Joy: *checks title* WRONG!

Rainkeeper: *facetalons*

Air: *troll face*

Nightflyer: What?

Air: Have you been reading Just A Little Glorybringer For Ya?

Nightflyer: No. Why?

Air: Well-

Joy: AIR YOU SAY ONE WORD AND I WILL CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE!

Air: *shuts up*

*players appear*

Seashell: *drags six chairs over to them*

Moon: Wait what, why chairs?

Kinkajou: OMG Are we finally having Winter's intervention?

Winter: What?

Joy: No, not this time.

Kinkajou: Awww

Winter: .....WHAT?

Air: MUSICAL CHAIRS!!!!

Umber: *gasps* YES!!!!!!!!!!

Qibli: *screams* NOOOO!!!!

Winter: What?

Moon: Is that all you can say today?

Winter:........Unless you kiss me, yes.

Moon: ....WHAT?

Winter: *scowls*

Rainkeeper: So, how are we doing this, is it somewhere deadly, or you plan A?

Nightflyer: Plan A.

Joy: Oh, I love Plan A.

Turtle: What are we doing?

Air: Playing musical chairs!

Joy: *slams Thor's hammer on a desk* TO THE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kinkajou: Yaaaaa-Oh no.

Umber:....I don't like this game anymore.

Carnelian: This is why you trust nothing in this game. Remember when they gave us berries?

Moon: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Seashell: LET THE MUSICAL CHAIRS BEGIN!!!!

Nightflyer: And if you don't get a chair, you die.

J.W.: ........

Seashell: Let's place our bets now, shall we?

Air: My money's on Qibli.

Nightflyer: I bet.... Carnelian.

Joy: Definitely Moon.

Rainkeeper: .....Winter.

Seashell: Umber.

Joy: *clicks play on stereo*

*Bombaleo starts playing as the Jade Winglet frantically runs around the six chairs*

Air:......What are we listening to?

Joy: *singing along* Ese amor llega asi de esta manera, No tiene la culpa, Caballo de danza vana, Porque es muy despreciado por eso, No te perdona llorar!

Rainkeeper: *hits pause*

Joy: Awwww.

J.W.: *jumps at the seats, shoving each other until only one dragon is left without one*

Air: Noooooooooooooooooo!

Seashell: Sorry Umber.

Umber: No! Please! 

Rainkeeper: Don't worry, it'll be over fast.

Joy: *shoots death dart* 

Seashell: *silently removes a chair*

The rest of J.W.: *mortified and scared*

Air: *clicks play*

Joy: *resumes singing* Ese amor llega asi esta manera, No tiene la culpa, Amor de compra y venta, Amor de en el pasado! Bem, bem bem bem, bem bem bem! Bem, bem bem bem, bem bem bem-

Nightflyer: *cuts music*

J.W.: *dives for seats*

Joy: What no! You do NOT cut out right before the chorus! *hits play*

Joy: Bamboleo bambolea! Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así. Bamboleo bambolea! Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así *hits pause*

J.W.: *dives again*

Nightflyer: Better?

Joy: Yes.

Kinkajou: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Seashell: somebody else do this one, I don't wanna!

Air: Fine. I'm sorry Turtle.

Turtle: WAIT KINKAJOU-

Joy: *shoots dart*

Kinkajou: *cries*

Joy: *slowly hits play to drown out Kinkajou's tears*

Joy: No tienes perdón de Dios, Tú eres mi vida la fortuna del destino, En el destino del desamparado, Lo mismo ya que ayer, Lo mismo soy yo.

Seashell: *drags away a chair*

Joy: No te encuentro el abandon', Eres imposible no te encuentro de verdad, Por eso un día no encuentro si de nada, Lo mismo ya que ayer, Lo pienso en ti *pause*

Nightflyer: Dang it!

Carnelian: MYONLYREGRETWASEVERPLAYINGTHISSTUPIDGA-

Joy: *shoots dart*

Seashell: *removes chair*

Air: Bamboleo bambolea! Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así. Bamboleo bambolea! Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así- *pause*

Rainkeeper: Aww.

Winter: Moon, at least say you loved me more than Qibli!

Moon: ......uh

Joy: *shoots dart*

Seashell: *removes chair*

Joy: Bamboleo bambolea! Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así. Bamboleo bambolea! Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así- *pause*

Joy: WHAT!!!!

Air: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Rainkeeper: Sorry.

Moon: QIBLIIDIDLIKEYOUBETTER!!!!

Rainkeeper: *shoots dart*

Seashell: *drags away chair*

*a moment of silence passes*

Nightflyer: *hits play and Qibli and Kinkajou race around the remaining chair*

All Hosts: Bamboleo bambolea! Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así, Bamboleo bambolea! Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así- *pause*

Seashell: huh.

Air: Did not see that coming.

Rainkeeper: Me neither.

Joy: Oh well, *shoots dart*

Nightflyer: Congratulations Kinkajou, you have survived our first round of Deadly Musical chairs!

Kinkajou: ........*attacks Nightflyer* FOR TURTLE, MOON, AND SPARKLY VAMPIRE WINTER!!!!

Hosts: *slowly backs away*

Hosts: Bamboleo bambolea. Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así. Bamboleo bambolea. Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así...