Heaven And Hell. A.K.A. WW3, Cleril Edition. (D.O.D.)


Joy: *sharpens talons* This outa be easy

Nightflyer: On the contrary, the future is looking........awful.

Seashell: Why are we killing them?

Rainkeeper: I dunno.

Air: *staring at a Great Dane-German shepherd mix dog*

Air: Dean, Now I want you to behave. *holds up poodle*

Air: This is Castiel. Now, you two are going to be nice to each other, and nobody is gong to start any apocalypses, or release any Leviathans, right?

Dean the dog: WOOF!

Air: Good boy! 

Nightflyer: Air, are you trying to make Destiel real by breeding dogs?

Air:...........Well, technically they're Scavenger Clay and Scavenger Peril's dogs, so it's a double whammy.

Nightflyer: *facetalon*

Me: DON'T EVEN COMMENT IT peril290 CAUSE I CAN PREDICT YOUR COMMENT!!!!! IS IT...... *facetalon*?

*players appear*

Fatespeaker: What are we doing tod-

Joy: *kills Peril*

Clay: *screams*

Air: *screams* WHAT THE HELL?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

Joy: It's a dare people. She'll come back.

Seashell: Sunny, can you please kill Clay?

Nightflyer: You were dared to.

Sunny: Okay.

Tsunami/Glory: WAIT WHAT???????? WHAT THE HELL SUNNY?!!!?!?!

Clay: JUST DO IT! I don't wanna live without my princess....

Sunny: *kills Clay*

Joy: And now we wait.

Starflight: For what?

Rainkeeper: You'll see.

In The Afterlife.....

Peril: *goes to hell, duh*

Clay: *goes to heaven*

Scarlet: PERIL!

Peril: Nope, not doing this.

Kestrel: Daughter, good to see you again!

Peril: Kestrel, what-

Morrowseer: Great. It's you.

Peril: Well, fuck you too!

Burn: Join the club.

Blister: NO! JOIN MY CLUB!!!! IT'S BETTER!!!

Albatross: It was a theoretical club Moron.

Peril: Did anybody else die today?

Kestrel: Just Clay, but he's in heaven.

Peril:.......Wait....So I can't see him ever again?

Scarlet: Yep!

Kestrel: That's why it's called Hell.

Peril:......

In Heaven....

Clay: What the-

Crane: OMG You're Clay!!!!!!!!!!

Clay: Who are you?

Crane: I'm Crane, your sister!

Clay: Oh. Hi Crane! Do you know where Peril is?

Crane: No, but I'm sure somebody does!

Crane: Hey Gill! Do you know where Peril is?

Gill: Never heard of her. 

Crane: Okay.....

Palm: I know where she is!

Palm: She's in hell.

Crane: Oh, sorry Clay. That means you won't be able to see her.

Clay:......Forever?

Crane: Yep.

Clay:........

JMA.....

All: *glances outside*

Rainkeeper: Clouds are forming. hat should be a good sign.

Fatespeaker: A good sign for what?

Joy: World War 3.

Starflight: World war three?

Glory: But we haven't even had a world war one!

Deathbringer: Well, actually, if you consider the great war between the Nightwings and Icewings, and then the war of Sandwing Succession, then ya, this would be world war three. 

Tsunami: Either way, it's not supposed to be raining up.

Riptide: What?

All: *stares*

Peril: *screaming as she breaks out of hell and storms into heaven*

Innocent Dragons: *running and hiding for fear*

Clay: *is somewhere in Purgatory, searching for stairs to get into hell*

Peril: WHERE IS CLAY?!!!?!?!!??!

Crane: He left to find someone named Peril!

Peril: He's looking for me? *heart melting*

Clay: I'm looking for Peril?

Leviathan: See all the burnt path? That's where she came through. She's upstairs, looking for somebody named Clay.

Clay: Awww, she's murdering dead dragons to find me!

Peril/Clay: *unknowingly destroying the world as they search for each other*

Hosts/Players/Stonemover: *hovering in the sky as they watch Jade Mountain fall to the ground*

Ice Kingdom: *in the middle of a heat wave*

Sand kingdom: *is freezing over*

Ocean: *water becomes lava*

Rainforest: *rain becomes mud*

Mud Kingdom: *mud becomes water*

Nightflyer: Let's go play on a different mountain....

Clay: *pops through a hole in the middle of the nightwing Island*

Clay: How the heck did I get here?

Peril: *is lost to space and time*

Peril: There's got to be some way out of this.

Peril: *gets hit by the Millennium Falcon* 

Back in time, at the very first dare....

Air: I'm artsy!

Joy: I'm murderous!

Clay: *appears randomly*

Clay: WAIT!!!!!!!

Past: Clay: What the hell?

Clay: *grabs Air*

Clay: *shakes her while screaming* DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME!!!!!!!!! *vanishes*

Peril: *appears in the future*

Hopeseeker: *runs into Peril*

Peril: AAAAAH!!!! Wait! I know you! 

Peril: It's Hopeseeker right?

Hopeseeker: *stares blankly and nods*

Peril: TELL YOUR PARENTS NEVER TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!!!!!!

Hopeseeker: Okay!

Peril: *vanishes*

Air: Hope, who are you talking to?

Hope: A magic dragon that told you not to play truth or dare!

Air:.......Peril?

Clay/Peril: *end up in the middle of the ocean*

*The ocean is now lava*

Clay: PERIL!

Peril: CLAY!

Clay: WHAT THE HELL DID WE DO?

Peril: I DON'T KNOW!!!!!

Seashell: FOUND THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *snaps talons*

*Everything returns to normal*

Rainkeeper: Okay! Now-

Han solo: *barges in and shoots Peril*

Han Solo: YOU MELTED MY FALCON!!!!!!!!!!!

Peril:*dies*

Hosts: NO!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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