Shool! Wait, Skool. No...Sool? WAIT! I GOT IT! School! (Both)


Nightflyer: Air, how about you let ME write the title?

Air: No! I'm gonna get it!

Rainkeeper: *factalons*

Joy: This dare would be good for Air...

Air: Hey! 

Rainkeeper: Before you get mad, fill this out. *hands her English test*

Air:.............DONE!

Rainkeeper: *grades test*

Rainkeeper: Air, you failed English...

Air: Me fail English? That's Unpossible!

*players appear*

Seashell: PREPARE FOR HELL!

All: *screams*

Joy: This is nothing like hell. It's just going to be torture for you all.

Tsunami: Why?

Rainkeeper: Because like none of you have ever gone to school.

Peril: ...........School?

Nightflyer: Yes. Today you are all going to attend school.

Clay: *screams*

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*all players appear in a classroom, sitting at desks*

Nightflyer: Here's how this will work. 

Air: Wait, WHY AM I SITTING WITH THE STUDENTS!?!?!

Rainkeeper: Because you need to.

Nightflyer: I am your teacher. To pass this class and escape the dare, all you have to do is answer a question correctly.

Seashell: And behave.

Deathbringer: And if we don't?

Joy: Then you'll be spending detention with me. *holds up mace*

Deathbringer: *stares*

Nightflyer: First question. What is pi?

Clay: Oh! I KNOW! *waves hand wildly*

Starflight: *politely raises hand*

Nightflyer: Clay.

Clay: It's a dessert/breakfast food that you can fill with anything!

Nightflyer:.......... No. Starflight?

Starflight: It is a mathematical number that has no end. It's first few digits are 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028-

Nightflyer: OKAY! You're good. Next question.

Seashell: Name a type of reptile.

Kinkajou: *practically jumps out of chair*

Riptide/Tsunami/Turtle/Moon/Starflight: *raises hands*

Nightflyer: Kinkajou?

Kinkajou: TURTLE!

Turtle:........ I'm a dragon..

Nightflyer: That is correct.

Kinkajou: HAHA SUCKERS!

Turtle:.... what.

Nightflyer: Name an organelle in a plant cell.

Clay: What's that?

Air:....... Organs have names?

Peril: plants have prisons?

Nightflyer: *sighs* Riptide?

Riptide: Cell wall?

Nightflyer: Correct.

Nightflyer: Name one of Shakespeare's works.

Sunny: OH! I KNOW THIS! ROMEO AND JULIET!

Nightflyer: Correct.

Starflight: Who's Shakespeare?

Sunny: A scavenger writer. Flower has been reading them to me.

Nightflyer: Name one of the main arteries in the body. 

Deathbringer: The carotid arteries!

Nightflyer: That's right.

Glory: How do you even-

Deathbringer: I'm an assassin. That's my job. 

Nightflyer: Name one of the rarest flowers in the world.

Kinkajou: That orange one!

Glory: Rothschilds Slipper Orchid.

Nightflyer: Glory is right.

Kinkajou: That's what I said!

Nightflyer: What's one way the moons affect life?

Joy: Well, they give dragons creepy visions-

Turtle: They effect ocean tides!

Nightflyer: Point one for Turtle. How long can Sandwings go without water?

Qibli: Up to a month more than a dragon from any other tribe!

Nightflyer: Correct.

Nightflyer: What is a bigwings?

Clay: Me!

Umber: The firstborn and leader of a group of mudwing siblings. Usually the dragon that protects the others.

Nightflyer: Point for Umber, but nice example, Clay.

Clay: *sulks*

Peril: Don't feel bad Clay, I haven't gotten a question yet either.

Nightflyer: What is the proper way to kill a Dragonbite viper?

Peril: KILL IT WITH FIRE UNTIL IT'S ASHES HAVE ASHES.

Nightflyer:........Sure.

Nightflyer: What tribe uses Circles t-

Winter: Icewings.

Nightflyer: I didn't even finish the question.

Winter: No need.

Nightflyer: What happened to Fathom?

Tsunami: He lived happily ever after in solitude with his family. 

Seashell: Huh. 

Tsunami: What?

Seashell: Let's just say you take after your ancestors.

Nightflyer: How did Queen Scarlet d-

Carnelian: NECK SNAP IN THE RAIN.

Nightflyer: That wasn't-

Carnelian: VIOLENT BLOODY BATTLE AND DEATH UNDER CLOUDED SKIES.

Nightflyer: Okay then. Was Darkstalker truly evil?

Moon: Hold that thought. *starts writing essay*

Nightflyer:..........um. Where was the Talons of Peace camp during the war?

Fatespeaker: The cliffs near the Bay of a Thousand Scales, hidden in the forests between various territories, That new city that just got built,-

Nightflyer: CORRECT.

Fatespeaker: I can keep going-

Nightflyer: No need! *glances around to see which students are left*

Clay/Air: *wave silently*

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

Nightflyer: Okay you two. We can do this. Name a type of meat that comes from cows.

Clay: Cow meat.

Nightflyer:.........No.

Clay:......... There's another name for it?

Nightflyer: *sighs*

*three hours later*

Other hosts: *have fallen asleep on the spare desks*

Other players: *have gone home*

Joy: *sleeping peacefully with a mace*

Nightflyer: ........... Season 4, episode 8.

Air: Wishful thinking. 

Nightflyer: Fine. That's right. Go home.

Air: Yay! I passed Skholo!

Air: *kisses Nightflyer and skips out of classroom*

Nightflyer:........... I give up.

Clay: No! I have to pass!

Nightflyer: Fine, uh....... Which one of your guardians died first?

Clay: Uh.............................

Clay: Webs?

Nightflyer: *screams*

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