Hosts: *evil laughter*

*players appear*

Riptide: Just gonna say this now. I SWEAR TO THE MOONS IF YOU MAKE US SING AGAIN!!!!

Tsunami: Rip rip, calm down. 

Seashell: *grins knowingly*

Raineeper: Actually what we're doing today is much worse.

Air: *cowering in a corner* Much, MUCH worse.

Sunny: Why are you in a corner?

Air: Because I already know how this will end and I don't wanna die today.

Nightflyer: Air, calm down. You're not going to die.

Air: Right. *pulls Nightflyer into the corner with her* But you might.

Nightflyer:.........Okay, well I have no objection to this.

Clay: I do.

Starflight: Same.

Fatespeaker/Peril: *facetalon*

Winter: What are we doing?

Hosts: *hide behind bulletproof shields just in case*

Joy: Winter and Carnelian have to do 7 minutes in heaven and Peril has a secret dare. 

Carnelian: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

Winter: SERIOUSLY JUST SCREW YOU ALL!!! 

Joy: Calm down Winter, we'll let you kiss Moon afterwards.

Moon: Wait what?

Winter: Deal.

Qibli: NU-

Joy: SILENCE QIBLI!

Peril: What's my secret dare?

Air: *nervously whispers into Peril's ear* You have to flirt with someone other than Clay

Peril: .            .           . SOMEBODY'S GONNA BE A PILE OF ASHES SOON!!!!! *grabs Air by the throat*

Air: *slightly choking*

Peril: WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU BURNING!?!?!?!

Nightflyer: BECAUSE SHE'S FIREPROOF NOW DROP HER BEFORE I SHOOT YOU! *points gun*

Peril: *drops her*

Fatespeaker: .....I have mixed emotions over what just happened. 

Seashell: ON WITH IT!

*Winter and Carnelian are dragged into a closet*

Peril: *sighs painfully and glances around for a victim*

Peril: Well, I might as well make this interesting. 

Peril: Hi Deathy.

Glory: WHAT THE FU-

Joy: *shoots Glory with a sleeping dart*

Glory: *falls asleep*

Deathbringer: *slightly disturbed* Hi Peril.

Clay: *has not even noticed*

Peril: You know, Deathy, we're not that different. We both know how enjoyable it is to kill dragons.

Deathbringer: Yea, but I got paid for it, until I 'retired'. *winks* You just killed for entirtanment.

Peril: Yea, but it's still fun. What do you say we get out of here and go kill some deserving dragon. I can think of a few. 

Deathbringer: Uh......*glances at Glory for help but she's sleeping* *looks slightly panicked* 

Deathbringer: *staring at Tsunami and Sunny for help*

 Tsunami/Sunny: *nods*

Tsunami: *slides next to Deathbringer* You know Deathy, you're very handsome*

Riptide: *starts coughing*

Sunny: Very handsome.

Deathbringer: *grinning smugly but is very confused* Thank you.

Clay: *lost*

Riptide: *choking on oxygen*

Fatespeaker: *doesn't want to miss all the fun*

Peril/Tsunami/Fatespeaker/Sunny: *all flirting with Deathbringer*

Glory: *wakes up*

Joy: DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!

Glory: EXCUSE ME!?!!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL DOING WITH MY MAN???

Peril: Oh, silly Glory. He's my man now.

Clay: ......WTF PERIL?

*war breaks out over Deathbringer*

 Hosts: *cowering behind shields* 

Jade Winglet: *watching in confusion*

Clay: *randomly eating*

Starflight/Riptide: *seriously confused*

Deathbringer: *watching amusedly*

Tsunami/Glory/ Sunny/ Fatespeaker/Peril: *fighting each other for Deathy*

Peril: *screams in fury*

Glory: YOU LITTLE-

Fatespeaker: *is choking Sunny* HE CAN'T LIKE YOU BETTER IF YOU'RE DEAD!

Tsunami: *punching everyone*

Joy: OKAY!!!! YOU CAN STOP NOW!!

Peril: Oh thank the moons. 

Peril: *barrels into Clay* My Claybear. 

Clay: What the-........Okay. *hugs Peril*

Rainkeeper: So, that's it right?

Joy: Yep.

Nightflyer: Why do I feel like we're forgetting something?

Seashell: *shrugs* It can't be too important if we don't remember.

Elsewhere....

Carnelian: *banging on locked closet door* Guys? GUYS!!!!

Winter: LET US OUT!!!!

Nightflyer: It's probably nothing.

Joy: Yea.

Air: .............*throws glitter everywhere*