Joy: you know I never really considered this angle before.

Air: Me neither

Seashell: Don't. You. DARE.

Joy/Air: *troll face*

Seashell: *glares*

Joy/Air: SHIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!!!!!

Rainkeeper: *walks in*

Seashell: Screw you all.

Rainkeeper: Well hello to you too. What crawled up her butt and died?

Air: she's still made that Wintershell didn't become canon

Joy: and that we chose Qinterwatcher instead.

Nightflyer: Qinterwatcher?

Air: yea. Qibli, Winter, and Moon.

Joy: it's a three way thing.

Nightflyer: oh

Nightflyer: Ew.

Joy: ANYWAYS!

*players appear*

Seashell: WINNIE!!!!!

Winter: dammit.

Joy: *whispers dare*

Winter: crap

Kinkajou: What, can he only speak in swears today?

Joy: oooo that'd be a fun dare.

Air: For someone with your extensive language, yes.

*Lynx appears*

Moon: Who's that?

Umber: Winter, I swear if this is another murderous sister....

Winter: WHAT! NO!

Winter: this is...Lynx.

Moon: .......why'd you say her name like that?

Qibli: why do you care?

Moon: Qibli, USE that giant head of yours and THINK.

Qibli:......OH MY MOONS NO.

Moon: Thank you

Turtle: Wait, are they still married?

Seashell: Yes

Moon: of course

Turtle:.....that's legal?

Air: Yep!

Joy: In the rainforest anyway.

Rainkeeper: there's a lot of legal things there you don't want to know about

Air: Eh, better than the Mud Kingdom

Umber: true.

Winter: *drops to his knees in front of Lynx*

Winter: LYNX! YOU WERE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE LONG BEFORE I EVER MET MOON!!

Lynx: I FREAKING KNEW IT!!!!!

Moon: Winter how could you!?!?!?!?

Qibli: BUT WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE!!!

Winter: Shush Qiby!

Qibli: *sniffles in betrayal*

Lynx: *kisses Winter*

Moon: oh no you don't. *attacks Lynx*

Everyone: *starts randomly screaming*

Qibli: *fighting Winter*

Moon: *attacking Lynx*

Lynx: *choking Moon*

Seashell: *fighting Lynx and Moon for Winter dominance*

Air:.......*shoves Destiel in the closet again*

Nightflyer: *arguing with Air over Destiel*

The rest of JW: *screaming*

Rainkeeper:......*slowly backs away*