Seashell: So.......

Rainkeeper: Anything perilous happen recently that we can discuss?

Nightflyer: Nope.

Joy: ......... So, Air, anything horrible happen on Supernatural recently?

Air:....... Not really..... I mean, Crowley has some serious Mommy issues, and Cain is....well, CAIN, but that's about it.

Nightflyer:......... Then why were you sobbing at an episode like two hours ago?

Air: Because it was related to war soldiers and I watched Dean's face and got traumatic fanfiction flashbacks that I'd prefer now to talk about, so someone please change the subject.

Joy:..... Some members of my squad are highly skilled torturers.

Rainkeeper: WTF?

Joy: Don't ask.

*players appear*

Nightflyer: TODAY IS A VERY RARE EVENT!

Sunny: So......Sunkat?

Glory: That's never good to hear.

Clay: I'd be afraid, but at this point I have just given in.

Deathbringer: This game can actually be enjoyable at times...

Joy: *gasps* Why THANK you.

Seashell: Today we have a TRUTH.

Nightflyer: TWO TRUTHS, actually.

Riptide: Truths?

Tsunami: We can get those?

Starflight: At this point I think we all just figured it was Dare or Dare...

Rainkeeper: WELL IT'S NOT! 

Joy: So it's question time for Ripnami!

Tsunami: WHAT SERIOUSLY!?!?!

Seashell:....Yah.

Riptide: When was the last time we DID anything Ripnami related?

Hosts:.........

Air: When we broke the fourth wall and had Harry Potter characters in here?

Nightflyer: YOU'RE HARRY FREAKING POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joy: Oh no.

Rainkeeper: GREAT JOB AIR. You've unleashed him!

Joy: YOU HAD ONE JOB CARL!

Seashell: Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that kills people!

Nightflyer: YOU CAN'T JUST GO TO PIGFARTS. YOU NEED A ROCKETSHIP. DO YOU HAVE A ROCKETSHIP POTTTAR!?!?!?

Fatespeaker: What is happening....

Rainkeeper: EVERYBODY JUST STOP AND FOCUS.

Nightflyer: FOCUS! IT'S LeviOsa, not LeviosAAAAAA.

Air: Do I have to lock you up in y Supernatural closet until you calm down?

Nightflyer: NO!

Air: Okay then. Truth time!

Joy: Soooooooooooooo, Riptide.

Riptide: Yes?

Joy: What would you do if I told Queen Coral you and Tsunami were expecting a kid?

Riptide: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE.

Tsunami: That's not even true. Why bother?

Joy: SHE doesn't know it's not true.

Tsunami:................

Tsunami: You little bitch.

Deathbringer: HEY!

Glory: Don't insult my future daughter!

Tsunami: Well she marries MY son, so that gives me the right to insult her!

Glory: It does not!

Joy: RIPTIDE JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION.

Riptide: I would probably strangle you.

Joy: Delightful.

Hosts: *disappear*

All:.........

Sunny: Was that it?

*In The Sea Kingdom.....*

Joy: Hey Coral, did you know Riptide and Tsunami are expecting a kid?

Coral: WAIT WHAT?!!?!?!?!?! THEY ARE?!!?!?!?

Air: Oh Yeaaaaah.

Rainkeeper: There's whole One-shots about it.

Coral: HE'S DEAD!

Seashell: *sighs* Why can't you be a normal grandmother....

Coral: WHERE'S MY ARMY?!?!?!

Hosts: *roll eyes and go back to JMA*

Peril: OH! They're back!

Nightflyer: Second truth time!

Glory: But where'd you g-

Coral: *breaks into the room and attacks Riptide*

Tsunami: DAMMIT MOTHER NOT AGAIN! *attacks Coral*

Riptide: YOU!! *lunges at Joy*

Deathbringer: *tackles Riptide*

Hosts: *calmy observing the scene*

Joy: I like how I don't even exist yet, but Deathbringer is still protecting me.

Rainkeeper: It's a nice quality.

Air: So! Coral, Tsunami, Riptide....

Nightflyer: What would you do if Prince Frostbite, a Icewing-Nightwing hybrid, worked for Coral to kill Riptide for her?

Riptide: .. Well, I'd probably be dead so....

Tsunami: I'd kill the Prince, save my boyfriend, and then go murder my mother and be a Queen with no regrets!

Air: You mean Regerts.

Nightflyer: No, Air. It's spelt  R-E-G-R-E-T-S.

Air: ...........THE MILKY WAY COMMERCIAL LIED TO MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

Coral: ..........That sounds like a great idea. Where can I find this Prince Frostbite?

Tsunami: *grabs Coral by the throat*

Tsunami: Leave my Riptide alone.

Seashell: She won't. She hates us all.

Joy: Even me.

Rainkeeper: Especially you.

Joy: Which makes no sense, of course. I'm entirely delightful.

All:..........

Starflight: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

Joy:............

Joy: THANKS.

Air: So this is what happens when we have Truths....