Dedicated to wingoffirelover06 and GlorybringerRulesAll 

*All players appear*

Peril: Oh hey, we're all here again! Hi Turtle!

Turtle: Did you guys know that SEASHELL is my NIECE!?!?

Tsunami: Yes.

Glory: Of course.

Clay: She is?

Riptide: *facetalon*

Moon: What are we doing today?

Air: EVERYTHING!

Starflight: define everything.

Nightflyer: Everything: All the things in a group or class.

Fatespeaker: Holy coconuts he really is your son.

Nightflyer: *facetalon*

Rainkeeper: Joy has to go 2 weeks without any weapons, and no threatening. She has to be completely nice.

Deathbringer: *bursts out laughing*

Rainkeeper: Seashell has to tell us who she likes,

Seashell: wait WHAT! Fuck!

Tsunami: Ooooooooooo

Carnelian: YAS! NEW SHIP!

Rainkeeper: And Deathbringer has to tell the Seawings, Mudwings, and Blister about what happened in the Winglets: Assassin book.

Deathbringer: No way. Not fucking happening.

Air: You don't get to make that choice.

Deathbringer: SCREW YOU!

Glory: Deathy, calm down.

Deathbringer: NO! *whimpers like a child throwing a temper tantrum*

Air: LET IT BEGIN!

Nightflyer: Joy, if you will.

Joy: *grumbles as she hands over a surplus store of weapons that would make Dean Winchester drool*

Moon: So, Seashell. Who do you like?

Seashell: I'm not answering this in front of you people.

Starflight: Again, WHAT IS A PEOPLE!

Air: Just whisper it to me then.

Seashell: *whispers*

Air: Ah. 

Air: SEASHELL LIKES WINTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seashell: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you left out Geyser.

Tsunami: I'm sorry, what was that last part?

Seashell: What last part?

Tsunami: Oh, you know. That little bit about someone named GEYSER!

Riptide: Who's Geyser?

Seashell: He's just a seawing....

Winter: Good. Like him. NOT ME! I'M TAKEN!!!!!!

Moon: Winter, we're not dating.

Winter: Yet.

Qibli: Watch it.

Darkstalker: *growls and the whole mountain shakes*

Moon: Darkstalker says that if you force me to do anything, he'll break out of the mountain and sit on you.

Deathbringer: you know, for being our entire tribe's worst nightmare, I'm kinda liking him.

Turtle: .....HE'S UNDER THE SPELL!!!!!!!!!!

Kinkajou: *starts throwing pineapples*

Hosts: *screaming bloody murder*

The others: *staring in confusion*

Seashell: NEXT!

Joy: Deathbringer.

Deathbringer: Fuck. You. ALL. *tells Blister, the Seawings, and the Mudwings about Assassin*

Coral: Wait.......

Moorhen: So, you're the reason why I left a perfectly good alliance?

Coral: And why our tribes now hate each other?

Deathbringer: .....yes.

Moorhen: Oh, okay then.

Coral: No biggie.

Deathbringer: Really? *sighs in relief*

Moorhen/Coral: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Seawings/Mudwings: *attack Deathbringer*

Deathbringer: *screams*

Blister: You scream like your mother!

Hosts: *gasp*

Players: *gasp*

Darkstalker: *gasp*

All of Pyrrhia: *gasp*

Tui T. Sutherland: *gasp*

Deathbringer: Oh no you didn't.

Deathbringer: *kills his way through the two attacking tribes and lunges at Blister*

Blister: *screams*

Deathbringer: YOU SCREAM LIKE BLAZE!

Blister: *cries in burn pain*

Nightflyer: okay then.

Rainkeeper: Meanwhile...

Joy: *laughs manically*

Seashell: *throws the ugliest dragon in Pyrrhia at her* What do you think of this dragon?

Joy: *twitches and struggles not to make a sarcastic comment or threaten Seashell* I....think...he's....*chokes* b-beautiful. *gags*

1 week later...

Joy: *laughing*

Deathbringer: *walks in with a staff that has Blister's head mounted on it* What's so funny?

Rainkeeper: Nothing.

Air: She's been laughing non stop for days.

Winter: Hey Joy? You know all the pretty sloths in the rainforest? I'm gonna kill them all.

Joy: *twitches violently*

Carnelian: And then, I'm gonna burn down the forest.

Joy: *screams* 

1 weeks later....

Air :Okay Joy, you're free!

Joy: *screams* WINTER IF YOU TOUCH A HAIR ON ONE SLOTH'S HEAD I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND CHUCK IT SO FAR THAT IT'LL GO BACK IN TIME AND SAY HELLO TO YOUR PRECIOUS PRINCE ARCTIC!!!!!!!!! 

Joy: CARNELIAN, YOU LIT ON LEAF ON FIRE AND I WILL BURN YOU SO BAD YOU'LL BE THE NEXT VOLCANIC ISLAND THE NIGHTWINGS MOVE TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joy:  AND SEASHELL, I'D SAY THAT DRAGON WAS THE MOST HIDEOUS ONE I'VE EVER SEEN, BUT YOU'RE WORSE!

Joy: I NEED TO STAB SOMETHING! WHERE'S MY KNIVES?!!?!?!

All: *slowly backs away as Joy continues screaming threats and curses and violently stabbing Blister's head*