Separation Anxiety (Both)
Air: GUYS YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST WATCHED.
Seashell: If it's anything Supernatural related, stop right now.
Air: HEY!
Nightflyer: Don't listen to her, Air. I'd love to hear about whatever it is you watched.
Air: So, the scavenger that gives us dares just showed me a movie from her scavenger childhood! It;s called Spirit AND THERE ARE PRETTY HORSES!!!!
Joy: So you're hyped up over a horse movie?
Air:NO! You don't understand!!!! THE HORSE IS A SAVAGE BADASS!
Joy:........ I may need to watch this movie now...
*players appear*
Hosts: *glance around*
Glorybringer: *flirting as always*
Ripnami: *discussing the last dare*
Starspeaker: *arguing*
Turtljou: *are just being Turtljou*
Moon: *stuck between Winter and Qibli and muttering about tension*
Qibli/Winter: *arguing over Moon*
Cleril: *snacking on food that they just randomly have*
Sunny/Umber/Carnelian: *sitting in awkward silence*
Hosts: .......*evilly grin*
Rainkeeper: This is going to be fun.
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Glory, Tsunami, Peril, Kinkajou, Fatespeaker, and Moon appear in one room*
*Deathbringer, Riptide, Clay, Turtle, Starflight, and Qibli appear in a different room*
Winter: *appears in a closet by himself*
Joy: *uses a loudspeaker so everyone can hear her*
Joy: SO, HEY GUYS! HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY BEING LOCKED I THESE ROOMS AND SEPARATED FROM YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER FOR A WHOLE MONTH!
Nightflyer: That means no contact, to talking, no messages delivered, and just generally not seeing them for a month.
Air: Oh, and have fun with your fellow roomates!
Winter: But I'm alone!
Air: And so is Umber.
Winter: But why can't I be in the same room as the rest of the guys?!
Seashell: Because of Qinter! It's the same reason why Umber is out here with us!
Qibli: But I don't even like Umber!
Hosts:.......
Rainkeeper: And what if Amber was in the same room as you instead of Winter and Moon?
Qibli: WAIT WILL SHE BE?!!?!?
Hosts: EXACTLY. *facetalons at Qibli's stupidity*
Umber: *sighs* I need a boyfriend...
Air: I know. We're working on it.
Seashell: So far, we've got nothing.
Nightflyer: We're working on it.
*several days later*
Peril: *is ready to murder everyone else in the room*
Glory: I'm fine. This is stupid. I don't miss Deathbringer at all.
Kinkajou: Are you suuuuure?
Glory: Yes.
Kinkajou: Are you suuuuuure you're suuuure?
Glory: YES.
Kinkajou: Awwww.
Tsunami: I'm fine with this. I just wish I wasn't stuck in a room with Glory and Peril.
Fatespeaker: But Kinkajou and I are cool, right?
Tsunami:.......Fatespeaker, stop trying to be in our group. It's not happening.
Peril: Stop trying to make fetch happen.
Fatespeaker: What?
Fatespeaker:..........I JUST WANT SOME FRIENDS, OKAY!
Kinkajou: I'll be your friend!
Fatespeker: Not the point.
Glory: I wonder how the boys are doing....
Deathbringer: *is freaking out*
Deathbringer: I CAN'T JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!! WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS?!?!?!!? SHE COULD DIE!!!!
Starflight: Deathbringer, you do realize that Glory survived her entire life without you, right?
Deathbringer: Yeah, AND SHE WOULD'VE BEEN KILLED BY AN ASSASSIN! I HAVE TO BE WITH HER!!!!
Clay: Its Glory. She can handle herself.
Deathbringer: Yeah, WELL CAN YOU FIGHT AGAINST LIGHTNING STRIKING YOU DOWN FROM TE SKY?!?!? NO! SO I WORRY!!!!!
Turtle: Oh boy....
Deathbringer: HOW ARE YOU ALL SO CALM!?!?!?!
Clay:I am NOT calm. They locked Peril in a room with Glory, Tsunami, Moon, Kinkajou, and Fatespeaker.
Turtle: So? Peril will be fine.
Clay:........
Clay: It's not Peril I'm worried about.
Turtle:.......OH CRAP.
Starflight: Welp, my girlfriend's dead.
Riptide: *sighs* This is boring.
Riptide: I admit it. I miss Tsunami....
Turtle: It shows a lot about your character that you are actually dating her.
Riptide: It's not easy.
Qibli: Well no shit, Sherlock.
Riptide: Fuck you Watson.
Meanwhile...
Winter:......
Winter: Hello?
*a few weeks later*
Hosts: *let everyone out of their rooms*
Qibli: *tramples past everyone else*
Qibli: MOVE! I NEED TO SEE THE DRAGON I LOVE!!!!!
Moon: *waits expectantly*
Qibli: *shoves past her and tackles Winter*
Winter: Get off me! I WANNA SEE MOON!!!
Qibli: Awww, you missed me so much!
Deathbringer: GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs her*
Glory: Well Hello to you too, Deathy.
Deathbringer: *whimpers like small child*
Deathbringer: I missed you.....
Glory: I missed you too. .................Now, can you let go of me?
Deathbringer: No.
Riptide: Hello again, Tsunami. Good to see you.
Tsunami: You as well.
Riptide:..........
Tsunami:.............
Tsunami: Oh come here, Squid-brain *kisses him*
Peril: CLAYCLAYCLAYCLAYCLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clay: Peril! YAY YOU DIDN'T KILL ANYONE!
Peril: *clings to Clay*
Peril: I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!! NEVER LEAVE AGAIN!!!!!
Clay: Um....
Peril: Did they even remember to feed you in that cave? Come on, let's go roast a cow or something...
Clay: *sighs* I love you.........
Peril: I know.
Rainkeeper: .........Did you just Han-Solo Clay?
Air: *gasp*
Fatespeaker: STARFLIGHT!!!!!!!!
Starflight: Oh. Hello Fatespeaker.
Fatespeaker: Did you miss me?
Starflight:.......
Starflight: Well, I mean, I love you....
Fatespeaker: THAT IS SO SWEET! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!
Seashell: *facetalons*
Turtle: I didn't realize how boring it is not being around you.
Kinkajou: I'm the light of your life, I know.
Turtle: You are also the only entertainment I have other then the Qinterwatcher battles.
Kinkajou:........ Imma take that as a compliment.
Joy: I think they did pretty good.
Rainkeeper: I wonder what would happen if we split Nightflyer and Air up for a while....
Nightflyer: DONT YOU DARE.
Air: Nu-uh.
Rainkeeper: *grins evilly*
Seashell: Seeing as this fits all the couples right now, I think it's reference time.
Nightflyer: I couldn't agree more.
Nightflyer: *holds up a boombox*
*In Your Eyes starts blasting*
Hosts: *nodding along to the song as all the couples reunite*
Sunny/Carnelian/Umber:.......
Carnelian: Why do we even bother showing up?
Umber: I don't know anymore....
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