Hosts: *chilling*

Rainkeeper: *playing ping-pong with Seashell*

Joy: *listening to music*

Air: *reading a certain Destiel fanfiction*

Air:.........*shuts laptop*

Nightflyer : *looks up from book*

Nightflyer:.....Air, you okay?

Air: *throws laptop on the ground*

Joy:.....Oh boy.

Air: *grabs sledgehammer*

Rainkeeper: Air-

Air: *smashes computer with sledgehammer*

Hosts:................

Air: *looks like a traumatized psychopath*

Air: I am NEVER reading Destiel fanfiction again.

Seashell: What happened? Did Cas die or something?

Air: *makes inhumane screech* *curls up into small ball*

Nightflyer: Seashell, maybe you shouldn't talk today.

Nightflyer: *comforts Air*

*players appear*

Rainkeeper: Everyone please ignore Air's latest tantrum as we move on with today's dare.

Clay: Why? What's wrong?

Peril: WHO HURT OUR FUTURE CHILD?!?!?!

Turtle: ......Why is there a broken comput-

Seashell: SHUTUP!

Joy: *whispers dare to Winter and Tsunami*

Tsunami: You have GOT to be freaking kidding me.

Joy: Nope!

Winter: Are you f***ing serious?!?!!??

Rainkeeper: No, this isn't Wolfstar. Now do the dare.

Winter/Tsunami: *long suffering sighs*

Tsunami: *shoves Clay out of the way*

Peril: Hey!

Winter: *drops to his knees*

Winter: DEAREST PERIL!

Qibli: Say whaaaaaaaaaaat?

Kinkajou: The hell?

Winter: I've never really hated you- I'M JUST HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.

Moon: Wait WHAT?!?!?!

Turtle: That was an option? Like, seriously. Instead of this whole Cleril-Pertle debate, it could've been.....Weril? Pinter? 

Umber: I always thought he'd come out of the closet before this happened.

Carnelian: Umber, not EVERYONE is in the closet.

Umber: I know that.

Umber:...... But Qibli, Winter, Tamarin, Anemone, and Dean Winchester definitely are.

Air: EXACTLY.

Nightflyer: I think she's okay now!

Air: I'll survive. Just until something reminds me of that.....THING.

Nightflyer: Well then I'll go read it to make sure we avoid any emotional triggers.

Air: *hugs him* And that's why you're the best boyfriend!

Seashell: BACK TO THE DARE PEOPLES!

Tsunami: *shoves Winter*

Tsunami: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! I LOVE YOU MORE!!!

Riptide: Wait, WTF TSUNAMI I THOUGHT WE WERE DATING?!

Peril: I am so confused....

Winter: NO ONE COULD LOVE PERIL MORE THAN ME!

Clay: Guys, I'm like right here...... And I'm dating her...

Tsunami: NO! PERIL WILL BE MINE!!!! *attacks Winter*

Glory: Since when has Tsunami liked Peril?

Sunny: No clue. I always thought Peril would end up with Deathbringer before Tsunami.

Glory: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!

Deathbringer: Nah, Peril and I just have a close friendship.

Rainkeeper: Like me and Air!

Deathbringer: Exactly.

Peril: GUYS GUYS! There's no need to fight over me! 

Winter: Then you've chosen between us?

Peril: .....uh........Yeaaaah.

Clay: PERIL WTF?!!?

Tsunami: WELL? Who is it that is worthy of your heart, oh flaming beautiful one?

Riptide: OK that's it, I'm done. WHAT IS MY LIFE ANYWAYS. *leaves*

Peril: Dudes, you should know this by now.

Peril: I love Clay! *hugs Clay*

Clay: Aw, thanks!

Winter/Tsunami:.............

Winter: I KNEW WE WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!

Tsunami: OUR ROYAL HERITAGES MEAN NOTHING TO YOU.

Ignis: *appears randomly* Don't worry, she rejected me too.

Turtle: There's only one dragon for Peril, everyone, and that's Clay.

Winter: NO! IWANNABEWITHPERIL!

Moon: Well, you've still got me and Qibli!

Winter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *throws temper tantrum*

Tsunami: *throws hissy fit*

Tsunami: I JUST WANTED HER FIERY SCALES!!!!!

Starflight:....... What is going on anymore?

Fatespeaker: I don't think anyone knows anymore.

Kinkajou: *jumps*

Kinkajou: OH! Right! You're here too! I forgot.

Fatespeaker:....... Thanks.

Carnelian: It's like me and Umber. You get used to being one of the forgotten ones.

Umber: Hey, I am a LOT more popular lately. It's nice.

Nightflyer: *bursts into the room looking traumatized*

Air: Oh no.

Joy: What?

Air: He actually read the fanfiction....

Nightflyer: *slams laptop on the ground*

Nightflyer: JOY DESTROY THIS!!!!!

Joy: *pulls out machine gun and shoots at laptop while laughing*

Rainkeeper: What's so bad about this fanfiction anyway?

Air: EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

Seashell: What's it called, anyway?

Nightflyer: WE DO NOT SPEAK ITS NAME!!!!

Air: IF YOU KNOW IT, YOU KNOW IT, AND I'M VERY SORRY. IF YOU DON'T BE VERY THANKFUL. 

Rainkeeper: ......We need to find you a new hobby.

Seashell: Definitely. Maybe a new show?

Joy: That could work.

Rainkeeper: But not Sherlock or Doctor Who. We don't want to risk her going SuperWhoLock on us.

Hosts: *nod in fear of SuperWhoLock*