Nightflyer: Another day, another dare.

*players appear*

Seashell: so, today we were going t-

Peril: WHERE THE FUCK IS CLAY?!?!?!!??!

Air: Wait what?

Sunny: HE'S BEEN GONE FOR DAYS!

Seashell: Okay, calm down.

Tsunami: YOU FUCKING CALM DOWN!!!

Glory: HE CAN'T BE LEFT ALONE!!!! HE'S LIKE A SMALL CHILD!!!!

Squelch: *randomly appears* Oh, like me?

Rainkeeper: Hey Squelch.

Squelch: Rainkeeper: *fist bump*

Air: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Squelch: *shrugs* I was unsupervised. 

Nightflyer: Wasn't Firefly supposed to be watching you?

Squelch: Yea, but she's busy.

Nightflyer: With what?

Squelch: Snogging a Sandwing.

Me: Now that's a tongue-twister

Nightflyer: *freezes* FIREFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *disappears to go kill some Sandwing*

Peril: SCREW YOUR GAME! I'M GONNA GO FIND MY CLAY!!!!

Air: I'm coming with you!

Squelch: Me too!

Peril: Why?

Air: Cause if something happens to Clay, we won't exist.

Peril/Air/Squelch: *disappears to look for Clay*

Joy:......*bursts out laughing*

Rainkeeper: What?

Joy: It's a dare!

Rainkeeper: *bursts out laughing*

Seashell: Hey guys? We gotta problem.

Joy: What?

Seashell: Come see for yourself.

Joy: *looks*

*sees Peril, Air, and Squelch destroying the entire Ice Kingdom, Peril literally melting the place, Air choking someone and screaming, Squelch yelling and spitting fire everywhere*

Joy: Oh boy.

2 days later....

Rainkeeper: I got the news update.

Joy: What's it say?

Rainkeeper: The Mud kingdom is on fire, because Peril thinks that if all the Mudwings burn to death, then Clay will be the only one left alive.

Joy: *facetalon*

Seashell: Anything else?

Rainkeeper: The entirety of the Sandwing, Rainwing, Nightwing, and Seawing armies are now searching for Clay. 

Seashell: Maybe we should bring him back.

Joy:....nah.

*Meanwhile, in the Sky Kingdom*

Peril: *frying everyone to cinders* WHERE'S MY CLAY BEAR!?!!?!?!?! I KNOW YOU HAVE HIM!!!!!

*one week later*

Squelch: *collapses into Jade Mountain* I give up.

Peril: *sits there fuming* WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP!!

Air: He's not anywhere in Pyrrhia and I miss Nightflyer. Can we just rest for a day?

Peril: NO!

Clay: *walks in chewing on a turkey leg* Hey guys

Peril/Air/Squelch: *twitches*

Air: YOU'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Clay: Yep.

Peril: *screams so loud that Darkstalker heard it when he was 2*

Squelch: *starts slamming his head at the wall*

Air: *screams and lunges at Clay*

Nightflyer: *appears and grabs Air*

Rainkeeer: This dare went a bit too far.

Joy: Why?

Seashell: Because over half of Pyrrhia died.

Joy: *shrugs* All in good fun.

Peril: CLAY BEAR!!! *hugs Clay*

Clay: We need more dares like this. *chews on turkey leg*

Rainkeeper:..........IS NO ONE CONCERNED THAT HALF THE WORLD WAS WIPED OUT AND THAT EVERY PLANT AND ANIMAL DIED!?!!!?!?!??!

Joy: Meh. Not our problem.

Rainkeeper: *screams*

Clay/Peril: *kisses*

Joy: *laughs evilly*

Seashell: Why is this considered normal to me?