Separation Anxiety (Both)


Air: GUYS YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST WATCHED.

Seashell: If it's anything Supernatural related, stop right now.

Air: HEY!

Nightflyer: Don't listen to her, Air. I'd love to hear about whatever it is you watched.

Air: So, the scavenger that gives us dares just showed me a movie from her scavenger childhood! It;s called Spirit AND THERE ARE PRETTY HORSES!!!!

Joy: So you're hyped up over a horse movie?

Air:NO! You don't understand!!!! THE HORSE IS A SAVAGE BADASS!

Joy:........ I may need to watch this movie now...

*players appear*

Hosts: *glance around*

Glorybringer: *flirting as always*

Ripnami: *discussing the last dare*

Starspeaker: *arguing*

Turtljou: *are just being Turtljou*

Moon: *stuck between Winter and Qibli and muttering about tension*

Qibli/Winter: *arguing over Moon*

Cleril: *snacking on food that they just randomly have*

Sunny/Umber/Carnelian: *sitting in awkward silence*

Hosts: .......*evilly grin*

Rainkeeper: This is going to be fun.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Glory, Tsunami, Peril, Kinkajou, Fatespeaker, and Moon appear in one room*

*Deathbringer, Riptide, Clay, Turtle, Starflight, and Qibli appear in a different room*

Winter: *appears in a closet by himself*

Joy: *uses a loudspeaker so everyone can hear her*

Joy: SO, HEY GUYS! HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY BEING LOCKED I THESE ROOMS AND SEPARATED FROM YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER FOR A WHOLE MONTH!

Nightflyer: That means no contact, to talking, no messages delivered, and just generally not seeing them for a month.

Air: Oh, and have fun with your fellow roomates!

Winter: But I'm alone!

Air: And so is Umber.

Winter: But why can't I be in the same room as the rest of the guys?!

Seashell: Because of Qinter! It's the same reason why Umber is out here with us!

Qibli: But I don't even like Umber!

Hosts:.......

Rainkeeper: And what if Amber was in the same room as you instead of Winter and Moon?

Qibli: WAIT WILL SHE BE?!!?!?

Hosts: EXACTLY. *facetalons at Qibli's stupidity*

Umber: *sighs* I need a boyfriend...

Air: I know. We're working on it.

Seashell: So far, we've got nothing.

Nightflyer: We're working on it. 

*several days later*

Peril: *is ready to murder everyone else in the room*

Glory: I'm fine. This is stupid. I don't miss Deathbringer at all.

Kinkajou: Are you suuuuure?

Glory: Yes.

Kinkajou: Are you suuuuuure you're suuuure?

Glory: YES.

Kinkajou: Awwww.

Tsunami: I'm fine with this. I just wish I wasn't stuck in a room with Glory and Peril.

Fatespeaker: But Kinkajou and I are cool, right?

Tsunami:.......Fatespeaker, stop trying to be in our group. It's not happening.

Peril: Stop trying to make fetch happen.

Fatespeaker: What?

Fatespeaker:..........I JUST WANT SOME FRIENDS, OKAY!

Kinkajou: I'll be your friend!

Fatespeker: Not the point.

Glory: I wonder how the boys are doing....

Deathbringer: *is freaking out*

Deathbringer: I CAN'T JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!! WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS?!?!?!!? SHE COULD DIE!!!!

Starflight: Deathbringer, you do realize that Glory survived her entire life without you, right?

Deathbringer: Yeah, AND SHE WOULD'VE BEEN KILLED BY AN ASSASSIN! I HAVE TO BE WITH HER!!!!

Clay: Its Glory. She can handle herself.

Deathbringer: Yeah, WELL CAN YOU FIGHT AGAINST LIGHTNING STRIKING YOU DOWN FROM TE SKY?!?!? NO! SO I WORRY!!!!!

Turtle: Oh boy....

Deathbringer: HOW ARE YOU ALL SO CALM!?!?!?!

Clay:I am NOT calm. They locked Peril in a room with Glory, Tsunami, Moon, Kinkajou, and Fatespeaker. 

Turtle: So? Peril will be fine.

Clay:........

Clay: It's not Peril I'm worried about.

Turtle:.......OH CRAP. 

Starflight: Welp, my girlfriend's dead. 

Riptide: *sighs* This is boring. 

Riptide: I admit it. I miss Tsunami....

Turtle: It shows a lot about your character that you are actually dating her.

Riptide: It's not easy.

Qibli: Well no shit, Sherlock.

Riptide: Fuck you Watson.

Meanwhile...

Winter:......

Winter: Hello?

*a few weeks later*

Hosts: *let everyone out of their rooms*

Qibli: *tramples past everyone else*

Qibli: MOVE! I NEED TO SEE THE DRAGON I LOVE!!!!!

Moon: *waits expectantly*

Qibli: *shoves past her and tackles Winter*

Winter: Get off me! I WANNA SEE MOON!!!

Qibli: Awww, you missed me so much!

Deathbringer: GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs her*

Glory: Well Hello to you too, Deathy.

Deathbringer: *whimpers like small child*

Deathbringer: I missed you.....

Glory: I missed you too. .................Now, can you let go of me?

Deathbringer: No.

Riptide: Hello again, Tsunami. Good to see you.

Tsunami: You as well.

Riptide:..........

Tsunami:.............

Tsunami: Oh come here, Squid-brain *kisses him*

Peril: CLAYCLAYCLAYCLAYCLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clay: Peril! YAY YOU DIDN'T KILL ANYONE!

Peril: *clings to Clay*

Peril: I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!! NEVER LEAVE AGAIN!!!!!

Clay: Um....

Peril: Did they even remember to feed you in that cave? Come on, let's go roast a cow or something...

Clay: *sighs* I love you.........

Peril: I know.

Rainkeeper: .........Did you just Han-Solo Clay?

Air: *gasp*

Fatespeaker: STARFLIGHT!!!!!!!!

Starflight: Oh. Hello Fatespeaker.

Fatespeaker: Did you miss me?

Starflight:.......

Starflight: Well, I mean, I love you....

Fatespeaker: THAT IS SO SWEET! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!

Seashell: *facetalons*

Turtle: I didn't realize how boring it is not being around you. 

Kinkajou: I'm the light of your life, I know.

Turtle: You are also the only entertainment I have other then the Qinterwatcher battles. 

Kinkajou:........ Imma take that as a compliment.

Joy: I think they did pretty good.

Rainkeeper: I wonder what would happen if we split Nightflyer and Air up for a while....

Nightflyer: DONT YOU DARE.

Air: Nu-uh.

Rainkeeper: *grins evilly*

Seashell: Seeing as this fits all the couples right now, I think it's reference time.

Nightflyer: I couldn't agree more.

Nightflyer: *holds up a boombox*

*In Your Eyes starts blasting*

Hosts: *nodding along to the song as all the couples reunite*

Sunny/Carnelian/Umber:.......

Carnelian: Why do we even bother showing up?

Umber: I don't know anymore....


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