Dedicated to SwamptheMudWing03  and iheartcap11

Seashell: I like the first one

Joy: I LOVE the second one

Air: Ditto

Nightflyer: *nods*

*players appear*

Winter: IT BETTER NOT BE ABOUT ME!

Air: it ain't

Moon: Me?

Joy: Nope

Qibli: Me?

Nightflyer: not at all

Umber: then who?

Hosts: ITS KINKAJOU TIME!!!!

Kinkajou: OMM WAIT REALLY!?!?!

Rainkeeper: yep.

Kinkajou: ITS ABOUT FREAKIN TIME!!!!

Joy: we know.

Kinkajou: what is it!?!?!?

Seashell: it's actually two dares

Kinkajou:......AND YOU WAITED TIL NOW TO DO THIS WHY!?!?!

Hosts: *shrug*

Nightflyer: Here *hands Kinkajou a sloth*

Kinkajou: Oh my gosh ITS SO CUTE!

Nightflyer: yeaaaa

Joy: Now eat it.

Winter: really?

Air: yep

Winter: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHA-OW!

Moon: shut up you deserved that.

Kinkajou: *looks absolutely horrified*

Kinkajou: But-

Joy: No buts!

Kinkajou: can you respawn it and bring it back later?

Seashell: .....sure

Kinkajou: okay

Air: hey Nightflyer, where'd you get the sloth anyway?

Nightflyer: it was just hanging on a tree near this patch of boiling hot mud.

Air:.....You didn't.

Nightflyer: I didn't what?

Peril: *burns into the room just as Kinkajou finished eating the sloth*

Peril: WHERE IS MY SLOTH!?!?!??!

Carnelian: was this part of the dare?

Joy: No

Kinkajou: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Air: PERIL! NO!

Peril: SHE ATE ASHY!!!!

Turtle: Peril, you hurt my girlfriend, I hurt you.

Peril: I DONT C-

Turtle: *force choking Peril*

Clay: *bursts into the room on an army of cows and starts attacking Turtle*

Rainkeeper: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?

Air: I DONT KNOW ANYMORE!!

Joy: WELL TURTLE CANT BE DEAD FOR THE NEXT DARE!

Seashell: *sighs and snaps talons*

*Clay and Peril disappear and Kinkajou coughs up Ashy*

Kinkajou: what now?

Rainkeeper: you have to jump off a Rainwing platform with your wings bound.

Kinkajou: WHY?

Air: So Turtle can catch you. Duh.

Kinkajou:.....IM IN!

Turtle: Uh, are you sure I can-

*everyone is teleported to rainforest*

Kinkajou: Can I sing the song Winter had to?

Winter: please do not remind me of that dare.

Joy: Sure why not.

Air: Turtle get ready.

Turtle: Guys, I really don't think I'm strong enough to-

Kinkajou: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!

Kinkajou: I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!!!

Joy: I just got shot by the FBI.

Rainkeeper: All I wanted was a bag of chips, But they shot-

Joy: No.

Kinkajou: *jumps off platform*

Kinkajou: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Turtle: *screams and gets crushed by Kinkajou*

Turtle: ow

Kinkajou: Maybe they should've let me catch you instead.

Turtle: yea

Kinkajou: OH WELL! *kisses Turtle*

Joy:.....I'm liking these Kinkajou dares.

Air: We've got one more of them for later.

Umber: So we're done for today?

Nightflyer: Yep!

Umber: YES! Klaine time motherf*ckers!

Air:...... What.