EVIL EVIL EVIL (D.O.D.)

A/N: WARNING! DARE MAY BE DEPRESSING!

Joy: *screams and runs away from dare*

Nightflyer: JOY WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!

Joy: NO!

Seashell: Don't worry, I got this. *snaps talons*

*Kelp appears*

Seashell: Oh Joy!

Joy: WHAT!

Seashell: If you don't come out, I suppose Kelp will have to find someone else to kiss!

Joy:.......Kel?

Kelp: What's going on here? 

Joy: KEL!!!!! *runs back in the room and tackles Kelp*

Rainkeeper: All good now?

Joy: *hugs Kelp* Yep.

*players appear*

Air: I'm sorry.

Clay: What?

Peril: Why?

Starflight: I'm scared now. 

Air: I'M SO SORRY!!!

Tsunami:.....Who died?

Seashell: *rolls eyes and whispers dare to Deathbringer*

Deathbringer: *looks more murderous than he has in his whole life*

Glory: Uh, Deathy? Are you okay?

Deathbringer:*shakes with fury*

Players: *wisely step away from Deathbringer*

Deathbringer: *lets out a cry of rage and kills Seashell*

Air: *screams*

Deathbringer: Dare. Rejected.

Hosts: *severely traumatized*

Kelp: *holding back tears*

Joy:........My father emotionally scarred my boyfriend......Who am I supposed to attack now?

Kelp: *holds Joy and whimpers*

Nightflyer: Joy, Imma give you a tip. Don't kill anyone this time.

Joy:.....Not killing is an option?

Seashell: *respawns*

Deathbringer: *kills her again*

Seashell: *keeps respawning* Deathbringer!

Seashell: *dies* *respawns* Just-

Seashell: *dies and respawns* DO-

Seashell: *dies and respawns* THE-

Seashell: *dies and respawns* FUCKING DARE-

Seashell: *dies and respawns* ALREADY. STOP IT!!!!!!

Deathbringer: No.

Kelp: QUIT KILLING MY SISTER!!!!

Deathbringer: I WILL NEVER TAKE PART IN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joy: DO IT OR I'LL MAKE YOU WATCH QUICKSTRIKE'S DEATH A THOUSAND TIMES IN A ROW!

Deathbringer: *winces* Will you wipe her memory if I do it?

Air: Duh.

Deathbringer:...................................................Fine. 

Deathbringer: Glory?

Glory: Yea?

Deathbringer: *inhales* I don't love you. I've been faking it this whole time. I was just using you to get some gold, but now that I know the Rainwings don't use gold, I hate you. I hate you with all my soul. Don't try to talk to me, because I never want to see you again. 

Glory: *stumbles back, eyes widen*

Sunny: *silently weeping*

D.O.D.: *staring in shock*

Glory: *gaping in astonishment, clutches heart, eyes brimming with tears. Scales white with pain*

Glory: .......*whispers* But I loved you.

Deathbringer: Too bad.

Glory: *pain turns to rage in 0.01 seconds*

Glory: You son of a bitch!

Deathbringer: wait what?

Joy: *silently hands her a spear*

Glory: YOU BASTARD! I TRUSTED YOU!!! *beats him with spear* I LOVED YOU! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES FOR ME TO LOVE SOMEONE?!??!I DON'T LET PEOPLE COME ANYWHERE NEAR ME! YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE!!!!

Tsunami: I'll murder him!

Clay: *cracks knuckles*

Peril: *makes her scales burn more*

Starflight: Dude, you messed with the wrong fucking dragon.

Glory: *starts crying*

Deathbringer: *gets attacked by Clay, Peril, Tsunami, Sunny, Starflight, Riptide, Fatespeaker, Kinkajou, Grandeur, Jambu, Mangrove,  and all the Rainwings.*

Mangrove: I KNEW YOU WERE BAD NEWS!!

Grandeur: I TOLD HER YOU COULDN'T BE TRUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!

*Two days later, in the Rainforest*

Nightwings: *applaud Deathbringer*

Deathbringer: *hides how miserable he is*......What?

Mastermind: That was the smartest thing you've ever done.

Fierceteeth: You're not a traitor after all!!

Deathbringer:......

Meanwhile....

Joy: Hey Glory? We've got a fun dare for you to do.

Glory: *sniffles* I'm not in the mood for dares.

Joy: Please? I promise it'll make you feel better!

Air: And anything's better than just sitting here.

Glory:.....Fine. 

Glory: *walks outside*

*A crowd of young and handsome rainwings and Nightwings are waiting for her*

Glory: Joy. What the fuck is this?

Joy: Shhhh. Just flirt and enjoy it.

Glory:.......Deal.

*A few hours later*

Deathbringer: *walks into the Rainwing village*

Deathbringer: *sees Glory laughing and being pampered by male dragons that are flirting with her*

Deathbringer:...................

Nightflyer: Hey Deathbringer?

Deathbringer: Yea?

Nightflyer: It's been a week. You can tell Glory about the dare now.

Deathbringer: And murder all these dragons?

Nightflyer: Of course.

Deathbringer: GLORY!

Glory: Oh. Hello Deathbringer.

Deathbringer: EVERYTHING I SAID WAS A DARE FOR THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!

Glory:........Really?

Deathbringer: Yes!

Joy: It's true. 

Air: It was a really evil dare if you ask me.

Glory:......Okay. *sips from coconut drink*

Deathbringer: So.....Do you forgive me?

Glory: Of course Deathy. I should've known. 

Deathbringer:.....So we're back to normal again?

Glory: Yep.

Deathbringer:....So I can kill all the other dragons that dared to flirt with you now, right?

Glory:....Nah.

Deathbringer: WHAT!

Glory: Shhhh. Just give me this. Tomorrow I'm yours. But TODAY, I belong to the suitors.

Deathbringer:....Why.

Glory: Because I'm liking this whole pampered Queen thing. That's why.

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