I HATE YOU! (Hosts, Guest starring Pear and Kelp)
Nightflyer: ..............
Rainkeeper: ........
Seashell: *holds up swordfish like a spear*
Air: *walks in* What's going on?
Seashell: *hides swordfish* NOTHING!
Joy: Yea right. *takes fish*
Joy: Dude, if you wanted a weapon, you could've just asked. You didn't have to use a dead fish.
Kelp: *appears* Yea, but if she uses the fish, then they'll be sleeping with the fishes for good.
Joy: KELP! *drops fish and runs over to hug him*
Air: How come Kelp's here? we don't have a dare for today.
*Pear appears*
Pear: Hi Rainy!
Rainkeeper: *swears under his breath*
Seashell: Boys, just get it over with and I'll erase their memories afterwards.
Air: Wait what?
Nightflyer/Rainkeeper/Kelp: Fiiiine.
Nightflyer: This is going to be rough.
Rainkeeper: Somehow, I actually think you have it the easiest.
Nightflyer: NO I DON- .................Okay, maybe. BUT IT'S STILL HARD!
Kelp: But we need a reason for this. What's a good reason for us all to suddenly hate our girlfriends?
Nightflyer:.......Uh....
Rainkeeper: ....We're secretly all in love with each other?
Kelp: What?
Rainkeeper: I don't fucking know.
Nightflyer: That could actually work to a degree.
Kelp: What?!
Nightflyer: Hear me out. You pretend to be in love with Macaw, and I'll pretend to be in love with *shudders* Faithbringer.
Rainkeeper: What about me?
Nightflyer: Well, do you know anyone that Pear would be upset with you falling in love with?
Rainkeeper:..............................Yes.
Kelp: There you go.
Rainkeeper: NO. I can't.
Nightflyer: Well, too bad, it's either this or think of a better idea.
Nightflyer:........And I just thought of a better idea.
Seashell: Guys!!
Boys: OKAY!
Nightflyer: *internally commits suicide to make this dare easier*
Air: Hi Nightflyer!
Nightflyer: *is straight out of Mean Girls*
Nightflyer: Ugh, don't talk.
Air: What?
Nightflyer: Stop! Your voice is unbearable and your breath alone is bad enough to make me move away. What, did you eat a skunk for breakfast?
Air: Nightflyer, you're being really mean...
Nightflyer: No, I'm just telling it like it is. And stop saying my name, it sounds tainted coming from you.
Air: I-I don't understand....
Nightflyer: Do I need to spell it out for you? S-T-O-P T-A-L-K-I-N-G!!!!
Air: Why are so being like this?
Nightflyer: Because I can, Because I hate you, the list goes on.
Air: Since when do you hate me!?!?
Nightflyer: Uh, since ALWAYS? Where have you been? Snorting smokeberries? I wouldn't be surprised...
Air: You little.... *bitchslaps Nightflyer*
Nightflyer: *drops and crawls away*
Nightflyer: *in a strained voice* Okay, I' done.
Seashell: You can't sit with us a lunch. It's Thursday. You're wearing jeans.
Nightflyer: I WILL shove you in front of a bus.
Seashell: Moving on!
Joy: Hey Kelp.
Kelp: Joy, can I be honest?
Joy: You always are.
Kelp: I really, Really, REALLY, hate you.
Joy:............Say what?
Kelp: I'm sorry, but after the way you have treated my Caw-berry, I simply can't like you any more.
Joy: Wait......Did you just say Caw-berry?
Kelp: Yes.
Joy: As in Macaw?
Kelp: duh.
Joy: I FUCKING KNEW IT!
Kelp: Wait what?
Joy: *snaps talons*
*Macaw appears*
Joy: *tackles Macaw and starts choking him*
Joy: I KNOW YOUR TWISTED LITTLE PLAN MACAW!!!!!! YOU KNEW THAT IF YOU COULDN'T HAVE ME, YOUR NEXT BEST BET WAS WITH KELP!!!! NOW YOU DIE!!!!
Seashell: Joy! Clam down!
Joy: NO! KELP IS MINE!!!
Kelp: *grinning* Seashell, I give up. I can't do it. I can't hate her.
Seashell: Really? She's the easiest one to hate!
Kelp: *scowls*
Kelp: Don't make me sick my vicious attack girlfriend on you.
Seashell: *gulps*
Rainkeeper: Okay......I can do this.
Rainkeeper: Hey Pear?
Pear: Yes Rainy?
Rainkeeper: We need to talk.
Pear: We are talking.
Rainkeeper:...............Pear, I've found someone else.
Pear: WHAT!
Rainkeeper: It's just.....This someone really understands me and has helped me see you for what you really are, and after I have, I have to say, I hate you Pear.
Pear: I swear if you are dating one of my parents....
Rainkeeper: Ew, no.
Pear: Who is it!?!
Rainkeeper: I shouldn't say. He doesn't like it when I talk to you.
Pear: RAINY AT LEAST TELL ME WHO YOU'RE LEAVING ME FOR!!!!
Rainkeeper: *sighs* Alright, but you can't tell anyone. It's very secret.
Pear: I won't I swear!
Rainkeeper: Okay.......*inhales*
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Air, Joy, and Pear forget the entire dare and nearly all of Pyrrhia shows up in the room*
Rainkeeper: I'm in love with Tree-Bud.
Pear: WAIT WHAT!?!?!?
Joy: THE FUCK??????????????
All: WHAT?!!!!?!??!!?!?!
Rainkeeper: SEASHELL I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seashell: *attempts to run away*
Rainkeeper: *attacks her*
Nightflyer: *snaps talons*
*Everything goes back to normal, except that Rainkeeper is beating the crap out of Seashell*
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