A/N: Any A Very Potter Musical fans out there?

Nightflyer: So, you went back in time to play Truth or dare with your future parents and friends?

Joy: Yep!

Nightflyer: And now, because some scavengers wanted it, Seashell and I are going to help you host the game?

Air: And we have to do the truth or dares the scavengers dare us to do as well. But yea, that's about it.

Seashell: Would I get to stare at Winter?

Joy:................................................................technically yes.

Seashell: I'm in.

Nightflyer: And our parents have never met us before?

Air: Yep! Well, they know who Joy and I am, and they briefly met Seashell once before, but your parents have no idea.

Joy: That, my friends, is the best part.

Air: We like watching them freak out.

Joy: It's really funny.

*players appear*

Tsunami: Oh! You're back!

Riptide: good. I need some explanations. 

Tsunami: For what?

Riptide: To figure out how the hell I survived your mother.

Riptide: Wait, I am alive right?

Seashell: Of course you're alive!

Starflight: Who's that?

Joy: Your son.

Starflight: Oh.

Starflight: wait......WHAT!

Nightflyer: Hi.

Fatespeaker: WHO'S HIS MOTHER!?!?!

Nightflyer: Oh, this is fun

Air: See?

Joy: Psst. Readers. Give me Airflyer dares.

Air: What did you just say?

Joy: Nothing!

Nightflyer: My mother is Fatespeaker. My name is Nightflyer.

Starflight: *stares* I have a son?

Sunny: Starflight has a kid?

Tsunami: Starflight gets married?

Glory: Starflight gets laid?

Clay: You sure we're all talking about the same Starflight?

Starflight: Really Glory. Really?

Glory: Course.

Nightflyer: I also have a younger sister.

Fatespeaker: *grins* I FUCKING LOVE THE FUTURE!

Joy: ANYWAYS! Deathbringer, come here.

Deathbringer: Why? 

Joy: *whispers something in his ear*

Deathbringer: You're crazy.

Joy: I didn't write it.

Deathbringer: She'll die.

Joy: Yep

Deathbringer: Painfully.

Joy: uh-hu

Deathbringer: Very Painfully.

Joy: Most likely.

Deathbringer:............I'll die.

Joy: Oh yeah.

Deathbringer: You're still gonna make me do this, aren't you?

Joy: Hell yea.

Deathbringer: Glory?

Glory: Yes?

Deathbringer: Please have mercy.

Glory: .........Why?

Air: *teleports everyone to the rainforest*

Seashell: How come only Glory and Deathbringer on the the ground and the rest of us are in trees?

Air: Because we're just watching.

Clay: For what?

Joy: *pulls out a pipe* We are waiting. I am smoking.

Nightflyer: Sherlock Holmes? Really?

Joy: Couldn't resist.

Meanwhile....

Greatness: So, Joy tell you?

Deathbringer: Yep. I'm really sorry for whatever happens.

Greatness: Understood.

Greatness: *stars making-out with Deathbringer*

Glory: *sees* .                 .                     .  So. 

Glory: JAMBU!

Jambu: Yes?

Glory: There will be two dead dragons in my forest today. Fetch a bucket.

Jambu: Don't you mean body bags?

Glory: There won't be any bodies to put in the bags. *growls*

Jambu: *runs away screaming in fear*

Glory: GREATNESS!

Greatness: *stops* Y-yes?

Glory: Remember your mother's slow, painful death?

Greatness: Yes?

Glory: Yours is going to be much worse.

Glory: And Deathbringer.

Deathbringer: Glory I swear it was just a dare! I swear on my life, on the moons, on my smug grin itself, I would never kiss anyone but you unless dared.

Glory: *takes one step towards him*

Deathbringer: *screams like a girl and tramples various dragons while bolting away*

Glory: Now then, *turns to Greatness*

Glory: *opens mouth*

*screams*

Up in the trees....

Joy: *mildly horrified* So that's where I get it from.

Air: *scarred for life* Oh Moons.

Nightflyer: *has his wings wrapped around Air* I think this went too far.

Seashell: *pukes towards the ground* Oh yea.

Peril: This is entertaining.

Clay: What did I get myself into?

Sunny: Now we know why she needed a bucket.

All: *shudders*