Joy: Okay.

Air: This won't be that bad.

Seashell: *shrugs* No big deal.

Nightflyer/Rainkeeper:.........................

Nightflyer: *starts saying prayers*

Rainkeeper: Please have mercy.

*players appear*

Deathbringer: I have a good feeling about today.

Glory: Why the hell would you feel good about anything related to this game?

Deathbringer:............

Deathbringer: Well sorry I'm in a positive mood. 

Rainkeeper: *appears behind bartender stand, starts mixing drinks*

Sunny:..........Glory, is your son acting as a bartender?

Glory: ...........What the-

Air: LADIES!

Kinkajou: Yea?

Joy: IT'S PARTY TIME!!!

Clay: Oh crap.

Turtle: I'm scared.

Starflight: *cowers*

Moon: Explain please?

Seashell:The dare is that we all have to get drunk and the boys have to look after us.

Riptide: Can we also be drunk?

Joy: No.

Rainkeeper: So, it's time for step one. *sets down a tray of margaritas* Drink.

Girls: *grin*

Boys: *look terrified*

Seashell: Let's add in a couple friends, shall we? 

*Kelp and Pear appear*

Rainkeeper:..................*starts praying with Nightflyer*

Deathbringer: You two are insane. This is gonna be awesome.

*an hour of hardcore drinking later*

Sunny: *giggles and stares at wine glass*

Sunny: It tastes like pig!

Carnelian: *silently sharpening a pool cue in the corner*

Clay: This job isn't so bad.

Umber: Why were you guys so worried?

Nightflyer: Um, well I'm a bit concerned about Carnelian...

Winter: She's fine.

*three hours later*

Joy: Hi KeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllP.

Kelp: Hi Joy.

Joy: *giggles*

Glory: *chugs a beer*

Glory: Hey DEATHY.

Deathbringer: *sly grin* Yea?

Glory: *pokes him* Yuuuur a- *hiccups*

Deathbringer: I'm a what?

Glory: Yur a mango-faced moron. *bursts out laughing*

Deathbringer:.........Well That didn't go as I expected....

Tsunami: Why is everyone here acting so crazy?

Riptide: Because they're drunk. And you stood be too.

Rainkeeper: Don't look at me, she's drank at least six bottles of whiskey.

Tsunami: I'm drunk. 

Riptide: Then why aren't you going crazy.

Tsunami: Because, unlike these immature babies, I can handle my liquor.

Riptide: .....Okay?

Kinkajou: *staring slack-jawed at the wall*

Turtle: ....uh, Kinkajou?

Kinkajou: *snaps up and tackles Turtle*

Kinkajou: Hello handsome.

Turtle: *wide eyed* 

Turtle: hi?

Kinkajou: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm You're a type of fish, right?

Turtle: I guess? I'm named after one I think.....

Kinkajou: Sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Kinkajou: I like sleeping with the fishes.

Turtle: Wait what.

Moon: *kisses Winter*

Winter: I like this dare.

Moon: Noooooooooooooooo, You like Winter.

Winter: .....I am Winter.

Moon: *giggles* That's silly, Qibli.

Winter: Oh for fuck's sake.

Winter:.......................... Screw it. Sure, I'm Qibli.

Moon: Yay you learned your name!

Umber: PLEASE RAINKEEPER I'M BEGGING YOU!!!!!

Rainkeeper: Dude. 

Umber: Yes?

Rainkeeper: You're a guy. You're not getting drunk.

Umber:..........Fine. Then I'll just go beg drunk Seashell until she turns me back into Amber.

Rainkeeper: Fine by me.

Pear: *swirls around on the barstool*

Pear: Ello Rainy.

Rainkeeper: Pear. What can I do for you?

Pear: You could kiss me, or give me the hardest drink in the bar.

Pear: *leans closer*

Pear: Or both.

Rainkeeper:..............................

Rainkeeper: Okay I'm never letting you get drunk again. 

Air: *is going crazy*

Nightflyer: Air, calm down.

Air: *is dancing on a table*

Air: GIRLS JUST WANNA, THEY JUST WANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Nightflyer: Air, please get down.

Air: GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nightflyer: Air-

Air: GIRLS JUST WA- *stops*

Nightflyer: *sighs with relief* 

Nightflyer: Good, now get down

Air: *throws up*

Nightflyer: Or do that.......

Peril: Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Clay: Yes?

Peril: You, are a idiot.

Clay: I know.

Peril: *practically melts and hugs Clay*

Peril: But yur MY idiot.................

Clay: I know that too.

Peril: You know lots of thingies................

Peril: Maybe you ain't so idiot afer all.......................

Fatespeaker: *is unconscious*

Seashell: Winnie, I wanna kiss you.

Winter: Ew, no. *walks away*

Seashell: *starts singing and follows him*

Seashell: BUT BABY I LOVE YOU!!!!

*six hours later*

Kinkajou/Fatespeaker/Moon/Seashell/Sunny/Peril/Pear: *are unconscious in a pile in the corner*

Air: *making out with Nightflyer*

Deathbringer/Glory: *have mysteriously disappeared*

Joy/Kelp: *have also vanished*

Tsunami: *downing her 89th bottle of whiskey*

Carnelian: *has hundreds of sharpened pool cues*

Carnelian: *hands one to Umber*

Carnelian: And now, we joust.

Carnelian: *runs forward while screaming*

Umber: *steps away*

Carnelian: *pool cue slams into the bar, she pole-vaults over it and crashes into the liquor bottles*

Rainkeeper: *ducks for cover*

*glass shatters everywhere*

Turtle: That's gonna hurt tomorrow

Riptide: Ya think?

Tsunami: *finally passes out*

Clay: What do we do now?

Rainkeeper: We back away.

Qibli: Slowly?

Rainkeeper: Yea.

Clay/Riptide/Starflight/Winter/Umber/Rainkeeper: *slowly backs away*