Rainkeeper: THE RESULTS ARE IN!

Joy: AKA we have the five hosts that will be here whenever there's a dare for us current hosts.

Nightflyer: And the winners are....

Rainkeeper: For mature host, SHORE!

Seashell: For the open slot, ANDER!

Joy: For murderous and sarcasm provider, HAZE!

Air: For being ridiculously obsessed, PERMAFROST!

Nightflyer: And for intelligence, EMBER!

Joy: That's a good list, I think.

Air: Permafrost will be a worthy apprentice.

*players appear*

Moon: Soooo, how much longer to we have to keep doing this?

Nightflyer: Like, three more times.

Rainkeeper: But then we go to a new book!

Joy: We've already stared a draft of it, it's gonna be great.

Air: AND IM ONLY 5 EPISODES AWAY FROM FINISHING ALL OF SUPERNATURAL AHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Turtle: Oh THANK THE MOONS.

Qibli: We thought the references would NEVER end.

Air:....Who said they'd stop?

Umber: SPN reference in three... two... one...

Air: BUT I'M GONNA KILL THAT EVIL COLONEL SANDERS AND FRY HIM UP EXTRA CRISPY FOR WHAT HE DID TO GABRIEL!!!!

Air: And also, Sabriel, SO CONFIRMED.

Seashell: How is it confirmed?

Air: Sam says he needs Gabriel. 

Air: That is how the Winchester tell their angels that they love them.

Nightflyer: True. Now it's DARE TIME!

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Smolder appears with Flower and Bandit*

Winter: Bandit? What are you doing here?

Bandit: *starts speaking in gibberish*

Joy: Well, we figured since we married off pretty much everyone in the Jade Winglet...

Air: Why not marry off Flower and Bandit?

All: WHAT!

Kinkajou: OMM YES! LITTLE SCAVENGER WEDDING!!!! CAN I BE THE FLOWER GIRL?!!?!

Moon: Why have a wedding now?

Rainkeeper: Well, we got a dare for it, and the scavenger that gives us dares is going to a wedding soon, so now seemed like a good time.

Seashell: And it's summer. Wedding Season.

Winter: THERE IS NO WAY I AM LETTING BANDIT MARRY THAT SCAVENGER!

Smolder: AGREED! IT'S NOT HAPPENING!!!

Kinkajou: OH YES IT IS!

Umber: Smolder, I swear to the moons, sToP BrEAkINg UP mY SHIPS!!!!

Smolder: I haven't broken up a single ship!

All:.......*glares at Smolder*

Joy: Oh REALLY.

Smolder:.......Yea, really.

Carnelian: *slaps Smolder*

Carnelian: WHAT ABOUT THORNMOVER YOU PILE OF SEAGULL DUNG!?!?!?

Air: THANK YOU.

Seashell: Or Sunder, for that matter?!?

Smolder: Okay, that one was never gonna happen and you all knew it was a stretch from the beginning.

Seashell: True.

Moon: AND NOW YOU'RE BREAKING UP BANDFLOWER!?!?

Kinkajou: Bandflower?

Moon: Or should it be Flowit?

Qibli: Blower? Fandit?

Air: *becomes an advertisement*

Air: Do you ever find yourself shipping something, but can;t come up with a good ship name? If so, head on over to  SmallButDeadlySunny 's page, and check out her shipping book! 

Nightflyer: The girl once made a ship name for Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and triskaidekaphobia.

Joy: And now back to our regularly scheduled dare.

Qibli: Let's go with Fandit.

Smolder: It's still not happening!!

Qibli: SMOLDER, I AM TIRED OF YOU MESSING THINGS UP!!!! 

Umber: Look at the scavengers, see how in love they are?

Flower/Bandit: *giggling and chatting in gibberish*

Kinkajou: SHIIIIIIIIIP IT.

Air: *starts humming Here Comes The Bride*

Winter: NOT HAPPENING!

All:...........

Joy: Welp, force it is then.

*ten minutes later*

Winter/Smolder: *tied and gagged to chairs*

Flower/Bandit: *getting married*

Kinkajou: *is a flower girl*

Umber: Thanks for lending us the rope, Joy.

Joy: No problem. I liked that you and Qibli tied them up instead of me for once.

Qibli: It was worth it.

Winter: *angrily muffled noises*

Nightflyer: Now, does anyone object to these two being wed?

Smolder: *tries to yell through gag*

Nightflyer:......Nope! I don't here any objections!

Winter/Smolder: *muffled cursing*

Nightflyer: Now, by the power invested in me through the Pastafarianism church, I now pronounce you scavenger and scavenger.

Flower/Bandit: *kiss*

Kinkajou: *squeals and faints from fangirl happiness*

All but Winter and Smolder: *starts cheering*

Seashell: *releases Winter and Smolder*

Winter: HATE YOU ALL!

Joy: Awww, we hate you too Winnie!

Smolder: I OBJECT!!!

Nightflyer: Too late!

Umber: *throws Skittles*

Umber: ANOTHER SHIP HAS SAILED!!!!

Carnelian: YES! *high fives Umber*