Me: Midterms are over!

Hosts: YAY!

Rainkeeper: And I'm not even going to tell you how many dares we have to do!

Joy: And we have fifty parts left before we have to start a second book!

Air: WOO-HOO!

*players appear*

Sunny: Yes! We're back!

Clay: What should we be afraid of now?

Peril: Nothing, you've got me.

Air: PERIL.

Peril: Yes?

Air: I LOVE YOUR DOGS. I WANT TO KEEP THE DEMON DOGGIE.

Peril:........No.

Air: YAS.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*a truckload of makeup is dumped into the room*

Moon: *screams* 

Winter: NOT AGAIN! *dives for cover*

Tsunami: What the heck is that?

Joy: Today, all the girls will be doing the boy's makeup.

Glory: Oooooh. This- this is too good.

Deathbringer: .......I'm scared.

Starflight: I'm gonna say no.

Nightflyer: No, isn't, and has never been, an option.

Joy: *ties all the boys to chairs*

Joy: Have fun!

Girls: *dive for the makeup pile*

Seashell: And now we wait.

Rainkeeper: Actually....

*Pear, Kelp, and Geyser appear*

Nightflyer: Rainkeeper and I decided to add a bit of fun.

Joy: Oh no.

Rainkeeper: Since the girl's are doing the boy's makeup, we only thought it would be fair if we did yours.

Kelp: *holds up makeup brush*

Joy: Get that stuff the hell away from me.

Kelp: *laughs*

Deathbringer: *glaring enough to explode someone*

Glory: You look simply ravishing, darling.

Deathbringer: If I were you, I'd think it'd be wise to never untie me from this chair.

Glory: *puts lipstick on him*

Glory: Thanks for the tip.

Tsunami: *holds up container of blush*

Tsunami: Uh........... Do you know what I'm supposed to do with this?

Riptide: Not a clue. But judging by the rest of it, I really don't want to know.

Tsunami: *stares at lipstick with confused expression*

Peril: *has melted makeup on her claws*

Peril: *shrugs* Oh well. *smears it on Clay's face*

Clay: This stuff tastes weird.

Peril: You're not supposed to eat it!

Clay: Uh oh.

Fatespeaker: *humming and adding eye shadow to Starflight*

Starflight: WHY.

Fatespeaker: Because you'll look handsome.

Starflight: No, I'll look like a cross dresser.

Fatespeaker: Then make like the soldiers in Mulan and CROSS-DRESS FOR JUSTICE.

Moon: *laughing*

Winter: I really hate you right now.

Moon: This is the perfect payback.

Winter: I may stab you when this is over.

Moon: But you're so glittery!

Winter: *growls*

Carnelian: *smirking*

Qibli: This BURNS. Why do people wear this?

Carnelian: To look pretty. 

Qibli: *sarcastically* Do I look pretty, Carnelian?

Carnelian: Oh yes, you'll be the prettiest princess at the ball.

Qibli: Wait what.

Kinkajou: *laughing hysterically*

Turtle: You're having WAY too much fun with this.

Kinkajou: I gave you angry eyebrows!

Turtle: Oh moons.

Kinkajou: Wait, wait- close your eyes, I want to draw devil eyes.

Turtle: *sighs*

Umber: *is actually happy about this*

Umber: How does it look??????

Sunny: Beautiful. Now hold still, I have to do your eyes.

Umber: *squeals*

Sunny: Hey hosts? Can I be paired with Umber more often?

Hosts: MAYBE.

Sunny: WOO-HOO!

Seashell: *looks revolted*

Geyser: *laughing*

Geyser: Get it? Cause Seawings are a type of fish, and I made you look like a clown-

Seashell: So I'm a clownfish. Haha.

Geyser: EXACTLY! *bursts out laughing*

Seashell: Remind me to burn your clownfish jokes in the future.

Air: NO!

Nightflyer: Come on Air, please? Just a little mascara?

Air: NO. NO MAKEUP!!!

Nightflyer:...............

Nightflyer: If you let me do your makeup, I'll take you to Comic-con. 

Air:............. Very tempting, but NO.

Nightflyer: Not even if I agree to cosplay as Dean and Castiel?

Air:..............I get to be Cas?

Nightflyer: Of course.

Air: *sits in chair*

Air: Deal.

Pear: I've never been a fan of makeup.

Rainkeeper: Well, at least you're not complaining like everyone else.

Pear: Right. I can be much worse.

Rainkeeper: How?

Pear: *slaps away makeup*

Pear: *in an obnoxious voice* OMG were you actually going to USE that makeup? 

Rainkeeper: Uh, yes?

Pear: DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!? I NEED ORGANIC, NON-GMO, GLUTEN FREE MAKEUP! DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?!?!?!

Rainkeeper: How is makeup going to kill you?

Pear: THE OILS COULD SEEP INTO MY SKIN AND ABSORB TOXIC CHEMICALS INTO MY BRAIN! Plus it'd give me acne.

Rainkeeper: Pretty sure dragons don't get acne.

Pear: I NEED ALL NATURAL MAKEUP!!!!! AND IT BETTER MATCH MY SKIN TONE!

Rainkeeper: You're a Rainwing. Your skin tone changes all the time. 

Pear: EXACTLY.

Rainkeeper: ..........You should be on Broadway.

Pear: I know, right?

Joy: BACK! BACK I SAY!

Kelp: Easy, Joy. I just want to paint your face to look like Saw.

Joy: *holds up a can of hair spray*

Joy: DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS!

Kelp: It's a can of hair spray, Joy. What're you gonna do, spray it in my eyes?

Joy:*deadpan expression* *clicks on lighter*

Kelp: Oh shit. *runs for cover*

Joy: *turns hair spray into a flamethrower and lights the pile on makeup on fire*

Joy: *laughs manically*

Blaze: *randomly appears*

Blaze: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! MY PRECIOUS BABIES!!!!

Peril: Oh! Makeup angels! *dives on burning make up and starts making a makeup angel*

Clay:............. okay. *joins her*

All:.......... what.