Joy: *laughing* THIS IS SO EVIL I CAN TASTE IT!!!

Air: And she gave us another one too....

Joy: YES!!!!!

*players appear*

Tsunami: What are we-

Peril: Please tell me nobo-

Fatespeaker: Hey gu-

Hosts: *staring at players while pointing grenade launchers at them*

Deathbringer:.....Should we be worried?

Rainkeeper: Seeing as half of us don't even know how to use these things, yes.

Seashell: *accidentally fires launcher into the ceiling*

Joy: *as rocks rains down from the ceiling* IT'S TIME FOR WAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Nightflyer: *snaps talons*

*Everyone is teleported to Scarlet's arena, the hosts watch happily in the stands as the players stand in the arena*

Air: Allow us to explain.

Nightflyer: All of you are being pitted against each other in a battle. The winning team gets to make the losing team do WHATEVER they want.

Joy: And we mean ANYTHING.

Rainkeeper: The teams are the Jade Winglet vs the D.O.D.

Seashell: But you will have a specific target to fight.

Air: That being said, here's the list.

Nightflyer: Glory vs Kinkajou,

Kinakjou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Deathbringer: Glory, do me a favor and kick her ass.

Glory: Maybe I'll kick yours instead.

Deathbringer:...

Joy: Sunny vs. Qibli.

Sunny: Dammit i'm gonna die.

Qibli: *sighs* Thorn, please forgive me

Air: Clay, us. Umber, Peril vs Carnelian, Turtle vs. Riptide, Moon vs. Fatespeaker, and Winter gets to choose whether to fight Tsunami, Deathbringer, or Starflight.

Winter:........Deathbringer.

Deathbringer: YES!

Joy: *laughing again*

Carnelian: Shit, I'm gonna die.

Seashell: Should we be nice and just let Tsunami and Starflight sit out....

Joy: Seashell, you're still learning. We're never nice.

Rainkeeper: STARFLIGHT WE'RE MOVING YOU TO THE JADE WINGLET TEAM, BE READY TO FIGHT TSUNAMI!

Starflight: *writes will*

Joy: *fires grenade launcher into the sky* BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starflight: I SURRENDER I SURRENDER I SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tsunami: Wimp.

*20 minutes later....*

Peril: *boredly sharpening her claws*

Fatespeaker: *running around screaming with Moon on her head* GET HER OFF GET HER OFF GET HER OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

Moon: *evilly laughing*

Riptide: *choking Turtle*

Tsunami: *watching* I don't know who I want to win this....

Sunny/Carnelian: *dead*

Qibli: *searching the arena*

Qibli: Has anyone seen Glory and Kinkajou?

*random venom splashes onto the ground*

Winter: *on the verge of death* I- WILL- KILL- YOU!

Deathbringer: Suuuuure you will.

Deathbringer: Hey Glory, how's the fight going?

Glory: Good, Kinkajou and I are fighting entirely in camouflage! *grips random spot in the air*

Glory: Kinkajou, I'm talking with Deathy. You know better than to interrupt me during that.

Kinkajou: *choking sounds*

Umber/Clay: *awkwardly staring at each other*

Umber: They do know that Mudwing siblings will never fight each other, right?

Clay: I guess not...

*an hour later*

Nightflyer: What's the score?

Joy: So far, Fatespeaker, Sunny, and Riptide, have lost, and so have Carnelian, Winter, and Starflight.

Air: Who's left?

Rainkeeper: Glory and Kinkajou. Wherever they are.

Seashell: Who's winning?

Nightflyer: No one.

Glory: *looks around*

Kinkajou: Yoo Hoo! Glory! *appears holding a talon at Deathbringer's neck*

Deathbringer: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!?!?!

Glor: I SURRENDER I SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!!!

Joy: Wow.

Air: Did not see that coming.

Later, when everyone is alive again....

Nightflyer: Alright J.W., as the winners, NAME YOUR PRICE!!!!!

J.W.: *frantically discusses punishment*

Qibli: We each have one thing.

Air: Go on.

Kinkajou: GLORY AND DEATHBRINGER HAVE TO MAKE-OUT UNTIL I SAY THEY CAN STOP!

Glory: ......Really?

Deathbringer: Just making out? Or can we go a bit.....further?

Glory: *slaps Deathbringer* No.

Rainkeeper: Eventually Deathbringer.

Joy: Eventually.

Carnelian: Peril has to tell Queen Ruby that she accidentally killed Cliff.

Peril: MAYBE I'LL ACCIDENTALLY KILL YOU INSTEAD!!!! I LOVE THAT LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL...

Clay:.....What?

All of Pyrrhia: *facetalons*

Umber: Clay has to go an entire day without eating.

Clay: *cries*

Turtle: Tsunami has to memorize all her brothers names and spend a day with us.

Tsunami: Great Moons. ALL OF THEM???

Qibli: Starflight has to go an entire day without seeing anyone other than Fatespeaker.

Starflight:......Why?

Qibli: So that STARSPEAKER WILL RULE!!!!!

Fatespeaker:.....I love this dragon.

Winter: Deathbringer has to go into the Ice Kingdom and write my name at the top of the rankings without getting killed.

Deathbringer: Shit.

Moon: Hmmmm....Cleril has to have a romantic picnic.

Peril:SUNNY!

Sunny: What?

Peril: hug her for me?

Sunny: Okay.

Air: Shoot, we're out of time. GO DO YOUR PUNISHMENTS, AND WE'LL HEAR ALL ABOUT THEEEEEEM-

Hosts: IN THE NEXT DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!