Joy: IT'S POLICE WEEK EVERYONE!!!

Air: THANK YOUR OFFICERS FOR EVERYTHING THEY DO FOR YOU!

Nightflyer: *waves Thin Blue Line Flag*

Rainkeeper: AND YES, DRAGONS CAN SUPPORT POLICE OFFICERS.

*players appear*

Sunny: So, what's new?

Rainkeeper: *throws down a duffel bag*

Rainkeeper: PACK UP DRAGONS, WE'RE GOIN CAMPING.

All:........

Clay: What's that?

Nightflyer: It's this thing scavengers do where they go out into the wild and sleep in a tent and avoid technology and indoor plumbing for several days.

Tsunami:.......Don't we already do that?

Moon: Yeah, but without tents.

Umber: Wait, what's indoor plumbing?

Hosts:*facetalon*

Nightflyer: Oh, by the way, somebody figured out who Stardust's father is.

Rainkeeper: They're also getting close to figuring out Pineapple's weakness too.

Air: All the secrets are being unveiled....EXCEPT FOR HOW GAY THE CHARACTERS OF SUPERNATURAL ARE.

Nightflyer: Air, they can't ALL be gay. That's unreasonable.

Air: No it's not!

Seashell: .......Surely ONE of them is straight....

Air:  *ponders*

Air: Well, Micheal's dating Lucifer, Dean's with Cas, Sam's got Gabriel, Adam and Samandriel, Charlie and Jo, Bobby and John- or Bobby and Rufus, Ellen's with somebody, God had a boyfriend, Hannah and Anna have been paired up with all sorts of people, I think I saw a fanfic where Kevin and Garth were dating- OH! Jodi Mills is straight, I think- wait no, she's got Donna...

Nightflye: Please stop.

Air: NO! Not til I find the one straight ch- I FOUND HIM!

Seashell: Well?

Air: Metatron, obviously.

Seashell: Why is he straight?

Air: Because he's the biggest Douche in the universe. No one wants him.

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

Air: AND IM FINALLY ON SEASON 12! NEARLY CAUGHT UP!

Nightflyer: When you catch up, will you stop talking about it?

Air:......Maaaaaybe?

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*everyone appears at campground*

Riptide: Now what?

Joy: Now we go and do normal camping things.

All:......

Carnelian: Like what?

Rainkeeper: Can I assign them all jobs?!?!?!!?

Joy: Sure.

Seashell: Uh oh.

Rainkeeper: *blows whistle* LISTEN UP YOU LOT!

Sunny: What?

Rainkeeper: SUNNY, MOON, QIBLI, AND CARNELIAN- SET UP THE TENTS!

Carnelian: SIR YES SIR!

Rainkeeper: DEATHBRINGER, TSUNAMI, CLAY, WINTER- GO GET FIREWOOD!

Winter: Fire what now?

Air: You know, sticks, logs, dry leaves, anything flammable.

Rainkeeper: GLORY, UMBER, RIPTIDE, AND TURTLE- GO GET FOOD AND WATER!

Riptide: There's a river nearby, right?

Rainkeeper: FATESPEAKER, KINKAJOU, AND STARFLIGHT!

Kinkajou: Yeah?

Rainkeeper: MAKE SURE PERIL DOESN'T SET ANYTHING ON FIRE. 

Peril: Seriously.

Nightflyer: Hey, forests are flammable.

Peril: *scowls*

Rainkeeper: GET TO WORK!

Qibli: *starts trying to set up tent*

Qibli: How does- wait......*fumbles*

*tent collapses*

Qibli: **tries to get out, fails*

Qibli: *ends up trapped in collapsed tent*

Qibli:  Um......MOON?! I NEED A LITTLE HELP!

Sunny/Moon: *calmly putting up tents*

Carnelian: *has built mini castle out of trees*

Carnelian: THIS IS MY DOMAIN, AND NO ONE ELSE IS WELCOME!

Air: I HAVE POPCORN!

Carnelian: AIR IS WELCOME!

Air: Woo-hoo!

