Shool! Wait, Skool. No...Sool? WAIT! I GOT IT! School! (Both)
Nightflyer: Air, how about you let ME write the title?
Air: No! I'm gonna get it!
Rainkeeper: *factalons*
Joy: This dare would be good for Air...
Air: Hey!
Rainkeeper: Before you get mad, fill this out. *hands her English test*
Air:.............DONE!
Rainkeeper: *grades test*
Rainkeeper: Air, you failed English...
Air: Me fail English? That's Unpossible!
*players appear*
Seashell: PREPARE FOR HELL!
All: *screams*
Joy: This is nothing like hell. It's just going to be torture for you all.
Tsunami: Why?
Rainkeeper: Because like none of you have ever gone to school.
Peril: ...........School?
Nightflyer: Yes. Today you are all going to attend school.
Clay: *screams*
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*all players appear in a classroom, sitting at desks*
Nightflyer: Here's how this will work.
Air: Wait, WHY AM I SITTING WITH THE STUDENTS!?!?!
Rainkeeper: Because you need to.
Nightflyer: I am your teacher. To pass this class and escape the dare, all you have to do is answer a question correctly.
Seashell: And behave.
Deathbringer: And if we don't?
Joy: Then you'll be spending detention with me. *holds up mace*
Deathbringer: *stares*
Nightflyer: First question. What is pi?
Clay: Oh! I KNOW! *waves hand wildly*
Starflight: *politely raises hand*
Nightflyer: Clay.
Clay: It's a dessert/breakfast food that you can fill with anything!
Nightflyer:.......... No. Starflight?
Starflight: It is a mathematical number that has no end. It's first few digits are 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028-
Nightflyer: OKAY! You're good. Next question.
Seashell: Name a type of reptile.
Kinkajou: *practically jumps out of chair*
Riptide/Tsunami/Turtle/Moon/Starflight: *raises hands*
Nightflyer: Kinkajou?
Kinkajou: TURTLE!
Turtle:........ I'm a dragon..
Nightflyer: That is correct.
Kinkajou: HAHA SUCKERS!
Turtle:.... what.
Nightflyer: Name an organelle in a plant cell.
Clay: What's that?
Air:....... Organs have names?
Peril: plants have prisons?
Nightflyer: *sighs* Riptide?
Riptide: Cell wall?
Nightflyer: Correct.
Nightflyer: Name one of Shakespeare's works.
Sunny: OH! I KNOW THIS! ROMEO AND JULIET!
Nightflyer: Correct.
Starflight: Who's Shakespeare?
Sunny: A scavenger writer. Flower has been reading them to me.
Nightflyer: Name one of the main arteries in the body.
Deathbringer: The carotid arteries!
Nightflyer: That's right.
Glory: How do you even-
Deathbringer: I'm an assassin. That's my job.
Nightflyer: Name one of the rarest flowers in the world.
Kinkajou: That orange one!
Glory: Rothschilds Slipper Orchid.
Nightflyer: Glory is right.
Kinkajou: That's what I said!
Nightflyer: What's one way the moons affect life?
Joy: Well, they give dragons creepy visions-
Turtle: They effect ocean tides!
Nightflyer: Point one for Turtle. How long can Sandwings go without water?
Qibli: Up to a month more than a dragon from any other tribe!
Nightflyer: Correct.
Nightflyer: What is a bigwings?
Clay: Me!
Umber: The firstborn and leader of a group of mudwing siblings. Usually the dragon that protects the others.
Nightflyer: Point for Umber, but nice example, Clay.
Clay: *sulks*
Peril: Don't feel bad Clay, I haven't gotten a question yet either.
Nightflyer: What is the proper way to kill a Dragonbite viper?
Peril: KILL IT WITH FIRE UNTIL IT'S ASHES HAVE ASHES.
Nightflyer:........Sure.
Nightflyer: What tribe uses Circles t-
Winter: Icewings.
Nightflyer: I didn't even finish the question.
Winter: No need.
Nightflyer: What happened to Fathom?
Tsunami: He lived happily ever after in solitude with his family.
Seashell: Huh.
Tsunami: What?
Seashell: Let's just say you take after your ancestors.
Nightflyer: How did Queen Scarlet d-
Carnelian: NECK SNAP IN THE RAIN.
Nightflyer: That wasn't-
Carnelian: VIOLENT BLOODY BATTLE AND DEATH UNDER CLOUDED SKIES.
Nightflyer: Okay then. Was Darkstalker truly evil?
Moon: Hold that thought. *starts writing essay*
Nightflyer:..........um. Where was the Talons of Peace camp during the war?
Fatespeaker: The cliffs near the Bay of a Thousand Scales, hidden in the forests between various territories, That new city that just got built,-
Nightflyer: CORRECT.
Fatespeaker: I can keep going-
Nightflyer: No need! *glances around to see which students are left*
Clay/Air: *wave silently*
Nightflyer: *facetalons*
Nightflyer: Okay you two. We can do this. Name a type of meat that comes from cows.
Clay: Cow meat.
Nightflyer:.........No.
Clay:......... There's another name for it?
Nightflyer: *sighs*
*three hours later*
Other hosts: *have fallen asleep on the spare desks*
Other players: *have gone home*
Joy: *sleeping peacefully with a mace*
Nightflyer: ........... Season 4, episode 8.
Air: Wishful thinking.
Nightflyer: Fine. That's right. Go home.
Air: Yay! I passed Skholo!
Air: *kisses Nightflyer and skips out of classroom*
Nightflyer:........... I give up.
Clay: No! I have to pass!
Nightflyer: Fine, uh....... Which one of your guardians died first?
Clay: Uh.............................
Clay: Webs?
Nightflyer: *screams*
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