Dedicated to Nightwingmaster

Joy: WE DISCOVERED POGO STICKS!

Hosts: *all bouncing on pogo sticks*

Seashell: THESE THINGS ARE AWESOME!

Air: WE SHOULD BOUNCE ON THEM ON TRAMPOLINES!

Joy: OMM YES!

Seashell: AIR YOU'RE A GENIUS!

Air: Really? But aren't geniuses supposed to be intelligent?

Nightflyer: Who said you're not intelligent?

Air: I mean, I kind of assumed...

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

*players appear*

Rainkeeper: Wazzup playars?

Joy:......what was THAT.

Kinkajou: Nutin bro. Wazzup wid u?

Joy: KINKAJOU NOT YOU TOO

Moon: So, we've started to look into Television....

Seashell: You mean TV?

Turtle: Yeah, sure.

Air: HAS YOU WATCHED SUPERNATURAL!?!?!?

Winter: No.

Air: Lucifer?

Winter: No

Air: Timeless?

Winter: Nope

Air:.....Cheers?

Winter: What's that?

Air: Oh my moons......Game of Thrones?

Winter: No.

Air: DO YOU EVEN TELEVISION!?!??

Turtle: Hey, I found a show with an epic Theme song.

Seashell: Go on...

Turtle: Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped- turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

Seashell: YES HES OFFICIALLY THE FRESH PRINCE!

Nightflyer: Oh no.

Joy: Dare time!

*Darkstalker appears*

Players: *scream*

Rainkeeper: It's about time we settled an age old debate.

Nightflyer: Will it be...

Air: Moonbli?

Joy: Winterwatcher?

Seashell: Or the atrocity that is Darkwatcher?

Nightflyer: I thought it was Moonstalker.

Air: No one cares because it's disgusting.

Rainkeeper: True.

Moon: Ummm, how are we deciding this?

Joy: Simple. Qibli, Winter, and a powerless Darkstalker are going to fight for your love.

Moon:......Seriously.

Air: Face it, Moon, this is what it has come down to.

Moon: Can I fight for my own love?

Seashell: No Merida, this isn't Brave.

Joy: Turning half your family into bears is not allowed.

Moon:...What?

Seashell: Seriously, we NEED to give them a Disney education.

Winter: Don't worry Moon, we'll fight valiantly for your affection.

Moon: I AM NOT SOME PRIZE TO BE WON!

Seashell: YEAH, you tell em Jasmine!

Kinkajou: Who?

Joy: Can they fight in the Gladiator arena?

Rainkeeper: No.

Joy: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

Rainkeeper: Ugh, FINE. But no this is Sparta.

Joy: That's a 300 reference, moron.

Air: Yeah, Rainkeeper, get your Roman and Greek movies straight.

Rainkeeper: And this is why I don't talk.

*one trip to the Arena later*

Qibli/Winter/Darkstalker: *standing in the arena*

Hosts/Players: *up in stands*

Joy: *is riding on a horse around the arena*

Joy: LISTEN UP! If at any point in the battle, you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled, for you are in Elysium, and YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD!

Darkstalker: Um, okay?

Winter: Comforting.

Qibli: Battle time?

Joy: FIGHT!!!!

Winter: Truce?

Qibli: For now.

Winter/Qibli: *attack Darkstalker*

Darkstalker: WHY AREN'T MY POWERS WORKING!!!!

Seashell: BECAUSE WE TOOK THEM AWAY, IDIOT!

Qibli: *stabs Darkstalker with barb*

Darkstalker: OW! *throws Qibli off*

Darkstalker: What was on that tai....*dies*

Winter: Yes!

Winter: Now, to kill-

Qibli: *lunges at Winter*

Winter: Ah! LITTLE DEMON SPIDER MONKEY!

Air: Oh, speaking of demon-

Hosts: NO.

Air:....I was just gonna say that Satan has a son, but of course, why would anyone care about THAT.

Joy: Lucifer has a son? Awww, can I be the Godmother?

Rainkeeper: why is THAT your reaction?

Joy: *shrugs*

Qibli: *has Winter pinned*

Qibli:.....DAMMIT I CANT DO IT.

Winter: What?

Qibli: I can't kill you Winter. Not even for Moon's love.

Winter: Fine by me. *kills Qibli*

All: *freaks out*

Air: QIBLI NOOOOOO!!!

Joy: WINNIE YOU BASTARD!!!

Kinkajou: HE WAS THE BEST OUT OF ALL OF US!!!

Turtle: *plays taps on a bugle*

Winter: I WIN! So, Moon, you love me now, right?

Moon: Hmmm, let me think. NO.

Winter: What? Why!

Moon: BECAUSE YOU KILLED QIBLI!

Winter: Oh, so you love the dead guy more then me?

Moon: YES!

Joy: I was up here. Then I trusted you. Now I'm down here. The DEAD GUY'S up HERE.

Nightflyer: The man single-handedly ruined the word motherfucker. Do you know how HARD that is to do?

Rainkeeper: That was such a good movie....

Seashell: On another note, there's like a month left until book 11.

Hosts:......

Nightflyer: THERE IS!?!?

Rainkeeper: OH MY MOONS!!!!

Air: WE HAVE TO GO BACK AND REREAD EVERYTHING!!!!!

Hosts: *run away*

Players:.....

Turtle: Book 11 of what?