Here, Eat This Scavenger. (D.O.D. Guest Starring Six-Claws)
Joy:......Okay...
Air: That's not too bad.
Rainkeeper: Dear readers, If we asked you a question about one of the dares you commented, please respond to the question. We asked said questions because we literally cannot write your dares without knowing the answer.
Nightflyer: A.K.A. right now we have at least three dares we can't write because we have no idea what they are about.
Seashell: To remind you, here are the questions.
Air: TheGamingManatee Do you mean the We are number one song from Lazy Town?
Joy: ElFrostbite What the hell is binary code?And who are Sans and Bendy?
Nightflyer: FalseDarkness please explain Airship pirates, otherwise your dare is just going to be the players playing minecraft as Air watches Pirates of the Caribbean.
Seashell: That's all!
*players plus Six-Claws appear*
Sunny: Six-Claws!
Six-Claws: Hi Sunny.
Deathbringer: Oh.
Glory: What?
Deathbringer:....Nothing.
Glory: *narrows eyes*
Glory: What?
Deathbringer: It's nothing, don't worry about it.
Glory: Deathbringer.
Deathbringer: .......It's a long story.
Glory: Deathy.
Deathbringer: *sighs* Fine. *starts whispering story in Glory's ear*
Sunny: Thank the moons you're here. I need you to answer an ongoing debate.
Six-Claws: I'm listening.
Sunny: Is my mom dating Smolder?
Six-Claws: MOONS BLASTED CROCODILE SPAWN NO! NO!!!! Gross!
Sunny: *stares at Thornder shippers*
Sunny: HA!
Six-Claws: *shudders* Bright smashing suns no. In all the years I've known her there's always been one dragon for Thorn, and that's Stonemover.
Sunny: AND IT'S GONNA STAY THAT WAY!
Six-Claws: *nods*
Hosts:......
Nightflyer: Did we miss something here?
Joy: You did.
Rainkeeper: What did you do?
Joy: Nothing.
Rainkeeper: *narrows eyes*
Joy: It's nothing, don't worry about it.
Rainkeeper: Joy.
Joy: .....It's a long story.
Rainkeeper: Jo.
Joy:....*sighs*
Glory/Deathbringer: *seriously confused with that Deja vu*
Tsunami: Can someone explain what the heck we are actually doing here?
Rainkeeper: Oh right.
Air: The dare.
Seashell: We almost forgot....
Air: Six-Claws?
Six-Claws: Yea?
Air: *hands him a scavenger named Dave Karofsky*
Air: Here, eat this scavenger.
Joy: ROLL CREDITS!
Six-Claws: *shrugs* Okay.
Sunny: WAIT WHAT!?!?!?!
Clay: NO!
Tsunami: DON'T YOU DARE!
Glory: I WILL MELT YOU!
Starflight: WITH HER MAGICAL DEATH SPIT!
Six-Claws:.....Did I miss something here?
Deathbringer: No, please. Eat away.
Glory: *growls*
Deathbringer: *cowers*
Fatespeaker: *sighs* They have this weird obsession with not eating scavengers for some reason.
Riptide: And going out of their way to save them for no apparent reason.
Peril: It's rather odd.
Rainkeeper:....When did they save scavengers?
Air: Clay saved two from Scarlet's party, Tsunami rescued two from a storm, Glory and Jambu grabbed a couple from Blaze's hideout, Sunny has Fluffly and Holler of course, and Starflight- Wait did Starflight save any scavengers?
Hosts:.............
Starflight: Uh, Noooooo.
Nightflyer: Well, I remember you saved someone once. Who was it?
Starflight:............um...
Starflight: I help Glory save Deathbringer!
Glory: No.
Starflight: What?
Glory: *shakes head* Doesn't count.
Deathbringer: At all.
Starflight:....I helped Tsunami that one time!
Tsunami: And I also had to rescue you from a little scavenger that nearly killed you. Nothing you helped me with counts.
Starflight:.....I warned Clay about Fjord's frostbreath!
Clay: Okay, you can give him that, that was actually helpful when I finally got the message.
Air: *facetalons*
Nightflyer: *sighs* Just.... How did I get you as a father?
Starflight: You tell me.
Nightflyer/Starflgiht: *awkwardly stares at Fatespaker*
Fatespeaker:......What?
Six-Claws: *eats scavenger*
Sunny: *screams*
D.O.D.: *freaks out*
Six-Claws:....Can I leave now? I don't trust Qibli to guard Thorn by himself.
Air: Really? But Qibli's so reliable!
Six-Claws: *rolls eyes* Oh yes, Soooooo reliable. Because it's totally understandable to be too busy brooding over a Nightwing to notice that my daughter has been kidnapped and used as a bargaining tool for the second time. Oh yes, I completely entrust that dragon with the most important Sandwing in Pyrrhia.
Air:....I stand corrected.
Nightflyer: Tell Ostrich that Firefly says hi
Six-Claws: Okay. *disappears*
Seashell:.....Now what?
Hosts: *look over to see the players still panicking over the dead scavenger*
Hosts: *shrug*
Rainkeeper: I think we can end it here.
Air: Okay.
Joy: Sunny! I need my rocket launcher back!
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