Joy: I am confident in saying that this is the strangest dare we have ever done.

Nightflyer: YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS IS THE STRANGEST THING I'VE EVER DONE!

Air: Call it what you will, Fate, Destiny,

Nightflyer: A horse.

Rainkeeper: Really?

Seashell: Frying pans, who knew, right?

*players appear*

Joy: CONGRATS WINNIE!!!

Winter: Crap.

Air: You're getting a makeover!!

Winter: NO.

Seashell: And you have to sing Call Me Maybe.

Winter: I hate you all.

Carnelian: The feeling is mutual.

Winter: *sighs* So, which one of you is torturing me?

Joy: Oh not one one of us.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Deathbringer appears*

Moon: Why?

Air: Seriously? He like Draco Malfoy in a dramione fanfiction when it comes to fashion.

Deathbringer: And it is clear that you need my expertees. 

Umber: This is gonna be great.

Deathbringer: Come along Winter. I'm thinking the salon first, then the clothes, then the talons. Make sense?

Winter:........What the hell are clothes?

Hosts: *bursts out laughing*

*6 hours later*

Winter: *has his snout duct taped shut for safety.* *is wearing a sparkly red ballgown with full makeup and a curly blonde wig*

Random dragon: *painting Winter's talons to match the dress*

Deathbringer: You look ravishing my dear. Simply ravishing.

Winter: *mutters something incoherent* 

*later*

Deathbringer: The deed is done.

Joy: FINALLY!!!!! WHAT TOOK SO LONG???

Deathbringer: Perfection cannot be rushed darling.

Seashell: Great Moons, you sound like Edna from the incredibles.

Deathbringer: NO CAPES!

Rainkeeper: Let the show begin!

All: *watching stage*

*music starts*

*curtains reveal Winter, in high heels, lipstick, a ballgown, curly hair, and painted nails, standing in a sassy pose*

Winter: *starts singing Call Me Maybe*

J.W.: *watching in shocked silence*

Winter: *being a total sassy drama queen as he sings*

*song ends*

All:..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*bursts out laughing*

Winter: STOP IT! SILENCE! HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT QUEEN SUNSHINE OF THE SCREAMYWINGS!!!!!!

Winter: *points at Umber* YOU FAILED TO KILL THEM THE FIRST TIME!!!!

Umber: *bows* I deeply apologize, Your Majesty.

Winter: *points at Carnelian* KING BUTTERFLY! OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU!!

Carnelian: Nope. Not doing this again. *leaves*

Joy: Great idea. 

Hosts: *bolt from the room*