A/N: *screams cause the Hanging Tree song will NOT stop playing in my head*

Nightflyer: I WANT EVERYONE TO BE EXTREMELY CLEAR ABOUT THIS!!!!!

Air: Nightflyer, we know.

Joy: We understood the FIRST time you told us. This is the 927th time. And we still get it.

Nightflyer: DO YOU?

Rainkeeper: YES!

Hosts: Faithbringer is NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, allowed to kiss, make-out with, touch, or look in the general direction of Nightflyer at any point in this ENTIRE dare. 

Nightflyer:.....I think you're starting to get it.

Hosts: *collective groan*

*Faithbringer appears*

Faithbringer: What am I doing here?

Seashell: You get to get your freakiness on.

Faithbringer: .....So kissing?

Joy: Yep.

Air: We have a list of random dragons that you will be making out with for the next month.

Faithbringer: Sick.

Rainkeeper: Yes. We hand chose this list. It's going to be gross.

Nightflyer: First up,

Joy: Macaw. *laughs evilly*

Seashell: *snaps talons* 

*Macaw appears*

Faithbringer: *grabs him and shoves him against the wall, making out with him*

Macaw: *enjoying this*

Air: *gasps* GUYS WE HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nightflyer:.......

Joy:......

Nightflyer: Macawbringer?

Joy: Ew no, that could be interpreted wrong. 

Joy: Maithbringer?

Nightflyer: No.

Air: FACAW!!!!!

Joy: That sounds like Fuck off. Perfect.

Hosts: WE SHIP FACAW!!!!

Seashell: *snaps talons, Macaw disappears*

Joy: Next!

Nightflyer: Whirlpool.

*Whirlpool appears*

Faithbringer: Wow. That is one UGLY dragon.

Tsunami: *appears with her sisters* Oh, trust me.

Anemone: We know.

Auklet: *shudders*

Faithbringer: *makes out with Whirlpool*

Faithbringer: *spits on the ground after he leaves* Gross.

Nightflyer: Next?

Air: *laughs evilly* 

Nightflyer: No no, Air, yours is last.

Air: Awwww

Rainkeeper: Morrowseer.

*Morrowseer appears*

Joy: Can we kill him afterwards!?!?!

Rainkeeper: Of course Jo.

Joy: YAY!!!!

Faithbringer: *makes out with Morrowseer*

Moon: *walk in* *throws up* 

Moon: *becomes a Seawing living in bleach and holy water*

Moon: *is scarred for life*

*Morrowseer disappears, mortified*

Seashell: All the alternate D.O.D., minus Fatespeaker.

*Squid, Ochre, Viper, and Flame appear*

Faithbringer: *makes out with all of them*

Faithbringer: Viper and Flame were the only non horrible ones. 

Squid: Hey!!

Ochre: *stuffs his face with food* Wut?

*Alternate D.O.D. disappears*

Air: Can we do two?

Joy: Sure!

Air: Let's make this interesting, shall we? Queen. Glacier. In front of her subjects.

Hosts: *gasp*

Seashell: *snaps talons* 

*everyone appears in Ice Kingdom*

Faithbringer: *makes out with Glacier*

Blaze: *sobs*

Icewings:.............APOCALYPSE MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Icewings: *screaming and burning their whole kingdom down while killing dragons in higher circles then themselves*

Hosts: *slowly back away, dragging Faithbringer with them*

*Back at JMA*

Joy: Hmmmmm. *gasps* PERFECT!!!!

Joy: Strongwings.

*Strongwings appears*

Faithbringer: *starts making out with Strongwings as he squirms, trying to get away*

Strongwings: FIERCEY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fierceteeth: *appears* 

Fierceteeth: Oh, you messed with the WRONG dragon you slithery slut.

Fierceteeth: *violently murders Faithbringer*

Nightflyer: YES!! BEST! AUNT! EVER!

Air: Wait what?

Strongwing: *whimpers and clings to Fierceteeth* 

Fiercetwwth/Strongwings: *disappear*

Faithbringer: *respawns*

Nightflyer: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Rainkeeper: Hmmm. 

Rainkeeper: Qibli. In Thorn's stronghold.

*everyone appears in the Stronghold*

Faithbringer: *forcefully makes out with Qibli* 

Thorn: *walking by, sees*

Thorn: Ah, Moonbli......

Thorn: Wait. That's not Moon.

Thorn: *kills Faithbringer*

Six-Claws: *walks in*

Six-Claws: Thorn! What the hell!! Did you seriously jut kill a Nightwing dragonet?

Thorn: Yes.

Six-Claws: Do you know how much trouble this could cause with Queen Glory?

Thorn: It had to be done.

Six-Claws: WHY?

Thorn: *stares like the muffin man guy in the Asdf movies*

Thorn: Because Moonbli.

Back at JMA...

Faithbringer: *respawns*

Nightflyer: Darkstalker.

Faithbringer: Psh, he's DEAD, you hot moron.

Air: *cracks knuckles* What was that last part?

Nightflyer: Air, be nice.

Air: *growls*

Joy: Well, if he's dead, then who's this?

Darkstalker: Hello.

Faithbringer: *screams bloody murder*

Joy: Ah, I like this one. Good choice.

Nightflyer: Yeaaaaa.

Air: Can I kill her after the dare?

Nightflyer: Of course, my little sunset. *kisses Air*

Rainkeeper: *has his talons in the shape of a heart and is mouthing the word SHIP*

Seashell: *nods in agreement*

Seashell: Serious heart hands.

Darkstalker/Faithbringer: *make out*

Clearsight: *randomly shows up, kills Faithbringer, skips away with Darkstalker*

Joy:.......Okay then.

Faithbringer: *respawns*

Nightflyer: *screams* STOP RESPAWNING!!!!!!!!!!!

Seashell: Hmm, let's try........Smolder.

*Smolder appears*

Faithbringer: *gets violently attacked by Flower and an army of scavengers after attempting to make out with him*

*Smolder disappears*

Air: YES!!!!! MY TURN!!!

Joy: And now, for our last act,

Air: Peril.

Faithbringer: What?

*Peril appears*

Faithbringer: *doesn't noticed the firescales* *shrugs* Okay.

Faithbringer: *tries to kiss Peril*

Faithbringer: *melts into a pile of ashes while screaming*

Nightflyer: If she respawns from this I swear.

Peril......I am disturbed. On many levels.

*Clay appears*

Peril: CLAYBEAR!!!!! *lunges at Clay and kisses him*

Air: Awwww Cleril!!!!

Joy: Air, what did we talk about?

Air: Riiight.

Hosts: *banging their heads against brick walls while muttering* I will not ship my parents, I will NOT ship my parents. I WILL NOT SHIP MY PARENTS!!

Air: *screams*

Joy: IT'S NO USE!!!!

Seashell: RIPNAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rainkeeper/Joy: GLORYBRINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nightflyer: STARSPEAKER!!!!

Air: CCCCCCCCCCCLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!