Air: WOOP WOOP!

Nightflyer: THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE!

Air: WOOP WOOP!

Nightflyer: THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE BEAST!

Rainkeeper: WHY.

Air: CAUSE IT'S POOOOOOOOOOLICE WEEEEEEEK!!!

*players appear*

Seashell: Who's ready for a dare!

Rainkeeper: ARE YA READY KIDS?

Glory: What?

Air: I CAN'T HEEEEEEEEEEEAR YOU!!!

Peril: NO.

Nightflyer: Okay fine.

Sunny: Wait a sec....

Deathbringer: Where's Joy?

Nightflyer: Um......Nowhere?

All: *staring at Nightflyer*

Nightflyer:.........So, I MIGHT have made the mistake of introducing her to Fortnite....

Starflight: Oh dear moons.

Nightflyer: Yeaaaaa

Air: I'LL GO GET HER!

Fatespeaker: So, what's today's dare?

Seashell: It's a talent show-

Players: NO.

Seashell:.-For your pets!

Players: Oh.

Clay: Okay.

Nightflyer: Let's get started!

Seashell: *teleports everyone to America's Got Talent stage*

Rainkeeper: Don't the people of AGT mind when we use the stage?

Seashell: Rainkeeper, we're DRAGONS. We an do what we want.

Air: I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANNA DO IT! NUNUNNIJNUNUNUNU NE!

Nightflyer: THAT'S CALLED COW TIPPING- ADIDIDIDI DIDI!

Clay: ........What is cow tipping and where do I sign up?

Joy: This. This is what you pulled me out of video games for?

Nightflyer: Yep and you're gonna love it! Now sit down and help us judge!

Air: *spins around in judge chair* WHEEEEEEEEEEE

Seashell: Must...press....golden buzzer.... *reaches for it*

Rainkeeper: *sacks her hand away*

Joy: ALRIGHT, WHO'S UP FIRST!

Clay: *comes on stage with cow*

Clay: This is my cow! She's very talented! 

Cow:That milk in your coffee was messing with you, wasn't it?

Nightflyer: *pauses mid-coffee sip*

Cow: Well, it happens to more people then you think.

Hosts:.......

Joy: Clay....

Seashell: Is your pet the Lactaid cow from the commercials?

Clay: Well, she said she was an actress...

Air: *slams head on  table*

Rainkeeper: *quietly buzzes cow*

Joy: NEXT!

Peril: So, this is Ashy, she's my sloth....

Rainkeeper: I've got a sloth too. He'll give you a concussion and laugh about it.

Peril: Well, Ashy's more civilized then THAT.

Ashy: *starts juggling flaming swords*

Air: Oooooooo

Ashy: *does whole fire act*

Joy: Nice. I may have to recruit her...

Air: Hey, NO. You get Crowley, I GET THE FLAME RESISTANT SLOTH.

Joy: Ugh, FIIINE.

Tsunami: ....I don't have a pet.

Seashell: But everyone's got a pet.

Tsunami: Nope.

Rainkeeper: *buzzes*

Riptide: So, this is Eric. He's my electric eel.

Joy: I'm listening...

Riptide: And he's really friendl-

Eric: *electrocutes Riptide*

Riptide: *drops*

Joy: *starts clapping*

Joy: BRAVO!

Glory: This is Silver. She will kill you.

Silver: *wrrbles and raises chakram*

Seashell: But what's her talent?

Glory: That is her talent. 

Seashell: No it's no-

Silver: *throws chakram*

Seashell: YOU JUST SLICED OFF PART OF MY EAR! WHAT THE HELL?!?!!?

Joy: *hits golden buzzer*

Deathbringer: My pet is epic.

Nightflyer: Well, let's see it.

Deathbringer: *holds up fat gangster rat*

Deathbringer: His name is Biggie Cheese.

Air: Oh my moons...

Biggie Cheese: *starts singing Bombastic by Shaggy*

Joy: HE WINS.

Air: HAIL THE SHAGGY SINGING RAT!

Seashell: EVERYBODY ELSE GO HOME!

Starflight: But I have a horse that can sing Opera!

Rainkeeper: TOO BAD, THIS IS BETTER!

Air: *snaps talons*

*Janet Jackson appears*

Air: NOW KEEP SINGING SHAGGY SONGS!