Joy: *laughing hysterically*

Seashell: This is a horrible game!

Nightflyer: No, what Rainkeeper is playing is a horrible game.

Rainkeeper: *is playing the knife game*

Rainkeeper: *stabs the spots in between his talons*

Rainkeeper: I have all y fingers, the knife goes chop chop chop...

Air: *looks intrigued* Whatcha doin?

*players appear*

Peril: Is Christmas over?

Air: Yea

Glory: Thank. The. Moons.

Deathbringer: *reluctantly throws away mistletoe*

Qibli: What are we doing now?

*table appears*

Nightflyer: Please, sit

*everyone sits at table*

Umber: Now what?

Joy: *puts one bullet in a revolver and spins the chamber*

Joy: *slams the gun on the table in front of Carnelian*

Carnelian: What the-

Joy: DI DI MAU!

Sunny: What?

Joy: *points at Carnelian* DI DI MAU!

Deathbringer: *bursts out laughing* Oh, this is gonna be a fun day.

Qibli: *shudders at the memory of this game*

Moon: What are we doing?

Rainkeeper: *rolls eyes*

Rainkeeper: We're playing Russian Roulette.

Glory: Why are your talons bleeding?

Rainkeeper: Uh....

Air: The knife goes chop chop chop!

Nightflyer:....Rainkeeper, what did you teach my girlfriend?

Rainkeeper: Nothing!

Turtle: How does one play Russian Roulette?

Joy: Simple. There's a bullet in the revolver, but no one knows where. Every person puts the gun up to their head and fires it.

Riptide: And what happens if you get the bullet?

Joy: Then you're dead.

Fatespeaker: And if you don't?

Joy: You live another day!

All:...........

Starflight: That's horrible!

Joy: Are you kidding? It's my favorite game!

Moon: Of course it is.

Kinkajou:.....And she's gonna be a queen someday.

Glory: Wonderful.

Seashell: Just start the game already!

Carnelian: I don't want to start!

Umber: Fine. I'll do it.

Clay: Umber!

Umber: What? What do I honestly have to look forward to?

Air: Meeting me!

Qibli: Potentially dating me!

Joy; More fun dares!

Umber:......Eh, I'll still start the game *shoots gun*

*click*

Umber:.....Well that's nice. Thank you universe.

Umber: Turtle, you're next.

Turtle: What.

Kinkajou: No!!!! 

Turtle: *cringes and fires*

*click*

Turtljou: *sighs with relief*

Kinkajou: Might as well get it over with now. *fires*

*click*

Glory: Oh thank the moons.

Kinkajou: Moon?

Moon: No way.

Carnelian: This is so dumb. There's probably not even a bullet in there. *takes gun*

Joy:......You watched me put it in...

Carnelian: *fires*

*gunshot goes off*

All: *screams*

Joy: *calmly reloads gun and spins chamber while disposing of the body*

Joy: Next?

Winter: *takes gun and fires*

*click*

Qibli: *fires*

*click*

Moon: *fires*

*click*

Qibli/Winter: *sigh with extreme relief*

Sunny: Why is everyone so serious?

Glory: Because we never know who gonna get SHOT!

Sunny: Well at least make it interesting! For example,

Sunny: *takes gun, points in under her chin, looks tearful*

Sunny: I already died with Daisy. *fires*

*click*

Sunny: See?

All:.........

Clay: Who's Daisy?

Air: Scavenger movie reference.

Nightflyer: It was a book first!

Joy: Have you read it?

Nightflyer:....Well I mean I started it.

Air: I like the guy's mustache.

Seashell: What.

Starflight: What the hell *fires*

*gunshot*

Fatespeaker: *screaming bloody murder, cause there was a bloody murder*

Joy: *hums and reloads gun*

Fatespeaker: *severely traumatized*

Glory: Well, here goes nothing....*fires*

*click*

Deathbringer: *recovers from mini heart attack*

Deathbringer: Okay. *fires*

*click*

Sunny: GLORYBRINGER LIVES! YAY!

Fatespeaker: *shudders and fires*

*gunshot*

Nightflyer: Well there go my parents.

Joy: *reloads*

Clay: I only regret not eating more cows *fires*

*click*

Peril: And you survive another day, universe. *takes gun and fires*

*gunshot* 

*bullet melts before doing damage*

Peril: Oh.

Peril:..........Okay then...

Clay: *hugs Peril and whimpers*

Joy: *reloads*

Tsunami: What was that thing you said earlier? Oh, right. Di Di Mau! *fires*

*click*

Riptide: *fires*

*click*

Riptide: *sighs with relief*

Joy: *takes gun and fires into the ceiling*

*gunshot sounds and rock rumbles down*

All but Joy: *yelling*

Rainkeeper: Joy what the hell?!?!!

Joy: None of you serious thought of that. WOW. Now that's pathetic. 

Joy: *reloads* Next?

Air: ME!!!!

Nightflyer: NO!

Air: *fires*

*click*

Air: Okay. 

Nightflyer: *fires*

*click*

Nightflyer:....Oh, so my parents die, yet I get to live? Wonderful.

Air: *hugs him* Fine by me!

Rainkeeper: *fires*

*click*

Seashell: *fires*

*gunshot*

Joy: *cleans off gun*

Sunny: What now?

Joy: That's it.

Moon: That's it?!!?!?

Joy: Yea.

Umber: DOES THE FACT THAT STARFLIGHT, FATESPEAKER, SEASHELL, AND CARNELIAN ARE DEAD MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!!?

Joy: *snaps talons*

*Starflight, Fatespeaker, Carnelian, and Seashell appear*

Joy: No, not really.

Air: *pulls out knife and starts playing knife game*

Air: I have all my fingers! The knife goes chop chop chop! And if I miss the spaces in between my fingers will come off!

Nightflyer: Air, please stop.

Air:................

Air: *plays faster*

Air: WELL, CHOP CHOP CHOPCHOPCHOP I'M PICKING UP THE SPEE- OW!!!!

Rainkeeper: i did warn you about that.

Air: NIGHTFLYER IT HURTS!!!!!

Nightflyer:.......Don't do it, Nightflyer. Don't you dare....

Nightflyer: ............*gives in and hugs Air*

Nightflyer: Where's it hurt?

Air: *whimpers like a small child*

Rainkeeper: Ship. So much.