Air: Ship time!!!!!

Joy: FINALLY!

*D.O.D. and Jade Winglet appear*

Joy: Let's jump right in, shall we?

Sunny: Kay.

Air: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON. Who. Do. you.....Ship?

Winter/Qibli: *stares and listens intently*

Moon: Let's see.....Cleril.

Air: Yep! BFF over here!

Joy: Ahem.

Air: ONE of my BFF's over here

Joy: Better.

Moon: Glorybringer.

Glory: Dammit.

Deathbringer: YES!

Moon: Starspeaker.

Sunny: *sighs with relief*

Starflight: I knew there was a reason why you are my favorite student.

All other students at JMA: WHAAAAAT!!!!

Icicle: What?!?!?!

Starflight: You F*cking tried to kill me. I don't want to hear it.

Clay/Sunny/Tsunami/Glory: OH SH*T

Riptide: What?

Clay: Starflight swore.....

Moon: Anyways! Turtljou.

Kinkajou: WOOOO HOOOOO!

Moon: Annnnnd....................................

Qibli/Winter: *holds breath in anticipation*

Moon: Qinter.

Qibli: WHAT!

Winter: THE FUCK!!!! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SHIP ME WITH THAT-

Qibli: DUNG-SNORTING, POMPOUS, WORM-FACED, SNOB-HEADED, -

Winter: ICE-FACED, PENGUIN-SNOUTED, SEVENTH CIRCLE-DROPOUT, SON OF A WALRUS- 

Qibli: JERBOA HEAD THAT EVER LIVED!!!!

Joy: .....*applauds*

Sunny: I can see it.

Qibli: Sunny!!!!

Air: Is that it?

Moon: Yep.

Air: Kay, Kinkajou, you're up.

Kinkajou: GLORY-FREAKING-BRINGER!!!!!

Glory: *facetalons*

Deathbringer: *high-fives Kinkajou*

Kinkajou: Winterwatcher.

Winter: That is the first thing you've ever said that didn't make me want to shove you off a mountain with your wings bound.

Kinkajou: Ripnami

Tsunami: Why?

Kinkajou: Cause the next one on my list is Turtljou.

Turtle: *turns red as a Skywing*

Tsunami: AWWWWWW

Kinkajou: Sunnyflight.

Sunny: HELL NO

Starflight: HELL YES

Fatespeaker: *glares*

Starflight: I mean....HELL NO! *hides in fear behind Clay*

Kinkajou: That's all!

Joy: Alright. Carnelian?

Carnelian: I don't ship things. 

All: *gasp*

Carnelian: It's stupid. This whole game is completely ridiculous *gets up to leave* And I have no idea how I got dragged into this in the first - *trips, falls, hundreds of fanart and stalkerly-taken photos and a smartphone fall out of pockets*

Joy: *bursts out laughing*

Carnelian: FINE! I ship Cleril, Ripnami, Moonbli, Glorybringer, Starspeaker, Turtljou, Blisterseer, Newtmas, Fourtris, Willstina, Thoughtout, Clearstalker, Fathingo, Care, Clifflut, Anemike, and Mikki.

Peril: Wow.

Sunny: Holy mother of Fangirl.

Air: What's Mikki?

Me: IT'S A  REAL LIFE SHIP ABOUT TWO OF MY BAND MATES AND FELLOW FLUTE PLAYERS, MASON AND NIKKI THEY ARE TOTALLY GONNA HAPPEN AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME DIFFERENT!!!

Me: *disappears*

All: Oh.

Deathbringer: Who. The f*ck. Is. That. SCAVENGER.

All: *shrugs*

Sunny: A very dedicated fangirl that understands the pain of the Four X Tris and Shade X Farley ships. 

Glory: The f*ck?

Air: Umber! your turn!

Umber: ummmmm. Umbli.

Qibli: WHAT THE HELL 

Umber: Kinter,

Turtle: You know, I thought we were cool, but now you have to die. Peril! GET HIM!

Clay: NO!

Peril: SH*T IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!! *runs away screaming*

Umber: Cleril, and Winterwatcher.

Air: Kay. Turtle?

Turtle: Cleril, Ripnami, Glorybringer, Starspeaker, Moonbli, and.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................turtljou....

Kinkajou: YES! *kisses Turtle*

Joy: NEXT! Winter.

Winter: Winterwatcher.

Moon: Wait what.

Winterwatcher: Starspeaker, and Turtljou.

Starflight: Why?

Winter: My sister tried to kill you. I kind of owe you.

Deathbringer: Why no Glorybringer?

Winter: CAUSE YOU F*CKING SAT ON MY FACE YOU *** * *************** ******

Carnelian: Whoa, when did THAT happen?

Joy: A couple weeks after you died.

Carnelian: Oh okay........Wait WHAT!!!

Air: And finally! Qibli!

Qibli: Thornmover, Moonbli, Turtljou, Glorybringer, Cleril.

Sunny: Okay.

Air: Why the HELL does EVERYBODY SHIP TURTLJOU?????

Deathbringer: Cause Turtljou. Duh.