Nightflyer: Ah, finals week.

Joy: The perfect time to NOT study.

Nightflyer:.....Sure.

*players appear*

Moon: Hey guys!

Seashell: So, what's new?

Qibli: I heard Coral died in your future.

Rainkeeper: Yep. 

Air: She did? How?

Turtle:.....DEFINITELY NOT ANYTHING HER SONS DID! *laughs nervously*

Joy: I KNEW IT WASN'T NATURAL CAUSES!!!

Kinkajou: Turtle! 

Turtle: Hey, you melt Darkstalker's eye, I kill my mother. We're even.

Kinkajou: That is SO NOT even!

JW: *starts arguing*

Joy: *starts whistling*

Joy: *whips out weapon*

Joy: SHRINK RAY! *shrinks Winter*

Seashell: *reveals tube of lipstick*

Seashell: You know, you really should announce your weapons AFTER you fire them. For example-

Seashell: *tases Rainkeeper*

Seashell: LIPSTICK TASERRRRRR!!

Joy: *steals taser*

Joy: Nobody tases Rainkeeper but me! 

Winter: *is screaming*

Moon: OMM HE'S SO TINY!

Carnelian: Can I step on him?

Winter: *in a high voice* DON'T YOU DARE!

Air: Oh my chuck, HE SOUNDS LIKE A CHIPMUNK!

Nightflyer: But chipmunks can't talk.

Rainkeeper: They can if they're singing.

Nightflyer:....What?

Qibli: *picks up Winter*

Winter: QIBLI PUT ME DOWN!

Qibli: Yeah, NO. You're so adorable when you're small!

Umber: He could fit in you pocket!

Kinkajou: What's a pocket?

Umber:........How do I explain this...

Joy: You'll figure it out. 

Nightflyer: Try explaining what pistachio ice cream is. Now that's complicated.

Air: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND CUE THE GIF!

Joy: Really.

Air: When the opportunity for a Supernatural reference arises, I must take it.

Winter: SOMEONE BETTER MAKE ME NORMAL SIZED AGAIN!

Turtle: How can so much rage fit in such a tiny dragon?

Kinkajou: He's fun sized!

Moon: Can we keep him like this? I like the idea of walking around with a little Icewing on my shoulder.

Winter: I'D CRAWL IN YOUR EAR AND FREEZE YOUR BRAIN!

Moon: So cute!

Turtle: Can you guys shrink Kinkajou? Cause that'd be hilarious.

Kinkajou: What, NO! I don't wanna be tiny!

Turtle: But you could ride around the rainforest on butterflies and spy on whoever you please!

Kinkajou:....Okay, I'm in.

Joy: *shrinks Kinkajou*

Turtle: *picks her up*

Kinkajou: EVERYTHING IS SO BIIIIG!!!

Turtle: Now I need a pocket to keep you in.

Umber: *starts singing* So you can keep me, INSIDE THE POCKET OF YOUR RIPPED JEANS!

Rainkeeper: Please stop- I hear enough Ed Sheeran with Pear.

Umber: Would you rather have me switch to Justin Bieber?

Hosts:*scream*

Joy: NO!

Air: CHUCK NO!

Nightflyer: NEVER!!!

Seashell: NONONONONONONONOOOOOO!!!!

Rainkeeper: NEVEEREVER!!!

Joy: BURN THE BEAVER!!!!

Winter: MAKE ME BIG AGAIN!!

Air: If you want to be big, then you have to wish on a Zoltar machine.

Winter: SERIOSULY!!!

Air: But then you'll turn into Tom Hanks....

Nightflyer: RUN FORREST RUN!!!

Seashell: FIIIIINE we'll make you big again.

Joy: No we won't!

Seashell: Yes we wi-

Joy: *breaks Shrink ray*

Joy: No. We won't.

Seashell: *gaps*

Winter: *tries to attack Joy*

Joy: Ha! That tickles!