeeper's fate?

Air:..............PAINT!

Rainkeeper: *gets drenched in paint*

Joy: Ta-da!

Players: *are now very concerned*

Seashell: Let's start with the Jade Winglet, shall we?

Seashell: *shoves Qibli on stage*

Qibli: Uh......

Joy: SING ANYTHING YOU WANT!

Qibli:..............*shrugs*

Qibli: *starts singing Shake it Off*

Winter/Glory: *watching in interest*

*two minutes later*

Glory: NEXT!

*Turtle walks out*

Turtle: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Glory/Winter: *slams buzzer to the tune of the Spongebob theme song*

Umber: *steps on stage*

Winter: *hits buzzer*

Glory: He didn't even say anything!

Winter: And he doesn't need to.

*Kinkajou bounces out*

Kinkajou: I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE- WAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Winter: *slams buzzer*

Glory: *punches Winter*

Glory: NEXT!

*Carnelian walks out*

Carnelian: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WANNA SWIIIIIIIIIIIIING FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!! FROM THE CHANDELIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glory: Next!

Moon: My turn!

Moon: *butchers Bad Moon Rising*

Glory: Sorry for this, but *hits buzzer*

Nightflyer: And her fate?

Air: GLITTER!

Moon: *gets covered in glitter*

Moon: *screams*

Joy: Dragonets of Destiny's turn!

Tsunami: *walks out*

Glory: *hits buzzer*

Winter: *in mocking voice* But she didn't say anything!

Glory: I've already heard her sing. You may want to cover your ears.

Tsunami: OH THE DRAGONETS ARE COMING! THEY'RE COMING TO SAVE THE DAY!

Winter: *screams and frantically presses button*

*Auditions continue*

Riptide: Lady, coming down to the Riptide, takin away to the dark side-

Peril: THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Glory: Literally.

Sunny: A-B-C EASY AS 1-2-3, DO RE MI, BABY- YOU AND ME!

Starflight: I'm still standing! YEA YEA YEA!

Fatespeaker: I WISH THAT I COULD BE LIKE THE COOL KIDS! CAUSE ALL THE COOL KIDS- THEY SEEM TO FIT IN!

*an hour later*

Glory: *groans* Who's left?

Joy: Clay and Deathbringer.

Winter: Who's into the next round already?

Nightflyer: Starflight, Carnelian, Kinkajou-

WinterL But I buzzed her!

Glory: Shut up before I melt your face.

Nightflyer: - Qibli, Riptide, and Peril. 

*Clay walks out holding a tomato* Hi!

Glory: Let's hear it Clay.

Clay: *tries to dance as he sings*

Clay: I don't like tomatoes, I don't think they like me, I wouldn't say I hate them- They're not my enemy. We do our best to coexist by staying far apart, I don't like tomatoes, They always make me- *slips and accidentally throws tomato*

Winter: *gets hit in the face with a tomato*

Glory: *laughing her head off*

Clay: *looks embarrassed*

Winter: *grimaces and slowly scraps off red tomato mush before silently pressing the buzzer*

Air: FRUIT!

*fruit falls and smashes all over Clay*

Joy: NEXT!

Glory: *sighs and stops laughing as Deathbringer swaggers on stage*

Winter: *reaches for buzzer*

Glory: Joy, if I may.

Joy: Of course *hands her knife*

Glory: *slams knife into the table right in front of Winter's talons*

Glory: Don't. Even. Think about it.

Winter: *wide eyes*

*music starts up*

Deathbringer: I see what happening here...

Glory: Oh dear moons no.

Deathbringer: You're face to face with greatness and it's strange. You don't eve know how you feel- it's adorable!

Glory: *goes pink*

Glory: He swore he would never sing this in public....

Winter: *starts laughing*

Joy: *grinning*

Deathbringer: Well it's nice to see that dragons never change. Ope your eyes, let's begin. Yes, it's really me, Deathbringer, breathe it in. 

Glory: *melts to the floor in embarrassment*

Deathbringer: I know it's a lot- the SCALES,  the BOD. *flexes muscles* When you're staring at a killing god!

Winter: *dying*

Deathbringer: So what can I say except, I'm sexy! So Glory, will you go out with me! Hey it's okay, it's okay, I'm sexy! *keeps going*

Rainkeeper:............He wins.

Joy: Forget having other rounds.

Nightflyer: This is hilarious.

Seashell:*bursts out laughing*

Winter: *rolling on the floor*

Glory: *blushing like a Skywing, hits buzzer repeatedly*

Deathbringer: You're welcome........AND THANK YOU!

Air: Glitter!

Deathbringer: *gets covered in glitter*

Air: *falls down from excessive giggling*