Elsewhere....

Winter: This is so stupid. We have multiple firebreathers and PERIL for crying out loud. We have two dragons you LITERALLY RADIATE heat. WHY DO WE NEED FIREWOOD.

Tsunami: Is is possible for you to NOT be annoying?

Winter: No. Trust me, They've tried.

Clay: Why do I have to get firewood? I wanna get foooooooooood!

Deathbringer: *groans* Maybe we were chosen because we're strong, and can carry a lot of heavy sticks!

Tsunami: Then why are you here? You look like a weakling.

Deathbringer:.......... Must I remind you of the time I LITERALLY THREW Clay across a room?

Tsunami: Still weak.

Deathbringer: Why couldn't Glory be in this group....

Meanwhile....

Umber: Welp, I've caught two deer! 

Turtle: That's great! Riptide and I've got a whole net of fish.

Riptide: Now where's Glory?

Glory: *trapped in a cave with a bear*

Glory:  Nice grizzly, Don't eat me.....

Back at Camp....

Fatespeaker/Kinkajou/Starflight: *intently watching Peril*

Peril:..........This is stupid.

Fatespeaker: But IMPORTANT!

Peril: Whatever makes you sleep at night.

Rainkeeper: How do you sleep at night?

Air: On silk sheets, rolling naked in money.

Rainkeeper:.......Okaaaay.

Nightflyer: I'm listening....

Deathbringer: WE GOT FIREWOOD. THERE. NOW NEVER PUT ME WITH THAT GROUP AGAIN, WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND?

Riptide: Uh, about that.....

Umber: We got food!

Turtle: But Glory's kinda......

Riptide: Missing.....

Deathbringer: *grabs Riptide by the throat, picks him up*

Deathbringer: What. Did you. DO. 

Tsunami: PUT HIM DOWN!

Deathbringer: *still choking Riptide* NOT SO MUCH OF A WEAKLING NOW, HUH?

Clay: What food do we have?????

Turtle: Well, I got fish, Umber got deer-

Glory: *appears*

Glory: And I got a freaking BEAR. *throws down dead bear*

Deathbringer: GLORY! *hugs her*

Riptide: *gasping for air*

Moon: Now what do we do?

Joy: Now we sit around a fire roasting marshmallows, singing Kumbaya and contemplating life.

Rainkeeper: And tell scary stories.

*two hours later*

All:....*awkwardly sitting around pitiful camp fire*

Hosts:.......

Air: Let's gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song....

Nightflyer: Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G- song,

Air: And if you don't think, we can sing it faster then you're wrong...

Nightflyer: But it would help if you just sang along....

*silence*

Clay:.......So, I'm sorry I ate all the smores stuff...

Sunny; It's okay, Clay.

Peril: And I'm sorry I set Carnelian's castle on fire and burnt down the forest...

Sunny: It'll be fine....

Winter: Well, I am not sorry that Qibli is still stuck in a tent.

Qibli: I HEARD THAT!

Winter: Tsunami, is there anything YOU'D like to say?

Tsunami: *long suffering sigh*

Tsunami: I'm sorry I called Deathbringer a wimp.

Riptide: I'm sorry we let Glory get kidnapped by a bear...

Glory: I apologize for nothing.

Kinkajou: Not even beating up Umber and Riptide?

Glory: Nope.

Deathbringer: Glorybringer apologizes to no one. 

Glory: *high fives Deathbringer*

Air:.......Well I'm sorry us hosts secretly set up out own tent with a wifi hotspot and epic food and didn't tell you.

Players: *freak out and attack Hosts*

Sunny:.....What have we learned?

Players: NEVER GO CAMPING!!!!

Air: *breaks out guitar*

Nightflyer: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG!

Air: CAMPFIRESONGSONGITWOULDHELPIFYOUJUSTSANGALONG!

Rainkeeper: BUM BUM BUM!

All: CAMPFIRESONG SONG! CAMPFIRESONG SONG! IF YOU DON'T THINKWECANSINGITFASTERTHEN YOU'RE WRONG!