Joy: Okay this is definitely one of my favorites.

Air: I liked the one where the Jade Winglet went grocery shopping.

Seashell: Or when Winter sang Call Me Maybe and the Hanging tree songs.

Rainkeeper: Or when Clay ate Fluffy and Flower

Nightflyer: Or when we did 7 minutes in heaven...

Air: *facetalon*

*players appear*

Sunny: YES ANOTHER DARE!

All: *glares at Sunny*

Sunny: ..............I stand by my statements.

Nightflyer: *has a megaphone* TODAY!!!!

Joy: *also has a megaphone* WE SHALL BE PLAYING!!!!

Air: *doesn't need a megaphone* HIDE AND SEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glory: *laughing* YOU ALL ARE GOING DOWN!

Kinkajou: Hell yea! *high fives Glory*

Seashell: Here's how it works. You have one day to hide anywhere in Pyrrhia, but once you are hidden, you can't move again. Burn,

*Burn appears and waves*

Seashell: Will be trying to find you. If she does, you die. Any questions?

All:..............

Rainkeeper: Oh! And sorry, seawings, but you're not allowed to go underwater. You can only go places that Burn can reach.

Joy: A.K.A., no Ice Kingdom Winter.

Winter: Dammit.

Air: OFF YOU GO!

Nightflyer: And don't worry, Burn will be here the whole time so she can't peek.

Players: *bolts from the room*

*One day later....*

Hosts: *sitting on a couch with popcorn, as they watch Burn search through secret cameras*

Burn: *pacing through her Weirdling Collection*

Sunny: *is frozen like one of the stuffed dragon, fearing for her life*

Sunny: *a single drop of sweat hits the floor*

Burn: *whips around and grabs Sunny by the neck* 

Burn: Got you.

Sunny: *screams*

Air: *walks over to chart*

Air: *crosses off Sunny's name*

Nightflyer: D.O.D., one down, 8 to go.

Joy: J.W., 7 to go.

Burn: *walking around sandwing kingdom*

Kinkajou: *in camouflage behind Burn, making funny faces at her back*

Burn: *spots Turtle clinging to the bottom of a bridge*

Burn: *grabs Turtle* Got you.

Turtle: NO PLEASE!!!!

Kinkajou: *attacks Burn*

Kinkajou: I WON'T LET YOU HURT MY BOYFRIEND!!!

*screams*

Air: *slowly crosses off their names*

Joy: J.W., 5 to go

In the rainforest....

Burn: *spots familiar sloth*

Burn: *scares it so it goes running to its owner*

Peril: *screams* DO WHAT YOU WANT, JUST DON'T HURT MY SLOTH!!!!!!! ........OR CLAY!!!!

Air: *crosses off name*

Nightflyer: D.O.D. 7 left.

Burn: *walks into Rainwing hut*

Burn: *sees Qibli and Moon making out* 

Burn: .....You know you were supposed to HIDE, right?

Joy:..........3 left. Jade Winglet ain't doing so well. 

Burn: *in Pryhhia's biggest library*

Starflight: *cowering beneath a desk*

Burn:......Okay, this one was WAY too easy.

Starflight: TELL FATESPEAKER I LOVE HER MORE THAN SUNNY! 

Nightflyer: 6 left.

In The Sky Kingdom......

Burn: *finds Carnelian choking a skywing named Pyrite*

Burn: I really thought you would have more sense than this.

Carnelian: WAIT!

Pyrite: CARNELIAN PLEASE NO!

Carnelian: SCREW YOU! PYRITE IS REALLY WINTER IN DISGUISE!!!

Air: *crosses off more names*

Joy: Huh. Did not see that coming.

Rainkeeper: See what?

Joy: Umber is the only surviving member of the Jade Winglet.

Air: I wonder where he's hiding....

Nightflyer: *checks* *shudders* You don't want to know.

Seashell: Well ,he's the J.W. winner so he gets to live, wherever he is.

Burn: *searches talons of Peace Camp*

Burn: *finds Fatespeaker in a tree*

Burn: Starflight says he loves you more than Sunny.

Fatespeaker: He does? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fatespeaker: Wait- *screams*

Nightflyer: Well, there go my parents.

Burn: *finds Riptide and Tsunami hiding under a waterfall, also making out*

Burn: What is it with you people and making out when you're not supposed to?

Tsunami:............What?

Burn: So I read Ripnami fanfiction, so what?

Seashell: Wait WHAT?!?!

Nightflyer: Three left.

Rainkeeper: Who's still alive?

Air: Clay, Glory, Deathbringer, and Umber, but he's the J.W. champion so he doesn't die when Burn finds him. 

Joy: YES! OUR PARENTS ARE STILL ALIVE!

Rainkeeper: *high-fives Joy*

Air: Where are they hiding?.....

Deathbringer: *smirking from the Nightwing Island*

Glory: *basking in the sun while in camouflage*

Clay: *eating at the Prey Center*

Umber: ............................You really don't want to know. 

Burn: *double-checks the rainforest*

Glory: *falls asleep and drifts out of camouflage*

Burn: FINALLY!! Got you!

Glory: *screams* TELL DEATHY I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nightflyer: Uh, 2 left.

Burn: *searching JMA*

Burn: *finds Clay in the Prey center*

Clay: *munching on hippo leg* Oh hey Burn. Did you find Peril?

Burn: Yes.

Clay: *finishes food* Okay, I'm ready.

Air: .........Why do feel like that was a noble death?

Joy: Because it was Clay.

Nightflyer: He could've died over that extra cow in the first book and we would all agree that it was a valiant death. 

Rainkeeper: True.

Burn: Now what?

Air: Well, he have our champions so.....

Joy: You go back to being dead until the next dare!

Burn: WAIT NO-*disappears*

Air: *snaps talons*

*Deathbringer and Umber appear*

Deathbringer: *covered in ash*

Umber: *covered in dirt* 

Air: Congratulations, you have won hide and seek!!!

Seashell: Tell us, where were your winning places?

Deathbringer: A non-lava covered cell in the old Nightwing Island.

Umber: *shudders with a traumatized look on his face*

Umber: I had Sora bury me alive....

Hosts:..............

Joy: Well, on a funnier note, Umber! Call an Uber!

Umber: Why?

Joy: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SPELL UMBER WITHOUT UBER!!!!!!

All of Pyrrhia: *facetalons*