Heaven And Hell. A.K.A. WW3, Cleril Edition. (D.O.D.)
Joy: *sharpens talons* This outa be easy
Nightflyer: On the contrary, the future is looking........awful.
Seashell: Why are we killing them?
Rainkeeper: I dunno.
Air: *staring at a Great Dane-German shepherd mix dog*
Air: Dean, Now I want you to behave. *holds up poodle*
Air: This is Castiel. Now, you two are going to be nice to each other, and nobody is gong to start any apocalypses, or release any Leviathans, right?
Dean the dog: WOOF!
Air: Good boy!
Nightflyer: Air, are you trying to make Destiel real by breeding dogs?
Air:...........Well, technically they're Scavenger Clay and Scavenger Peril's dogs, so it's a double whammy.
Nightflyer: *facetalon*
Me: DON'T EVEN COMMENT IT peril290 CAUSE I CAN PREDICT YOUR COMMENT!!!!! IS IT...... *facetalon*?
*players appear*
Fatespeaker: What are we doing tod-
Joy: *kills Peril*
Clay: *screams*
Air: *screams* WHAT THE HELL?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
Joy: It's a dare people. She'll come back.
Seashell: Sunny, can you please kill Clay?
Nightflyer: You were dared to.
Sunny: Okay.
Tsunami/Glory: WAIT WHAT???????? WHAT THE HELL SUNNY?!!!?!?!
Clay: JUST DO IT! I don't wanna live without my princess....
Sunny: *kills Clay*
Joy: And now we wait.
Starflight: For what?
Rainkeeper: You'll see.
In The Afterlife.....
Peril: *goes to hell, duh*
Clay: *goes to heaven*
Scarlet: PERIL!
Peril: Nope, not doing this.
Kestrel: Daughter, good to see you again!
Peril: Kestrel, what-
Morrowseer: Great. It's you.
Peril: Well, fuck you too!
Burn: Join the club.
Blister: NO! JOIN MY CLUB!!!! IT'S BETTER!!!
Albatross: It was a theoretical club Moron.
Peril: Did anybody else die today?
Kestrel: Just Clay, but he's in heaven.
Peril:.......Wait....So I can't see him ever again?
Scarlet: Yep!
Kestrel: That's why it's called Hell.
Peril:......
In Heaven....
Clay: What the-
Crane: OMG You're Clay!!!!!!!!!!
Clay: Who are you?
Crane: I'm Crane, your sister!
Clay: Oh. Hi Crane! Do you know where Peril is?
Crane: No, but I'm sure somebody does!
Crane: Hey Gill! Do you know where Peril is?
Gill: Never heard of her.
Crane: Okay.....
Palm: I know where she is!
Palm: She's in hell.
Crane: Oh, sorry Clay. That means you won't be able to see her.
Clay:......Forever?
Crane: Yep.
Clay:........
JMA.....
All: *glances outside*
Rainkeeper: Clouds are forming. hat should be a good sign.
Fatespeaker: A good sign for what?
Joy: World War 3.
Starflight: World war three?
Glory: But we haven't even had a world war one!
Deathbringer: Well, actually, if you consider the great war between the Nightwings and Icewings, and then the war of Sandwing Succession, then ya, this would be world war three.
Tsunami: Either way, it's not supposed to be raining up.
Riptide: What?
All: *stares*
Peril: *screaming as she breaks out of hell and storms into heaven*
Innocent Dragons: *running and hiding for fear*
Clay: *is somewhere in Purgatory, searching for stairs to get into hell*
Peril: WHERE IS CLAY?!!!?!?!!??!
Crane: He left to find someone named Peril!
Peril: He's looking for me? *heart melting*
Clay: I'm looking for Peril?
Leviathan: See all the burnt path? That's where she came through. She's upstairs, looking for somebody named Clay.
Clay: Awww, she's murdering dead dragons to find me!
Peril/Clay: *unknowingly destroying the world as they search for each other*
Hosts/Players/Stonemover: *hovering in the sky as they watch Jade Mountain fall to the ground*
Ice Kingdom: *in the middle of a heat wave*
Sand kingdom: *is freezing over*
Ocean: *water becomes lava*
Rainforest: *rain becomes mud*
Mud Kingdom: *mud becomes water*
Nightflyer: Let's go play on a different mountain....
Clay: *pops through a hole in the middle of the nightwing Island*
Clay: How the heck did I get here?
Peril: *is lost to space and time*
Peril: There's got to be some way out of this.
Peril: *gets hit by the Millennium Falcon*
Back in time, at the very first dare....
Air: I'm artsy!
Joy: I'm murderous!
Clay: *appears randomly*
Clay: WAIT!!!!!!!
Past: Clay: What the hell?
Clay: *grabs Air*
Clay: *shakes her while screaming* DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME!!!!!!!!! *vanishes*
Peril: *appears in the future*
Hopeseeker: *runs into Peril*
Peril: AAAAAH!!!! Wait! I know you!
Peril: It's Hopeseeker right?
Hopeseeker: *stares blankly and nods*
Peril: TELL YOUR PARENTS NEVER TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!!!!!!
Hopeseeker: Okay!
Peril: *vanishes*
Air: Hope, who are you talking to?
Hope: A magic dragon that told you not to play truth or dare!
Air:.......Peril?
Clay/Peril: *end up in the middle of the ocean*
*The ocean is now lava*
Clay: PERIL!
Peril: CLAY!
Clay: WHAT THE HELL DID WE DO?
Peril: I DON'T KNOW!!!!!
Seashell: FOUND THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *snaps talons*
*Everything returns to normal*
Rainkeeper: Okay! Now-
Han solo: *barges in and shoots Peril*
Han Solo: YOU MELTED MY FALCON!!!!!!!!!!!
Peril:*dies*
Hosts: NO!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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