Rainkeeper: So, what dare do you guys want-

Seashell/Joy/Air: *gasp*

Rainkeeper:.......What?

Girls: *staring at Rainkeeper*

Rainkeeper: Is there something you want...?

Nightflyer: RAINKEEPER NO YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!1

Rainkeeper Wha-

Joy: YOOOOOOOOOOOO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT

Air: SO TELL ME WHATCHA WANT WHATCHA REALLY REALLY WANT!

Seashell: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT

Air: SO TELL ME WHATCHA WANT WHATCHA REALLY REALLY WANT!

Joy: I WANNA

Seashell: HA!

Joy: I WANNA

Seashell: HA

Air: I WANNA REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA ZIGAZAG AH!

*players appear*

Rainkeeper: *staring in extreme confusion*

Players:.........?

Sunny:....Did we miss something?

Nightflyer: don'tdoit. DON'TDOIT.

Rainkeeper: Nightflyer-

Nightflyer: IF YOU WANT MY FUTURE!

Air: FORGET MY PAST!

Hosts, minus Rainkeeper: *singing Wannabe by the Spice Girls*

Players: *are very confused*

Rainkeeper: *facetalons* This....This is what I put up with. 

Clay: Are we doing something fun today?

Joy: YES!

Air: NO!

Seashell: You're all just going to play Five Nights at Freddy's since we're too lazy to change the game to your own fears.

Nightflyer: Have fun!

Joy: Who wants to go first?

Starflight: WAIT. What's Five Nights At Freddy's?

Nightflyer: Just when you think they can't get any more uncultured...

Seashell: Basically you're the night guard at this Pizza place called Freddy Fazbear's. Your goal is to survive five nights without dying. 

Tsunami: That sounds stupid. And ridiculously easy.

Glory: Yeah. How are we going to die in a Pizza place? Get food poisoning?

Hosts: *laugh hysterically*

Players: *grow slightly nervous*

Fatespeaker: I'll go!

Seashell: Wonderful. 

*a few minutes later*

Fatespeaker: *sitting in the game*

Fatespeaker: This is really boring. Why am I supposed to conserve power again? 

Fatespeaker: Wait where'd the lights go?

Fatespeaker: WHAT WAS THAT?

Fatespeaker: GUYS?!

Fatespeaker: THIS ISN'T FUNNY- TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON!

Foxy: *jumps out*

Fatespeaker: *screams bloody murder*

Starflight:......... Is she dead?

Joy: Yep!

Nightflyer: Half a night. Wow. She sucks at this game.

Air: Next!

Riptide: So, what, I' just supposed to watch these cameras? That's not so bad.

Riptide: Oh cute! There's a little bunny animatronic!

Riptide: Wait...... where'd it go?

Riptide: Little bunny? Are you coming to kill me?!?

Bonnie: *slowly appears behind Riptide*

Riptide: HOLY ******** BUNNY WHY?!!??!?!

Rainkeeper: Well, he lasted a  longer than Fatespeaker....

Clay: Okay, time to guard a pizza place!

*two hours later*

Clay:......So, can I get some of the pizza or....

Clay: OMM wait is that a chicken? I love chicken!

Clay: Here chicken chicken chicken!!

Chica: *appears next to Clay*

Clay: I' GONNA EAT YOU!!!

Chica: *screams*

Clay: Ow. Why do you taste like metaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Air: They're not very good at this game, are they?

Joy: Nope.

Sunny: Okay. Gotta conserve da power. What's in these cameras anyway?

Sunny: Aw, there's a golden teddy bear! Hi!!!!

Sunny: Wait........Where'd he go? 

Sunny: Wasn't there supposed to be a Fox animatronic?

Sunny:..........OH CRAP. 

Seashell: So close Sunny, so close.

Glory: Why are we doing this again?

Glory: Oh, right. To bore me to death with animatronic animals. 

Glory: Why is that Teddy bear moving towards me?

Glory:...... WHY DO YOU HAVE A COSTUME?!

Glory: GETITAWAY GETITAWAY!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Joy: Shame. I really thought she'd make it through.

Tsunami: Okay, I've got this. *turns off all the lights*

Seashell :WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?!!?!?

Tsunami: I can see in the dark morons!

Tsunami: Okay you little metal freaks. Let's dance.

 Foxy: *bursts into the room*

Tsunami: *grabs TV, smashes it over Foxy's head*

Air: Tsunami, that's not how it wo-

Tsunami: YEA, WELL THAT'S HOW I'M PLAYING IT.

Tsunami: *completes Night one*

Tsunami: Night Two. Okay......... 

Tsunami: Wait where the hell did the chicken go?

Chica: *appears*

Tsunami: F*********************

Rainkeeper: Well, so far she's made it the furthest...

Deathbringer: Okay, I've got this.

Deathbringer: *makes it to night three*

Deathbringer: THIS IS SO EASY! 

Deathbringer: Wait.... Aren't there only THREE animatronics?

Golden Freddy: *jumps at Deathbringer*

Deathbringer: FU**************

Joy: *sighs* Every time with Golden Freddy.

Starflight: I've played this before. I've got this.

Starflight: *starts hacking the game*

Starflight: *doesn't notice Bonnie sneaking up behind him*

Starflight: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Nightflyer: He don't got this.

Peril: Okay, I've got this.

Peril: *waits*

Foxy: *jumps out*

Peril: Aw, aren't you cute!

Foxy: *tries to attack Peril*

Foxy: *melts into a pile of liquid metal*

Peril: Oh.

*Four nights later*

Peril: *is surrounded by puddles of dead animatronics*

Peril: Yay it's 6 a.m.! Did I win?

hosts:...........

Air: Yeah. You actually did.

Nightflyer: By murdering all the animatronics.

Joy: I like your style. 

Rainkeeper: Seeing as she's the only one left alive, CONGRATS PERIL! You beat the game!

Peril: WOO-HOO!

Peril: Now what?

Seashell: Well, we can't just leave ONE player alive.

Rainkeeper: You're a witness.

Peril:.......What?

Joy: *slips on Freddy Mask*

Peril: Joy-

Joy: *kills Peril*

Air: Speaking of Peril, It was scavenger Peril's birthday yesterday!

Hosts: HAPPY BIRTHDAY peril290!

Rainkeeper: Did we just kill everyone and then wish somebody a happy birthday?

Seashell: Yes.

Air: That's exactly the kinda thing we do here.