EVIL EVIL EVIL (D.O.D.)
A/N: WARNING! DARE MAY BE DEPRESSING!
Joy: *screams and runs away from dare*
Nightflyer: JOY WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!
Joy: NO!
Seashell: Don't worry, I got this. *snaps talons*
*Kelp appears*
Seashell: Oh Joy!
Joy: WHAT!
Seashell: If you don't come out, I suppose Kelp will have to find someone else to kiss!
Joy:.......Kel?
Kelp: What's going on here?
Joy: KEL!!!!! *runs back in the room and tackles Kelp*
Rainkeeper: All good now?
Joy: *hugs Kelp* Yep.
*players appear*
Air: I'm sorry.
Clay: What?
Peril: Why?
Starflight: I'm scared now.
Air: I'M SO SORRY!!!
Tsunami:.....Who died?
Seashell: *rolls eyes and whispers dare to Deathbringer*
Deathbringer: *looks more murderous than he has in his whole life*
Glory: Uh, Deathy? Are you okay?
Deathbringer:*shakes with fury*
Players: *wisely step away from Deathbringer*
Deathbringer: *lets out a cry of rage and kills Seashell*
Air: *screams*
Deathbringer: Dare. Rejected.
Hosts: *severely traumatized*
Kelp: *holding back tears*
Joy:........My father emotionally scarred my boyfriend......Who am I supposed to attack now?
Kelp: *holds Joy and whimpers*
Nightflyer: Joy, Imma give you a tip. Don't kill anyone this time.
Joy:.....Not killing is an option?
Seashell: *respawns*
Deathbringer: *kills her again*
Seashell: *keeps respawning* Deathbringer!
Seashell: *dies* *respawns* Just-
Seashell: *dies and respawns* DO-
Seashell: *dies and respawns* THE-
Seashell: *dies and respawns* FUCKING DARE-
Seashell: *dies and respawns* ALREADY. STOP IT!!!!!!
Deathbringer: No.
Kelp: QUIT KILLING MY SISTER!!!!
Deathbringer: I WILL NEVER TAKE PART IN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joy: DO IT OR I'LL MAKE YOU WATCH QUICKSTRIKE'S DEATH A THOUSAND TIMES IN A ROW!
Deathbringer: *winces* Will you wipe her memory if I do it?
Air: Duh.
Deathbringer:...................................................Fine.
Deathbringer: Glory?
Glory: Yea?
Deathbringer: *inhales* I don't love you. I've been faking it this whole time. I was just using you to get some gold, but now that I know the Rainwings don't use gold, I hate you. I hate you with all my soul. Don't try to talk to me, because I never want to see you again.
Glory: *stumbles back, eyes widen*
Sunny: *silently weeping*
D.O.D.: *staring in shock*
Glory: *gaping in astonishment, clutches heart, eyes brimming with tears. Scales white with pain*
Glory: .......*whispers* But I loved you.
Deathbringer: Too bad.
Glory: *pain turns to rage in 0.01 seconds*
Glory: You son of a bitch!
Deathbringer: wait what?
Joy: *silently hands her a spear*
Glory: YOU BASTARD! I TRUSTED YOU!!! *beats him with spear* I LOVED YOU! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES FOR ME TO LOVE SOMEONE?!??!I DON'T LET PEOPLE COME ANYWHERE NEAR ME! YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE!!!!
Tsunami: I'll murder him!
Clay: *cracks knuckles*
Peril: *makes her scales burn more*
Starflight: Dude, you messed with the wrong fucking dragon.
Glory: *starts crying*
Deathbringer: *gets attacked by Clay, Peril, Tsunami, Sunny, Starflight, Riptide, Fatespeaker, Kinkajou, Grandeur, Jambu, Mangrove, and all the Rainwings.*
Mangrove: I KNEW YOU WERE BAD NEWS!!
Grandeur: I TOLD HER YOU COULDN'T BE TRUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!
*Two days later, in the Rainforest*
Nightwings: *applaud Deathbringer*
Deathbringer: *hides how miserable he is*......What?
Mastermind: That was the smartest thing you've ever done.
Fierceteeth: You're not a traitor after all!!
Deathbringer:......
Meanwhile....
Joy: Hey Glory? We've got a fun dare for you to do.
Glory: *sniffles* I'm not in the mood for dares.
Joy: Please? I promise it'll make you feel better!
Air: And anything's better than just sitting here.
Glory:.....Fine.
Glory: *walks outside*
*A crowd of young and handsome rainwings and Nightwings are waiting for her*
Glory: Joy. What the fuck is this?
Joy: Shhhh. Just flirt and enjoy it.
Glory:.......Deal.
*A few hours later*
Deathbringer: *walks into the Rainwing village*
Deathbringer: *sees Glory laughing and being pampered by male dragons that are flirting with her*
Deathbringer:...................
Nightflyer: Hey Deathbringer?
Deathbringer: Yea?
Nightflyer: It's been a week. You can tell Glory about the dare now.
Deathbringer: And murder all these dragons?
Nightflyer: Of course.
Deathbringer: GLORY!
Glory: Oh. Hello Deathbringer.
Deathbringer: EVERYTHING I SAID WAS A DARE FOR THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!
Glory:........Really?
Deathbringer: Yes!
Joy: It's true.
Air: It was a really evil dare if you ask me.
Glory:......Okay. *sips from coconut drink*
Deathbringer: So.....Do you forgive me?
Glory: Of course Deathy. I should've known.
Deathbringer:.....So we're back to normal again?
Glory: Yep.
Deathbringer:....So I can kill all the other dragons that dared to flirt with you now, right?
Glory:....Nah.
Deathbringer: WHAT!
Glory: Shhhh. Just give me this. Tomorrow I'm yours. But TODAY, I belong to the suitors.
Deathbringer:....Why.
Glory: Because I'm liking this whole pampered Queen thing. That's why.
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