Drunken Roblox With Dirty Dan (Both)
Seashell: OHMYMOONSOHMYMOONSOHMYMOONS!!!
Air: OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!!!!
Rainkeeper: What are you two freaking out over?
Seashell: NETFLIX FINALLY UPDATED ITS SHOWS!!
Air: AND SEASON 13 OF SUPERNATURAL IS ON IT!!! Sue, I'm not done with season 12 yet, BUT IT'S THERE WHEN I'M READY!!
Seashell: AND THERE'S SEASON 2 OF RIVERDALE AND IT'S SO GOOD OMG!!
Nightflyer: *sighs* Why did I introduce them to television?
Joy: I don't know, but I have watched every single episode of Lucifer, and there's no more of it, and I AM VERY MAD.
Rainkeeper: This is why I don't watch TV.
Hosts:.......
Seashell: That's an option?
*players appear*
Glory: So, it's SUMMER-
Winter: The Ice Kingdom doesn't have summer. We live in the eternal darkness of winter.
Deathbringer: What, does your moodiness physically block out the sun or something?
Seashell: What is that place, Arendelle after Elsa goes crazy?
Winter: What?
Players: What?
Hosts: What?
Seashell: *bangs head against wall*
Sunny: So what are we doing on this beautiful day?
Nightflyer: *looks outside*
Nightflyer: It's raining and humid.
Sunny: Still beautiful.
Joy: You're all getting drunk and playing roblox while we sit back, sip margaritas and watch.
Seashell: Ooooo margaritas...
Air: Ew.
Rainkeeper: *appears with several bottles of liquor*
Rainkeeper: Alright, pick your poison!
Glory: I'll take some hemlock.
Joy: Dibs on Nightshade!
Tsunami: Aconite, if you please.
Kinkajou: No way, I want some belladonna! Need to teach Coconut a lesson.
Rainkeeper: ........Guys.....I meant what kind of DRINK you want....Not actual poison...
Deathbringer: Aww.
Joy: But Kinkajou, I can totally hook you up with some Belladonna.
Kinkajou: We'll talk later.
Turtle: Kinkajou!
Kinkajou: Ssssssh.
*several drinks and computer difficulties later*
Clay: What........what dis?
Sunny: OH LOOK! THE LITTLE creepy scavenger IS HAPPY!!!
Tsunami:...Sunny, I'm pretty sure you're dying...
Sunny: BUT HE'S SMILY! THAT MEAN HAPPY!
Turtle: WHU IS DIS GUME?!?! WE'RE PLAYIN WID DERANGED LOOKING LEGOS!
Moon: *gasps* Dey ARRRRRRRR LEGO SCAVENGIES!!!
Starflight: I bet they high as shit on majic jells-fishy.
Joy: *sips margarita*
Joy: Why does drunk Starflight always assume everyone is high?
Nightflyer: I'm not sure.
Air: *giggles*
Rainkeeper: Air, are you....drunk?
Air: No........Yes.....
Air: Don't ask stupid questions.
Kinkajou: *dumbly staring at the keyboard*
Kinkajou: So- so DOUBLE-U, is for WALK, right guys?
Kinkajou: *hovers talon over W key*
Kinkajou:........
Kinkajou: I don think Vodka likes me...... *passes out*
Glory: This is SO BORING. How do I kill the lego people?
Deathbringer: So WHATCHA GOTTA DO, is you gotta nock over their lttle lego houses, and CRUSH THEM.
Seashell:.........Are they plotting to kill Lego people while playing RoBlox?
Peril: YES! BUUUUUUUUUURN LITTLE YELLOW SUNNYS!!!!
Clay: Ril, dose are legos, not little Sunnys.
Clay: *laughs* LIT SUNNYS!
Peril: YEA LET'S LIT SUNNY ON FIYA!!!!
Sunny: Hu?
Peril: *sets Sunny on fire*
Sunny: *screams*
Fatespeaker: Woooooooooooooah. I can feel screaming...
Rainkeeper: Fatespeaker, did you mix smokeberries into your drink?
Fatespeaker:.........Mays beeeeees....
Rainkeeper: *shakes head* I told you it wasn't wise to do that.
Fatespeaker: Bu I can see throu tiiiiiiiime.....
Winter: This game is DUMB.
Qibli: Yer dumb.
Winter: No, I'm Dirty dan.
Qibli: NO,IM DIRTY DAN!
Winter: NO IM DIRTY DAN!
Qibli: *picks up keyboard and smack Winter with it*
Winter: *falls unconscious*
Qibli: *drops bloody keyboard and goes back to Roblox*
Qibli: I'm Dirty Dan, bitch.
Riptide: Oh! I'm a rabbit now! How do I get adopted?
Carnelian: I'LL ADOPT YOU! IMMA BABY, BUT I'LL DO IT ANYWAY!
Umber: Wait, yous a baby? CAN I KEEP YOUS!!?!?
Carnelian: In da game, Umbie....
Umber: *tackles Carnelian and hugs her*
Umber: Soft baby.....
Carnelian: UMBER! BAD RAINBOW! GET BACK IN THE SKITTLES BAG!
Umber: Sssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhh baby.... it's nap time...
Umber: *passes out*
Hosts:....
Joy: Well this was interesting.
Nightflyer: We should make them drunk all the time. It's more interesting.
Air: Except for Tsunami.
Tsunami: Stupid game why am I even playing don't wanna be a dumb lego with a smiley face he's happier then I am-
Rainkeeper: I don't understand how she's sober. We gave her so much vodka....
Air: I think Tsunami's like Dean Winchester. Neither of them can really get drunk.
Joy: True. Hey, when's your Air Force starting?
Air: Oh shoot I forgot about that. *grabs Nightflyer and runs out*
Rainkeeper: *glances back at players*
Rainkeeper: Do you think they'll be okay if we leave them here alone?
Joy:........
Clay: NO, I'M DIRTY DAN!
Joy: Nah. But let's go anyway.
Hosts: *leave*
Qibli: *raises keyboard*
Qibli: My name is Dirty. DAN.
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