Seashell: GUYS DID YOU KNOW FAIRIES ARE REAL!?!?!?

Joy: Fairies, or Faeries? There's a difference. 

Air: FIGHT THE FAIRIES! 

Joy: DEATH TO TAMLIN EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY YET!

Seashell: GuuuuuuuuuuyySS!!!!

Rainkeeper: Yes, what IS it, Tinkerbell?

Seashell: So, some fairy gave me pixie dust-

Nightflyer: And now we're all going to fly off to Neverland and die?

Seashell: We don't need fairy dust for that, but I was just wondering what would happen if I did this. *dumps fairy dust on everyone*

Hosts:.........

*random 80's montage music starts playing*

Hosts: *start crazily dancing to Take on Me*

Joy: TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Air: TAKE ME OOOOOOOON.

Nightflyer: I'LL BE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

Rainkeeper: IN A *cue insanely high note*

*players appear*

Players:........ *awkwardly watching as the Hosts keep acting like they're high and singing 80's music*

Nightflyer: *jumping uncontrollably*

Nightflyer: WAKE ME UP! BEFORE YOU GO-GO!

Air: DON'T LEAVE ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAANGING ON LIKE A YO-YO!

Joy: WAITWAIT GUYS CHECK THIS OUT!

Joy: *changes her voice to sound weird*

Joy: I CAN FEEL IT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLING IN THE AAAAAAAAAAAIR TONIGHT!

Air: What's calling to me?

Seashell: *giggles*

Rainkeeper: *brandishing a candlestick*

Rainkeeper: WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!

Joy: *slams Thor's hammer*

Joy: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rainkeeper: WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT!

Hosts: WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!

Players: ..........

Tsunami: What the hell is WRONG with you guys today?

Air: FIGHT THE FAIRIES! CLOSE ENCOUNTER! KILL THE LEPRECHAUN!!!!!!!!

Seashell: MAGIC FAIRY DUST!!!!!!!!!!!

Clay: Oh.

Glory: Aaaaaand it's official.

Deathbringer: They've finally gone completely insane.

Nightflyer: *tells dare to Starflight*

Starflight:.........Wonderful.

Rainkeeper: HAVE A FEAST! 

*feast appears*

Clay: OMM FOOD! *dives for it*

Hosts: *start moon-walking*

Peril: We should give some of this Fairy dust to Sunny...

Sunny: *stares at Hosts*

Sunny: No thanks....

Clay: *grabs turkey*

Starflight: *steals turkey*

Clay: What the.... *grabs Chicken*

Starflight: *steals chicken*

Clay: Hey! *keeps trying to eat food*

Starflight: *keeps stealing food*

Clay: *whimpers*

Clay: *reaches for cookie*

Starflight: *steals cookie*

Clay: But I want the cookie!

Starflight: Nope.

Clay:.........

Clay: PER PER STARFLIGHT IS STEALING ALL MY FOOD!!!

Peril: Clay, you're bigger then him. And stronger. And just generally more powerful. Just take it back.

Clay: Oh. That's a good idea.

Clay: *lunges at Starflight*

*You Spin Me Round starts playing*

Nightflyer: YOU SPIN RIGHT ROUND, BABY RIGHT ROUND, LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND!

*Kelp randomly appears*

Joy: *points at him*

Joy: ALL I KNOW IS THAT TO ME YOU LOOK LIKE YOURE LOTS OF FUN, OPEN UP YOUR LOVING ARMS, WATCH OUT HERE I COME! 

Air: DO -DO- DOOODOOO DE DOOOODOOO DE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait, wrong song.

Kelp: .........And this is why I'm not a host.

Joy: WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY LIKE THE WOOOOOOOOOLF!

Kelp: Because of crazy shit like this.

Clay: I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT STARFLIGHT KEEPS STEALING MY FOOD!

Peril: *burns Starflight* Where's his food?

Starflight: AAAAAAAAAH! IT'S OVER THERE, OKAY!

Peril: Thank you! *keeps burning Starflight*

Starflight: *dies*

Fatespeaker: STARFLIGHT!

Hosts: WELCOME TO YOUR LIFE......

All:...........*slowly starts singing*

All: EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WOOOORLD.

All: ALL FOR FREEDOM AND FOR PLEASURE, NOTHING EVER LASTS FOREVER. EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD.

Seashell: *throws more fairy dust on everyone*

A/N: So this is what happens when I write this while listening to the 80's station....